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Things That Piss You Off: The Movie Edition


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 05:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Here's some more:
The lack of American hand drawn or at least 2D animation these days. 3D is good, but I wish people would make more 2D animated films. They should follow Studio Ghibli's example.

People who think special effects are everything.

How movies based on books change a lot of things from the book, take things out, or do not do the book justice. Do Harry Potter or The Amityville Horror ring any bells?


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 06:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

When the camera focuses on a dude's ass.



 
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 06:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
When the camera focuses on a dude's ass.

Hawk's Corollary: depends on whose ass.


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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 06:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

movies getting rereleased within the same year (i.e. Avatar)


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 06:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
Blackout wrote:
When the camera focuses on a dude's ass.

Hawk's Corollary: depends on whose ass.

Fair enough. As a lady does pointless breastery in movies annoy you?



 
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BlazingGlory
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PostPosted: Mar 13 2011 10:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Disney's direct to DVD empire.
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PostPosted: Mar 14 2011 12:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

BlazingGlory wrote:
Disney's direct to DVD empire.



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Jeff Andonuts
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PostPosted: Mar 14 2011 12:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

How EVERYONE is jumping on the Grindhouse revival bandwagon.

Quirky independent films that don't bother to have any jokes in and have handwritten titles, especially ones that aren't actually independent.

Movie titles that have 3D in them.


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PostPosted: Mar 16 2011 05:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
Blackout wrote:
When the camera focuses on a dude's ass.

Hawk's Corollary: depends on whose ass.

This made me laugh.
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PostPosted: Dec 27 2011 01:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Just saw The Wolfman and was reminded of this one: when the sound is mixed poorly ,e.g., when the action is really loud and the talking is super-quiet. I kept having to turn the volume up and down the whole movie.


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PostPosted: Dec 29 2011 04:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

That Michael Bay is allowed to keep on making movies.


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PostPosted: Dec 29 2011 10:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

slapolakinkaido wrote:
That Michael Bay is allowed to keep on living.

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PostPosted: Dec 29 2011 06:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

How retarded people keep hating on Uwe Boll's amazing movies.


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PostPosted: Dec 29 2011 10:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Films that had potential, but are ruined through poor editing. I truly feel that Boll's Postal movie could have been great, had the editing not turned it into a disjointed, choppy mess.


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Boonjovi
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PostPosted: Dec 29 2011 11:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have a gripe that's more with trailers. It annoys me when there's a music track and then the music stops for a lame joke. Seriously, next time you're at a theater count how many times this happens. It shouldn't be a big deal, but it pisses me off.


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Bob Dylan`s Blues
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PostPosted: Dec 30 2011 12:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

I have a few problems with movie trailers:
1. They reveal too much about the movie
2. They often misrepresent the movie(they will make a suspense movie look like an action movie because it might sell better)
3. They do all the same cliches like the one Boon said
4. They are just clips of the movie spliced with big letters when they could be like video game trailers(original footage with original music just for the trailer)
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PostPosted: Dec 30 2011 01:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

Bob Dylan`s Blues wrote:
I have a few problems with movie trailers:
4. They are just clips of the movie spliced with big letters when they could be like video game trailers(original footage with original music just for the trailer)

The problem with this is that it would likely allow them to misrepresent the movie even further, because now you aren't seeing any part of the movie at all just something inspired by it and for all you know the inspired by it footage is superior to the movie in every way because it is meant to sell the movie. At least when I see clips of the movie I get a feel for it based on the movie itself, and while sometimes the trailer will make the movie seem better than it really is, at least you aren't looking at something that has nothing to do with the movie at all and going in blind praying it will be good. I agree with you though I really hate when I see a funny movie trailer, and get the movie home and find that those scenes were the only good things in the entire movie. I usually wait until I have some reviews from friends or family before I watch movies these days because of that.

My main thing that pisses me off about movies themselves though is when they adapt a book to the screen and they change a ton of parts in the book to the point that I can't help but think "Where's x?" or "Why didn't they show y?" I had this happen last night when I was watching Goblet of Fire since I somehow managed not to watch it before I got it for Christmas. They cut out 90% of the first quarter of the book and since they cut Winky out they changed where the character's seats were in the stadium at the beginning then didn't even bother to show the damn match. Maybe it is just nitpicky but stuff like that annoys me. I get that it is hard to adapt 500+ pages into a 2-3 hour film, but sometimes it is hard to swallow some of the changes they make especially when it is a book I enjoyed. At least they tried though, some movies don't even try to follow the book. Sahara for example is nothing like the book it is "based on" at all with the exception of the character names, the plot is completely different. My brother always gets pissed when we watch a "book movie" because at the end I'm always saying "Well they changed this and that, and the book was so much better."
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PostPosted: Dec 30 2011 03:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

I hate when movie trailers don't reveal enough about the movie.
Also when a sound affect is louder than anybody in the movie talking. I'm not talking like when an explosion happens, I mean like when a door gets knocked on and it's louder than anybody in the movie screaming



 
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PostPosted: Dec 30 2011 12:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I hate when the girl that the killer spends an hour and a half slowly chasing somehow ends up getting away. It pisses me off beyond belief. Sad
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PostPosted: Dec 30 2011 04:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Michael Myers wrote:
I hate when the girl that the killer spends an hour and a half slowly chasing somehow ends up getting away. It pisses me off beyond belief. Sad

you should learn to run, instead of just ambling by


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Michael Myers
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PostPosted: Dec 30 2011 05:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
Michael Myers wrote:
I hate when the girl that the killer spends an hour and a half slowly chasing somehow ends up getting away. It pisses me off beyond belief. Sad

you should learn to run, instead of just ambling by

I have arthritis.
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