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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
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The lack of American hand drawn or at least 2D animation these days. 3D is good, but I wish people would make more 2D animated films. They should follow Studio Ghibli's example.
People who think special effects are everything.
How movies based on books change a lot of things from the book, take things out, or do not do the book justice. Do Harry Potter or The Amityville Horror ring any bells?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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When the camera focuses on a dude's ass.
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Blackout wrote: |
When the camera focuses on a dude's ass. |
Hawk's Corollary: depends on whose ass.
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William Shakespeare wrote: |
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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movies getting rereleased within the same year (i.e. Avatar)
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I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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SoldierHawk wrote: |
Blackout wrote: |
When the camera focuses on a dude's ass. |
Hawk's Corollary: depends on whose ass. |
Fair enough. As a lady does pointless breastery in movies annoy you?
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BlazingGlory
Title: KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
Joined: Aug 10 2009
Posts: 562
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Disney's direct to DVD empire.
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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Jeff Andonuts
Joined: Apr 17 2009
Posts: 45
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How EVERYONE is jumping on the Grindhouse revival bandwagon.
Quirky independent films that don't bother to have any jokes in and have handwritten titles, especially ones that aren't actually independent.
Movie titles that have 3D in them.
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 As for you, well I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk! |
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
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SoldierHawk wrote: |
Blackout wrote: |
When the camera focuses on a dude's ass. |
Hawk's Corollary: depends on whose ass. |
This made me laugh.
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Etch
Title: Intermittent Scribbler
Joined: Mar 15 2011
Location: Texas
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Just saw The Wolfman and was reminded of this one: when the sound is mixed poorly ,e.g., when the action is really loud and the talking is super-quiet. I kept having to turn the volume up and down the whole movie.
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 It is a waste of politeness to be courteous to the devil ~ William L. Garrison
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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That Michael Bay is allowed to keep on making movies.
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Bob Dylan`s Blues
Title: Worlds Strongest Man
Joined: Jun 08 2011
Location: Your nightmares
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slapolakinkaido wrote: |
That Michael Bay is allowed to keep on living. |
Fixed
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Boonjovi
Title: Electric Sex Pants
Joined: Dec 30 2009
Posts: 199
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How retarded people keep hating on Uwe Boll's amazing movies.
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"If you try to fix violence, with more violence, all you do is create violence" - Tom DeLonge. |
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Films that had potential, but are ruined through poor editing. I truly feel that Boll's Postal movie could have been great, had the editing not turned it into a disjointed, choppy mess.
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Cause that's how I roll bounce. |
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Boonjovi
Title: Electric Sex Pants
Joined: Dec 30 2009
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I have a gripe that's more with trailers. It annoys me when there's a music track and then the music stops for a lame joke. Seriously, next time you're at a theater count how many times this happens. It shouldn't be a big deal, but it pisses me off.
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"If you try to fix violence, with more violence, all you do is create violence" - Tom DeLonge. |
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Bob Dylan`s Blues
Title: Worlds Strongest Man
Joined: Jun 08 2011
Location: Your nightmares
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I have a few problems with movie trailers:
1. They reveal too much about the movie
2. They often misrepresent the movie(they will make a suspense movie look like an action movie because it might sell better)
3. They do all the same cliches like the one Boon said
4. They are just clips of the movie spliced with big letters when they could be like video game trailers(original footage with original music just for the trailer)
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
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Bob Dylan`s Blues wrote: |
I have a few problems with movie trailers:
4. They are just clips of the movie spliced with big letters when they could be like video game trailers(original footage with original music just for the trailer) |
The problem with this is that it would likely allow them to misrepresent the movie even further, because now you aren't seeing any part of the movie at all just something inspired by it and for all you know the inspired by it footage is superior to the movie in every way because it is meant to sell the movie. At least when I see clips of the movie I get a feel for it based on the movie itself, and while sometimes the trailer will make the movie seem better than it really is, at least you aren't looking at something that has nothing to do with the movie at all and going in blind praying it will be good. I agree with you though I really hate when I see a funny movie trailer, and get the movie home and find that those scenes were the only good things in the entire movie. I usually wait until I have some reviews from friends or family before I watch movies these days because of that.
My main thing that pisses me off about movies themselves though is when they adapt a book to the screen and they change a ton of parts in the book to the point that I can't help but think "Where's x?" or "Why didn't they show y?" I had this happen last night when I was watching Goblet of Fire since I somehow managed not to watch it before I got it for Christmas. They cut out 90% of the first quarter of the book and since they cut Winky out they changed where the character's seats were in the stadium at the beginning then didn't even bother to show the damn match. Maybe it is just nitpicky but stuff like that annoys me. I get that it is hard to adapt 500+ pages into a 2-3 hour film, but sometimes it is hard to swallow some of the changes they make especially when it is a book I enjoyed. At least they tried though, some movies don't even try to follow the book. Sahara for example is nothing like the book it is "based on" at all with the exception of the character names, the plot is completely different. My brother always gets pissed when we watch a "book movie" because at the end I'm always saying "Well they changed this and that, and the book was so much better."
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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I hate when movie trailers don't reveal enough about the movie.
Also when a sound affect is louder than anybody in the movie talking. I'm not talking like when an explosion happens, I mean like when a door gets knocked on and it's louder than anybody in the movie screaming
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Michael Myers
Title: The Shape
Joined: Dec 02 2011
Location: Haddonfield
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I hate when the girl that the killer spends an hour and a half slowly chasing somehow ends up getting away. It pisses me off beyond belief.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Michael Myers wrote: |
I hate when the girl that the killer spends an hour and a half slowly chasing somehow ends up getting away. It pisses me off beyond belief.  |
you should learn to run, instead of just ambling by
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Klimbatize wrote: |
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Michael Myers
Title: The Shape
Joined: Dec 02 2011
Location: Haddonfield
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username wrote: |
Michael Myers wrote: |
I hate when the girl that the killer spends an hour and a half slowly chasing somehow ends up getting away. It pisses me off beyond belief.  |
you should learn to run, instead of just ambling by |
I have arthritis.
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