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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Contra III. Though I'm getting a bit tired of it.
Also the original Star Fox. I beat Routes 1 and 2, but not 3.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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Syd, I agree whole heartedly with you on Metal Slug, even if 3 is the only one I've ever played consistently. And I HAVE that bitch on console, but the coin farming option doesn't really exist. You have maybe three continues.
Still. Fuck that noise. Aliens are cheating bastards.
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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
Posts: 861
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I would like to add Total Carnage and Smash TV. I think I had to plop more quarters in those to beat them than any other game in existence.
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NotEnoughGolds
Joined: Feb 16 2010
Posts: 130
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I've never beaten the Primagen without cheating.
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
Posts: 1929
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Not sure if I ever actually beat any of the Super Star Wars games. Some of the bosses/platforming areas can be brutal.
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3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
Syd, I agree whole heartedly with you on Metal Slug, even if 3 is the only one I've ever played consistently. And I HAVE that bitch on console, but the coin farming option doesn't really exist. You have maybe three continues.
Still. Fuck that noise. Aliens are cheating bastards. |
Metal Slug 3 is probably the hardest one, too! That Final Mission just keeps going and going!
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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metal slug 3 is indeed difficult. Especially when you try to stay alive when your a zombie
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Or eat too much food and become a fatty.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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Shatterhand for NES (fuck you, I liked it) and Jurassic Park II for snes
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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yes metal slug 3 was just annoying when your fat, theirs no purpose for it either it justs gets you killed
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MellowMeek
Joined: Feb 16 2010
Location: Texas
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I haven't played it in years, but whenever I played Twisted Metal 2, I cheated like hell. God mode everytime.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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You know what always pissed me off? That there were never any Star Fox Game Genie codes.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| snesguy1012 wrote: |
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You never beat Donkey Kong?
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| Blackout wrote: |
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You never beat Donkey Kong?  |
He might be referring to the game boy version.
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Or eat too much food and become a fatty. |
Wait, so you can get fat and become a zombie? That's funny coming from a game with a title that only makes me think of the slimy things that everyone loves pouring salt on.
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
Posts: 1831
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| JRA wrote: |
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You never beat Donkey Kong?  |
He might be referring to the game boy version. |
nah dude im talking about the arcade, every time i can get to play it anywhere i do but i can never get past the damn elevator stage for some reason
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
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If beating Donkey Kong means reaching the kill screen, then I never beat it either
Otherwise, I only beat it in DK64. I don't count the NES version because it doesn't have the second level.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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Tetris the Grand Master and Gradius.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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I can't get past the second board in Burger Time. Fuck you, Burger Time!
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StonedAutopilot
Joined: Aug 04 2010
Location: Milwaukee, WI
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Super Empire Strikes Back. Yeesh.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| StonedAutopilot wrote: |
| Super Empire Strikes Back. Yeesh. |
actually, empire was the only one that i legitimately beat. i never was able to beat a new hope or return of the jedi.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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| I can't get past the second board in Burger Time. Fuck you, Burger Time! |
I believe it was the fourth board where I just could not progress anymore. They introduce those spinny, pickle dudes with weird patterns and the level design is punishing.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Level 2 is pretty fucking annoying too. It's a reverse bottleneck. The worst part is that the enemies don't all come from one direction, they march on screen from the four corners of the board.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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I am really good at level 2 actually, can usually beat it in one life. You have to "juke" out the enemies more than usual on this level. Requires a lot of finesse for a fat little burger chef.
Btw, LOVE the music and style of this game in general.
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3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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