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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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.... what?!  No! We never did anything other than that! Just the one kiss in protest, that's it!
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
Things to do in a mall - Summary Thus Far:
- Rotate in between escalators
- Steal coins from fountains
- Guys kiss other guys to protest protesters
- Girls kiss other girls to protest protesters
- Dress up like a toddler and attack zombies with Katanas.
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hey dummy you forgot mine
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Murdar Machene wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
Things to do in a mall - Summary Thus Far:
- Rotate in between escalators
- Steal coins from fountains
- Guys kiss other guys to protest protesters
- Girls kiss other girls to protest protesters
- Dress up like a toddler and attack zombies with Katanas.
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Amazing... there is text next to that fucking huge signature. Then again, at least your new one won't give me nightmares or epileptic seizures.
- Rotate in between escalators
- Steal coins from fountains
- Guys kiss other guys to protest protesters
- Girls kiss other girls to protest protesters
- Dress up like a toddler and attack zombies with Katanas
- Shoot up the mall with an AK-47
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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That list is very special. I'm not too amused with the shooting up the mall one, though. My friends knew people who were killed when that guy came in to our mall last December and murdered 9 people before killing himself.
On a more realistic note, I like people watching at the mall. You know how people always joke that some parents need to have their kids on leashes? Swear to god, I saw a couple who actually DID. The kids had like harnesses on their torsos with leashes attached to them that the parents hung on to for dear life. It was very bizarre.
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
Location: Chicago/DeKalb, IL
Posts: 157
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Awesome! ....... why?  |
You need to ask?
But seriously, all the malls around my neck of the woods are now nothing more than social hubs for the young and the hopeless. Every time I go there, there's always little networks of Hollister/AE/Aeropostale/A&F children sitting around, sipping Gloria Jean's coffee and talking about that cool new outfit they bought with Daddy's credit card. Nothing like walking behind a group of jailbaiters saying 'omygaw' every sentence and stopping in front of Victoria's Secret to check out their 'inventory'. It's times like that where I (jokingly) think that Murdar Machene's idea isn't half-bad...it'd chlorinate the gene pool a bit.
It may be because I've gotten older (but I'm only 21), but now going to the mall has gotten...dare I say...boring.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1399
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Sbarro pizza is good.
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
Location: Chicago/DeKalb, IL
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| Sbarro pizza is good. |
You are correct, sir. VERY good, in fact. One of the few redeeming qualities of the mall nowadays.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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| aika wrote: |
Awesome! ....... why?  |
You need to ask? |
I asked, didn't I? 8D Is it cause I kissed a girl? Or is it cause I kissed a girl with a tongue ring? OR is it cause I kissed a girl with a tongue ring in the middle of a mall?
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
Location: Chicago/DeKalb, IL
Posts: 157
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| aika wrote: |
| mtgrnwdstar wrote: |
| aika wrote: |
Awesome! ....... why?  |
You need to ask? |
I asked, didn't I? 8D Is it cause I kissed a girl? Or is it cause I kissed a girl with a tongue ring? OR is it cause I kissed a girl with a tongue ring in the middle of a mall? |
You forgot to add 'in front of a abstinence-advocating group'.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
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Having sex in a mall is pretty fun. Oh, and playing Capture the Flag, then getting thrown out as a result. Really, anything that could get you thrown out is pretty fun.
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
Location: Chicago/DeKalb, IL
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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| Having sex in a mall is pretty fun. Oh, and playing Capture the Flag, then getting thrown out as a result. Really, anything that could get you thrown out is pretty fun. |
My stepdad and I got thrown out of Dunham's Sports for playing an aggressive game of 1-on-1 basketball. I dunked the ball and tipped the whole damn hoop over and that was apparently the last straw... we were kicked out by a ~16 year old girl. lol
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
Location: Chicago/DeKalb, IL
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I would have told her to quit yapping and go make me a sandwich.
EDIT: fix'd
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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| I would have told her to quit yapping and go make me a sammich. |
You are fined one credit for a violation of the Banned Words Statute.
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7. Banned word and phrases
The following words and phrases are banned: ima, prolly, Carson Daly is not a homo, sammich. If you break this rule, expect a polite but firm written warning. Repeated violations of this rule may lead to you being banned.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I think we can do better...
Updated Summary:
- Rotate in between escalators
- Steal coins from fountains
- Guys kiss other guys to protest protesters
- Girls kiss other girls to protest protesters
- Dress up like a toddler and attack zombies with Katanas
- Shoot up the mall with an AK-47
- Sex
- Sbarro Pizza
- Capture the Flag
- Anything to get thrown out
- Aggressive basketball in a sports store
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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Dude you missed my comment on people watching! T__T People watching at the mall is awesome!
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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| aika wrote: |
| Dude you missed my comment on people watching! T__T People watching at the mall is awesome! |
No, following hot underage teenage girls around the mall all day and waiting to get caught is.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| aika wrote: |
| Dude you missed my comment on people watching! T__T People watching at the mall is awesome! |
Wahhh!!!
- Rotate in between escalators
- Steal coins from fountains
- Guys kiss other guys to protest protesters
- Girls kiss other girls to protest protesters
- Dress up like a toddler and attack zombies with Katanas
- Shoot up the mall with an AK-47
- Sex
- Sbarro Pizza
- Capture the Flag
- Anything to get thrown out
- Aggressive basketball in a sports store
- People watching
- Underage female teenager watching... damn it Tebor this is more fucked up than Murdar's AK-47 one...
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Underage female teenager watching... damn it Tebor this is more fucked up than Murdar's AK-47 one... |
That happened to a friend of mine. There was a group of three chicks that he decided to follow and waited for a chance to make conversation. But he ended up following them into like five stores. They eventually got wise, split up, and one of them told a security guard. My friend was then asked to leave the mall. The moral is: Don't be a psycho.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Tebor wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Underage female teenager watching... damn it Tebor this is more fucked up than Murdar's AK-47 one... |
That happened to a friend of mine. There was a group of three chicks that he decided to follow and waited for a chance to make conversation. But he ended up following them into like five stores. They eventually got wise, split up, and one of them told a security guard. My friend was then asked to leave the mall. The moral is: Don't be a psycho. |
Stores where this is acceptable:
1) Game Stop
2) Radio Shack
3) Spencer Gifts
Stores where this is just not going to work:
1) Victoria's Secret
2) Fredrick's of Hollywood
3) Bath and Body Works
4) J.C.Penny's women's changing room
5) Forever 21
My guess is that he was being dumb about which stores he was following them into.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| My guess is that he was being dumb about which stores he was following them into. |
You are correct. It was the Victoria's Secret that I think did him in.
Oh yeah, I got thrown out of a mall when I tried to shoot a class photography project there. I was actually escorted out. That was actually the week after 9/11, not joking.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
Stores where this is acceptable:
1) Game Stop
2) Radio Shack
3) Spencer Gifts
Stores where this is just not going to work:
1) Victoria's Secret
2) Fredrick's of Hollywood
3) Bath and Body Works
4) J.C.Penny's women's changing room
5) Forever 21
My guess is that he was being dumb about which stores he was following them into. |
You forgot John T's. Any woman interested in tobacco piping accessories and porcelain wizard statues should not only followed, but proposed to on the spot.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Tebor wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
| My guess is that he was being dumb about which stores he was following them into. |
You are correct. It was the Victoria's Secret that I think did him in.
Oh yeah, I got thrown out of a mall when I tried to shoot a class photography project there. I was actually escorted out. That was actually the week after 9/11, not joking. |
What... did they think you were "Casing the joint"?
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| What... did they think you were "Casing the joint"? |
A. We were very rowdy.
B. Half of us were Muslim.
C. It was a photography project in a public building the week after a major terrorist disaster.
But in our defense, we were obviously high school students. Wait, I guess that would mean this was two years after Columbine.
Anyway, that was the first of many, many times I was thrown out of a place for filming or taking pictures. The last photography fallout was on the set of the Dark Knight.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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