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Posted: Jul 15 2007 09:49 pm

Exactly. Or whatever.

Posted: Jul 16 2007 04:51 pm

Cattivo wrote:

although the mods do mod each other here.

To further prove that statement I've modded a few extra spaces out of McCracky's post. Remember people, you don't need an extra space after QUOTING someone. Evil

Posted: Jul 16 2007 05:37 pm

haha, you said "Cracky"

Posted: Jul 16 2007 05:49 pm

Tebor wrote:

Cattivo wrote:

although the mods do mod each other here.

To further prove that statement I've modded a few extra spaces out of McCracky's post. Remember people, you don't need an extra space after QUOTING someone. Evil

YOU'RE

NOT

THE

BOSS

OF
ME.

Posted: Jul 16 2007 06:09 pm

Now.

You're

Not

The

Boss

Of Me

Now!

Cool

Posted: Jul 16 2007 06:18 pm

Title: Scientist Joined: Jan 11 2007 Posts: 210

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

Posted: Jul 17 2007 12:55 am

Kojjiro the Angry wrote:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

Genius!!!

Posted: Jul 20 2007 03:10 am

so... its supposed to be about jokes... but it turned into a moderator flame war it seems...

anyhow... in trying to go back to the actual thread topic:

so... this neutron walks into a bar... goes up to the bartender and orders a beer...

he drinks it up... and he asks the bartender how much he owes him...

bartender looks at the neutron and answers "for you, no charge"

lololol Mario

Posted: Jul 20 2007 04:33 pm

Here's a good joke

Posted: Jul 23 2007 08:33 pm

A good caption for that picture is: "And Bush becomes cognizant of his actions for the first time."

Posted: Jul 23 2007 08:55 pm

So this guy walks into a bar. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a tiny little man man sitting on the bar, playing the piano. So he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?"

"Oh that," sighs the bartender. "My genie made that for me."

"Your genie? Are you fucking with me?"

"No," says the bartender. "When I bought this bar, I found a magic lamp down in the wine cellar. And I'll tell what: if you buy a drink, I'll let you use it."

"Okay," said the guy. So the guy buys a drink and the bartender gets out the magic lamp. The guy rubs the magic lamp. Poof. Out came a genie. The genie, of course, said, "You have one wish."

The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke filled the room, and the genie disappeared. A minute later, the genie returned and the bar was suddenly filled with ducks.

So the guy says to the bartender, "Hey, I think your genie has a fucking hearing problem. I wanted a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The bartender says, "Yeah, I know. Why the fuck would I want a 12 inch pianist?"

Posted: Jul 23 2007 10:37 pm

Tales from Grandmapa:

"One night your grandfather was sweet, and he pulled out. That's how we didn't have your Uncle Jimmy who was the son I always wanted, unlike your father."

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"Your grandfather and I each to beat each other for weeks on end. I was too appeasing and he was drunk on power. Next, he struck Poland."

Grandkids: Grandma, was Grandpa Hitler?

"No, but if he was, he would have been."

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"One day, your grandfather was toying around with model rockets and accidentally shot one into the neighbor's nursery, killing their newborn baby. He felt so bad that he fucked her and gave her a new one."

Posted: Jul 23 2007 10:40 pm

That made my night.