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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
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Thanks. I don't really do a lot of photoshop chop jobs like that movie poster, I usually like doing illustrations, but yeah, I can probably do a sig for you one of these days.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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| Burt Reynolds wrote: |
| Thanks. I don't really do a lot of photoshop chop jobs like that movie poster, I usually like doing illustrations, but yeah, I can probably do a sig for you one of these days. |
Awesome. I sometimes wish I would have chosen to go that route, but oh well. It went by the wayside like the rest of my ambitions.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
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Location: California
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| Awesome. I sometimes wish I would have chosen to go that route, but oh well. It went by the wayside like the rest of my ambitions. |
Well, never too late. Honeslty, making a living doing it can be a son of a bitch, there are a lot of really good ones out there. I'm fortunate that in my town the competition is sub-par, but at the same time i'm not making ILM wages and most people in town give me a crazy stare when i quote them a price for freelance work.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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Seldom do I really answer those who criticize my work. In fact, the entire development of my career has been fueled by my ability to ignore denigrating and trivializing criticism as I realize my dreams and my goals. However there is something compelling about Amazon's willingness to publish just about anything, and the sheer outrageous stupidity of many things you've said here that actually touches my proletarian and Democratic soul. Also I use and enjoy Amazon and I do read the reviews of other people's books in many fields. In sum, I believe in what happens here. And so, I speak. First off, let me say that this is addressed only to some of you, who have posted outrageously negative comments here, and not to all. You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective. Indeed, you aren't even reading it. You are projecting your own limitations on it. And you are giving a whole new meaning to the words "wide readership." And you have strained my Dickensean principles to the max. I'm justifiably proud of being read by intellectual giants and waitresses in trailer parks,in fact, I love it, but who in the world are you? Now to the book. Allow me to point out: nowhere in this text are you told that this is the last of the chronicles, nowhere are you promised curtain calls or a finale, nowhere are you told there will be a wrap-up of all the earlier material. The text tells you exactly what to expect. And it warns you specifically that if you did not enjoy Memnoch the Devil, you may not enjoy this book. This book is by and about a hero whom many of you have already rejected. And he tells you that you are likely to reject him again. And this book is most certainly written -- every word of it -- by me. If and when I can't write a book on my own, you'll know about it. And no, I have no intention of allowing any editor ever to distort, cut, or otherwise mutilate sentences that I have edited and re-edited, and organized and polished myself. I fought a great battle to achieve a status where I did not have to put up with editors making demands on me, and I will never relinquish that status. For me, novel writing is a virtuoso performance. It is not a collaborative art. Back to the novel itself: the character who tells the tale is my Lestat. I was with him more closely than I have ever been in this novel; his voice was as powerful for me as I've ever heard it. I experienced break through after break through as I walked with him, moved with him, saw through his eyes. What I ask of Lestat, Lestat unfailingly gives. For me, three hunting scenes, two which take place in hotels -- the lone woman waiting for the hit man, the slaughter at the pimp's party -- and the late night foray into the slums --stand with any similar scenes in all of the chronicles. They can be read aloud without a single hitch. Every word is in perfect place. The short chapter in which Lestat describes his love for Rowan Mayfair was for me a totally realized poem. There are other such scenes in this book. You don't get all this? Fine. But I experienced an intimacy with the character in those scenes that shattered all prior restraints, and when one is writing one does have to continuously and courageously fight a destructive tendency to inhibition and restraint. Getting really close to the subject matter is the achievement of only great art. Now, if it doesn't appeal to you, fine. You don't enjoy it? Read somebody else. But your stupid arrogant assumptions about me and what I am doing are slander. And you have used this site as if it were a public urinal to publish falsehood and lies. I'll never challenge your democratic freedom to do so, and yes, I'm answering you, but for what it's worth, be assured of the utter contempt I feel for you, especially those of you who post anonymously (and perhaps repeatedly?) and how glad I am that this book is the last one in a series that has invited your hateful and ugly responses. Now, to return to the narrative in question: Lestat's wanting to be a saint is a vision larded through and through with his characteristic vanity. It connects perfectly with his earlier ambitions to be an actor in Paris, a rock star in the modern age. If you can't see that, you aren't reading my work. In his conversation with the Pope he makes observations on the times which are in continuity with his observations on the late twentieth century in The Vampire Lestat, and in continuity with Marius' observations in that book and later in Queen of the Damned. The state of the world has always been an important theme in the chronicles. Lestat's comments matter. Every word he speaks is part of the achievement of this book. That Lestat renounced this saintly ambition within a matter of pages is plain enough for you to see. That he reverts to his old self is obvious, and that he intends to complete the tale of Blackwood Farm is also quite clear. There are many other themes and patterns in this work that I might mention -- the interplay between St.Juan Diago and Lestat, the invisible creature who doesn't "exist" in the eyes of the world is a case in point. There is also the theme of the snare of Blackwood Farm, the place where a human existence becomes so beguiling that Lestat relinquishes his power as if to a spell. The entire relationship between Lestat and Uncle Julien is carefully worked out. But I leave it to readers to discover how this complex and intricate novel establishes itself within a unique, if not unrivalled series of book. There are things to be said. And there is pleasure to be had. And readers will say wonderful things about Blood Canticle and they already are. There are readers out there and plenty of them who cherish the individuality of each of the chronicles which you so flippantly condemn. They can and do talk circles around you. And I am warmed by their response. Their letters, the papers they write in school, our face to face exchanges on the road -- these things sustain me when I read the utter trash that you post. But I feel I have said enough. If this reaches one reader who is curious about my work and shocked by the ugly reviews here, I've served my goals. And Yo, you dude, the slang police! Lestat talks like I do. He always has and he always will. You really wouldn't much like being around either one of us. And you don't have to be. If any of you want to say anything about all this by all means Email me at Anneobrienrice@mac.com. And if you want your money back for the book, send it to 1239 First Street, New Orleans, La, 70130. I'm not a coward about my real name or where I live. And yes, the Chronicles are no more! Thank God!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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tebor, that looks like a nice post, but im too drunk/lazy to read it all now. so im just gonna say thumbs up. all i read was about you being a man, or something to that effect lol
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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It's like sticking a 10-foot sub on a finger food table.
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
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That sure is a big block of words up there.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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He didn't write that! Anne Rice wrote that.
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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
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| Vampires arnt what they make them in movies, there more... Normal, there like the rest of us but like raw meats and blood ALOT. |
vampires aren't real.
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Asmodeous667
Title: Keeper of the briefcase
Joined: Nov 13 2007
Location: The Alaska tundra
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| Vampires arnt what they make them in movies, there more... Normal, there like the rest of us but like raw meats and blood ALOT. |
Well, I never thought of myself as a vampire, but I do love my raw meat (sushi and sometimes steak) and I do bite... very hard. To the point of drawing blood.. It has a very pleasing metalic taste I enjoy.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| He didn't write that! Anne Rice wrote that. |
Thank God someone noticed.
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Vampyr
Title: The emo-killer
Joined: Apr 01 2008
Location: somewere far from emos
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This gone from, a mythical creature to Anne Rice how?
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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| Vampyr wrote: |
| This gone from, a mythical creature to Anne Rice how? |
Anne Rice writes filthy fiction concerning vampires.
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nihilisticglee
Joined: Oct 12 2007
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| JEW wrote: |
| Vampyr wrote: |
| Vampires arnt what they make them in movies, there more... Normal, there like the rest of us but like raw meats and blood ALOT. |
vampires aren't real. |
That depends. There is a gene in humans that allows for a large consumption of human blood without throwing up, and these people will sometimes participate in blood drinking rituals. Although a vampire is defined as one who feed on blood for substance, and these people are merely drink blood for pleasure, these are pretty damn close to vampires. Judging from evolution, real vampire could be breed if this mutation isn’t taken out of the gene pool.
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FNJ
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oh my god.
we have a period of non conflict, and all the retards come out of the woodwork.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
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Vampire myths originate from Eastern Europeans not understanding the sounds and movements a corpse makes shortly after death. That is all.
Can we move on now? Or do the 12 year olds want to discuss the threat of werewolves and Bigfoot?
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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The fact that you would ask what Anne Rice has to do with vampires means that you had no idea who she was. In which case, you should have looked it up. This is the internet, you could have found her Wikipedia through Google in about 3 seconds.
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
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Anne Rice sucks.
Vampires don't exist.
Those who think that they do or could someday are morons.
Dracula: Dead and Loving It is the greatest vampire work of any medium, EVER.
Ok, the last part's not true. But the rest surely is.
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
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Santa Claus is real though.
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other one?
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See ya next month!
That's all I have to say about vampires.
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Syd Lexia
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So a vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any blood. The bartender says no. So then he asks where the bathrooms are and the bartender tells him. So the vampire walks into ladies' room and come out with a used tampon.
Bartender says, "What the hell are ya gonna do with that?"
Vampire says, "I'm making tea."
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
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Some stupid here where I live used to bite some moronic, naive boys that believed in that kind of urban legend. He said them that they could turn into vampires in that way. but all what he wanted was their damn blood from the jugular vein. What the heck, he even used a Morrigan Aensland poster to attract these fellows...and he was a total retard, in fact.
Vampires? Whatever...urban legends aren't true.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Why did the vampire hunter have bloody kneecaps? He had to deal with vampire midgets.
This shitty joke brought to you by RonCo, makers of the do-it-yourself vampire killing kit. Stake not included.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."
The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"
http://www.ahajokes.com/
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| He didn't write that! Anne Rice wrote that. |
So it's full of gay goth vampires that ruined vampires ever being cool ever again?
Edit: I actually tried to read that and just could not keep my interest focused past about the first paragraph.
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