SydLexia.com - The Forums :: View topic - Woman ‘bites off her boyfriend's testicles’

Posted: Mar 20 2011 10:28 am

Om nom nom.

I'm not sure what it would take me to bite a guy's balls off... or, well, any part of his anatomy, to be quite honest. That takes a certain kind of mental... unhingedness, shall we say.

I do know that road head + car accident = man - penis, however. :O

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

aika wrote:

I do know that road head + car accident = man - penis, however. :O

That is seriously the scariest thing I've ever heard.

Posted: Mar 20 2011 10:34 am

joshwoodzy wrote:

aika wrote:

I do know that road head + car accident = man - penis, however. :O

That is seriously the scariest thing I've ever heard.

I was pretty disturbed by it myself. It was some news article I remember reading a couple years back. Some guy was getting head from his secretary when someone else ran into their car. The force of it snapped her jaw shut around him and, well... Confused

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Cease and desist descriptions of said incident right now.

Posted: Mar 20 2011 10:43 am

I could hunt down the news article for you, if you desired. Smile

Edit: I found it, for those of you brave enough to read it.

Posted: Mar 20 2011 02:51 pm

and it happened in china? lol wow

Posted: Mar 20 2011 06:19 pm

Ha ha that's gotta be like divine intervention / punishment right there.

Posted: Jul 12 2011 11:42 pm

Bumping to show how crazy women are... fucking bipolar bitches:

Quote:

GARDEN GROVE, Calif. - Authorities said Tuesday that a Southern California woman is in custody after she drugged her estranged husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis with a large knife and threw it down a garbage disposal.

Garden Grove police Lt. Jeff Nightengale said that 48-year-old Catherine Kieu Becker drugged a meal and fed it to the 51-year-old victim, whose name was not released, shortly before the attack Monday night.

Nightengale said the man felt sick, went to lie down and lost consciousness. He said Becker then tied the victim's arms and legs to the bed with rope and attacked him with the 10-inch knife as he awoke.

"He was conscious when his penis was removed," Nightengale said.

He said Becker then put the penis in the garbage disposal and turned it on.

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/07/12/20110712california-woman-cuts-off-penis-husband.html
more at the link

WTF?! ouch.... and then down the garbage disposal... god

Posted: Jul 12 2011 11:55 pm

This shit makes me light headed and woozy just reading it. What the fuck do you do after something like that!!!!! JESUS

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Rydog wrote:

What the fuck do you do after something like that!!!!! JESUS

Exactly that, you yell for Jesus.

Posted: Jul 13 2011 12:05 am

joshwoodzy wrote:

Rydog wrote:

What the fuck do you do after something like that!!!!! JESUS

Exactly that, you yell for Jesus.

Jesus? what is my cousin Chuy going to do to help that situation? hehe

Posted: Jul 13 2011 12:09 am

Oh my god, I can't take reading that shit!

It's so awful, AHHHHHH!!!

Posted: Jul 13 2011 12:10 am

So, what, is outdoing Lorena Bobbit the new trend for psycho chicks this year?

Posted: Jul 13 2011 01:28 am

"Your Honor. I know I killed her but wouldn't you? wouldn't you?"

Male judge silently nods.

Posted: Jul 13 2011 01:50 pm

This is beyond terrible.

Posted: Jul 13 2011 09:16 pm

Why do we always hear about women mutilating men's genitals?

Posted: Jul 13 2011 11:15 pm

Methid Man wrote:

Why do we always hear about women mutilating men's genitals?

Because we don't live in Africa.

Posted: Jul 13 2011 11:28 pm

Maybe she had a good reason, like he molested her kids and there was no proof or something...

So I'm assuming they could not reconstruct and reattach it? WHAT!?

Posted: Jul 14 2011 12:32 am

username wrote:

"He was conscious when his penis was removed," Nightengale said.

Nobody could possibly be that fucking stupid... could they?

Oh. My. God.

Posted: Jul 16 2011 03:30 am

So did they ever find out if she had a good reason to chow down, or is she just a massive psycho bitch?

Posted: Jul 18 2011 01:18 am

Blackout wrote:

So did they ever find out if she had a good reason to chow down, or is she just a massive psycho bitch?

im guessing the latter.... you just dont chop off someones dick. no matter how much of a dick they are

Posted: Jul 18 2011 02:14 am

Poor bastard's going to get PTSD attacks every time he gets blown

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

RELEVANT

I want to punch all of those silly women in the throat.

Posted: Jul 18 2011 05:58 pm

the chick on the left is hot... but theyre all retarded.

Joined: Apr 09 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3112

God, cutting off a dude's stuff is just wrong. Now here's something we can all get behind:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_cutting#Female_genital_mutilation