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Posted: Jan 02 2007 06:29 pm

You COULD vote for Zeke, but then horrible, horrible things will happen to you.

You have been warned.

Posted: Jan 02 2007 07:00 pm

Also:

Posted: Jan 02 2007 07:05 pm

God help you all if this is another tie.

Posted: Jan 02 2007 07:11 pm

And, ladies and gentlemen, there's an easy way to avoid a tie, and thus a potentially horrifying result.

And that's voting for me!

Posted: Jan 02 2007 07:26 pm

Or Zeke. Vote Zeke, people! Or sharks with legs will take over the world.

Posted: Jan 02 2007 07:42 pm

Fuck the world

Posted: Jan 02 2007 07:43 pm

The world also includes Japan.

Posted: Jan 02 2007 07:47 pm

Oh, I forgot about that.

Anyway, to keep allies, I will keep my mouth shut lest my entire family be violently slaughtered.

Posted: Jan 02 2007 07:53 pm

Char Aznable wrote:

Or Zeke. Vote Zeke, people! Or sharks with legs will take over the world.

Well, it's now up to the people.

Who would they rather have take over the world? Sharks or Nazis?

Joined: Jan 02 2007 Posts: 4

I'm just a noob, not sure if I should even be voting, but Chrisby is WAAAYYY too desperate. And too many threats. You know, flies, honey, vinegar, that whole bit. +1 for Zeke.

Posted: Jan 02 2007 08:06 pm

Nazi's will kill everybody except blond people. Sharks kill everybody.

Posted: Jan 02 2007 08:38 pm

I think I already mentioned the high school activity I was involved in years and years ago... no, not the lesbian make out / pillow fights... the Nazi killing activity... I survived... so I don't think the Nazi's would get me now either! Sharks... never really met a shark... saw some at SeaWorld, they weren't that badass...

Posted: Jan 02 2007 08:43 pm

The Nazis did this to my friends' dad

We're all black.. on the inside.

I love overly-violent stuff.

Joined: Aug 25 2005 Posts: 287

Friends, as we approach the final hours of voting, allow me to make a few closing comments.

1) A vote for greeneyedzeke is a vote in favor of projects like the Digital Pictures Project. As you can see, if I'm utterly silly enough to purchase 25 copies of a game I can't even play yet (I need a Saturn for that), just imagine what might happen next... say, when I have to review "Make My Music Video: Kris Kross".

2) I was an instrumental part of the collaborative effort known as the 100 Greatest NES Games of All Time, which many of you enjoyed. I also quoted Skeletor in my gushing write up of "The Legend of Zelda".

3) If I lose, we face imminent nuclear proliferation on a massive global scale and the rise of Kim Jong-Il. This would make ALF, Doug Flutie, and the Mooninites really, really sad.

4) Aren't you at all curious what I might cook up to persuade you in round 3? Laughing

Thank you all for considering and voting, regardless of which way you cast your ballot. And thank you to Chrisby for being a worthy opponent in this contest.

Good night and take care.

Posted: Jan 02 2007 11:05 pm

Dude, who added the extra picture?
But thanks anyway! ^^

And greeneyedzeke, I prefer getting an Saturn emulator such as SSF or Cassini.

You can put the disk in there.

Posted: Jan 02 2007 11:07 pm

Robots are immune to shark based attacks. Nazis, not as much. Ninjas ruin robots. Fortunately, as taught to me by the megaman games, ninjas are weak to tops.

Posted: Jan 03 2007 02:07 am

Well I must say, greeneyedzeke, it sure was a hell of a match. Obviously, it's not quite over yet, but it would seem that you've gained the upper hand. However, I'm not bitter; after all, it's not my dick that's going to get ripped off. Laughing

Seriously though, thank you those who supported me, and everyone else who voted as well. It was fun.

For fun, here's a few more of my campaign images that didn't make the cut: