i have a friend who hates velvet. he cant touch it. or see it or anything. he just gets all weirded out about it
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
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Posted:
Jun 13 2008 05:43 pm
Fear of pickles?
I have a slight phobia of taking pills. I don't know why, but they make me want to puke if I take any. I even gag when I touch one.
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
Posts: 296
Posted:
Jun 13 2008 05:56 pm
WOW. While I was watching, I was laughing my ass off, but the more I think about it, that's just sad.
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Jun 13 2008 06:05 pm
I bet picklefucker has a pickle phobia too.
Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
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Posts: 885
Posted:
Jun 13 2008 06:17 pm
DarknessDeku wrote:
Fear of pickles?
I have a slight phobia of taking pills. I don't know why, but they make me want to puke if I take any. I even gag when I touch one.
I think this is what I watched (a long time ago) and probably why I came up with this topic.
I think this women has a fear of pickles 'cuz she probably got raped by The Hulk.
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
I didn't want to laugh at her, but omfg I was trying so hard not to die from the laughter.
I feel the same way about styrofoam as douche does, that sound fucking kills me.
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SSNintendo
Title: Likes to Blow Sh*t Up
Joined: Oct 14 2006
Location: Virginia
Posts: 599
Posted:
Jun 13 2008 07:37 pm
I have a fear of bees. Sweat bees I can handle, but any other type of bee I won't go near. Just about everybody at work knows about it, so they take them out for me.
That's what those fuckers are! They don't hurt, I'd be more scared of Wasps or Hornets. Which ever ones have the inch long stinger coming out of their ass.
anorexorcist
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Joined: May 21 2008
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Posts: 2131
Posted:
Jun 13 2008 08:55 pm
Oh, I think I have seen them as the metalic green, thought they were just giant ass flys, never had one land on me though
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SSNintendo
Title: Likes to Blow Sh*t Up
Joined: Oct 14 2006
Location: Virginia
Posts: 599
Posted:
Jun 13 2008 09:06 pm
Douche McCallister wrote:
SSNintendo wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweat_bee
That's what those fuckers are! They don't hurt, I'd be more scared of Wasps or Hornets. Which ever ones have the inch long stinger coming out of their ass.
I don't mind the sweat bees, it's just the other bees that send me off in another direction. Wasps, hornets, bumblebees.
Douche McCallister
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Posted:
Jun 13 2008 09:10 pm
anorexorcist wrote:
Oh, I think I have seen them as the metalic green, thought they were just giant ass flys, never had one land on me though
Same here, they are fucking fast too.
Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
Posted:
Jun 13 2008 10:46 pm
Bees, wasps, hornets, aren't nearly as bad as horse flys. They like fucking make you bleed like nothing. And fuck, bees will only sting if you provoke them.
I don't fear snakes, worms, spiders, bees or any other common phobia.
Have you ever kicked a bee? The sound it makes when it hits your shoe is pretty funny, plus they get too disoriented to sting you.
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
I wonder if the girl afraid of pickles has ever seen this:
Richo Rosai
Joined: Nov 13 2005
Location: Osaka
Posts: 144
Posted:
Jun 14 2008 11:00 am
I don't fear heights at all, but looking up at high places from below makes me dizzy.
I second the bee/wasp fear for myself. I grew up around a lot of scorpions, which sucks, and I've been stung (or bitten) by a centipede, but none of them still get to me like bees, which I've never been stung by. It's a combination of the clear tactical advantage they have over me in terms of movement and the sinister look of their heads. They look like fucking demons.
Also, I can't stand touching live fish. It's just gross and creepy. My grandfather used to force me to help him catch fish and beat me with a fishing pole when I would drop them because "you ain't gonna grow up to be no faggot". In spite his valiant efforts, unfortunately, I still appear to be a faggot (of the non-fish-handling variety anyway).
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
Posted:
Jun 14 2008 01:58 pm
ive been stung by a bee. cause i tried squashing it with my hands when i was a kid. my hand got a little swollen, but nothing too bad.
i also been stung/bitten by an ant. that shit got my ankle swollen like crazy for a day or two.
other than that, i dont mind those insects. i still hate cockroaches
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
Posted:
Jun 14 2008 06:36 pm
Spiders. Jesus christ, I can't even look at pictures of them. I don't mind little tiny spiders, and I find Daddy Long Legs' intriguing, but fucking tarantulas...ugh, even the name makes me squirm. I was afraid of heights, but I got over it when I became a roofer lol. I still get the occasional wave of fear though.
I'm also terrified of the dark. I can't walk down the street if one of the lights has burned out. My fear took hold after I had to walk through town at 11pm on a Friday night during a blackout. People would be less than 10 feet away and I couldn't see their faces.
My stupid phobia is birds. They freak me out and I dive out of the way whenever they fly over. It's probably because I've been shit on a good 5 or 6 times.
Drowning and sharks too, but those are legit I think.
They say that the legitimate fear, like heights and animals are inherited from our caveman ancestors who discovered that certain things can kill us, so they avoided them.
I have a slight phobia of taking pills. I don't know why, but they make me want to puke if I take any. I even gag when I touch one.
same episode but fear of mustard and birds:
I have a fear of high places and getting eaten alive. But you know, those things can kill you while birds and mustard? unless the birds wanted to eat me and the mustard was trying to throw me off a cliff, i don't see how anyone could be afraid of either.
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
Posted:
Jun 14 2008 07:10 pm
I love how they show stock footage of people pouring mustard on things during her little interview lol
I have a fear of high places and getting eaten alive. But you know, those things can kill you while birds and mustard? unless the birds wanted to eat me and the mustard was trying to throw me off a cliff, i don't see how anyone could be afraid of either.
If mustard tried to throw me off a cliff I'd be more afraid of how the mustard is actually doing it then the fact that I am being thrown of the cliff.
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"
Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
Posted:
Jun 14 2008 10:41 pm
I have a fear of invisible chairs, luckily I have yet to see one.
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
