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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Is there a record for biggest moron? |
i think glenn beck has that record
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
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Maybe Syd didn't know what he was doing when he wrote "talk about whatever the fuck you want" under General Discussion. Perhaps change it to talk about whatever, except this.
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Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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So she has a man? how does that work? Is there some sort of advance scaffolding involved to clear a path? 
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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I'm sure he needs a flashlight, a rope and gasmask to stay alive down there. Seriously, that's gotta smell horrible.
And when I said "disgusting" earlier, I meant her behavior is disgusting, although I also think it's disgusting to look at that pile of gluttony. I can only hope that one day the government will put a manual weight limit in place, meaning if you exceed 400 fucking lbs, your obese ass is going to fat game.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I don't understand how people can function like that, how do you properly bathe? How do you clean your junk?
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Better yet, how does she shit? And you know she probably doesn't have the capability to clean the bathroom after she's done. I wonder HOW she has a man that puts up with all that?
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
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| Better yet, how does she shit? And you know she probably doesn't have the capability to clean the bathroom after she's done. I wonder HOW she has a man that puts up with all that? |
He's black. They really enjoy fat white chicks.
Seriously, I saw a picture of her daughter that helps her with the groceries, and sure enough, she was half black.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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| Better yet, how does she shit? And you know she probably doesn't have the capability to clean the bathroom after she's done. I wonder HOW she has a man that puts up with all that? |
In all seriousness, I really doubt people that big have proper hygiene. I mean.....you literally CAN'T reach your ass to wipe it. Even if you had a beday or something, it would take a lot of effort to spread all that flesh apart. So unless someone helps you, I don't see how you could properly clean yourself.
I've wondered if some really massive bodybuilders have the same problem.
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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That lady makes me feel like I have a super models body.
Ya I highly doubt her hygeine is very good, with that much skin overlapping other skin the amount of sweat and bacteria that is going to collect is ridi...I think I just threw up in my mouth typing that.
I just can't wrap my head around the fact that she WANTS to weight 1,000 fucking pounds.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Doddsino wrote: |
| Better yet, how does she shit? And you know she probably doesn't have the capability to clean the bathroom after she's done. I wonder HOW she has a man that puts up with all that? |
In all seriousness, I really doubt people that big have proper hygiene. I mean.....you literally CAN'T reach your ass to wipe it. Even if you had a beday or something, it would take a lot of effort to spread all that flesh apart. So unless someone helps you, I don't see how you could properly clean yourself.
I've wondered if some really massive bodybuilders have the same problem. |
the mechanics are mind boggling. how does she shit? tie her shoes? fuck? can she scratch her belly button?
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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| Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
| Doddsino wrote: |
| Better yet, how does she shit? And you know she probably doesn't have the capability to clean the bathroom after she's done. I wonder HOW she has a man that puts up with all that? |
In all seriousness, I really doubt people that big have proper hygiene. I mean.....you literally CAN'T reach your ass to wipe it. Even if you had a beday or something, it would take a lot of effort to spread all that flesh apart. So unless someone helps you, I don't see how you could properly clean yourself.
I've wondered if some really massive bodybuilders have the same problem. |
the mechanics are mind boggling. how does she shit? tie her shoes? fuck? can she scratch her belly button? |
Well, she'd be rendered pretty much immobile before reaching her goal weight. I'd imagine a coloscopy bag would play into the bathroom matters, she probably wouldn't need to worry about shoes (or resort to velcro/slippers). And considering the already obscene base material here, I'd wager he "engages" with her bellybutton instead of the usual place.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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On the positive side, at least this gives people like me who are perfectionists towards our looks more confidence in ourselves, "Hey! At least I'm not this fat fuck!". Seriously though, it's making me think we should throw her into the ocean and see if she can communicate with blue whales. That way at least she's worth a damn.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| On the positive side, at least this gives people like me who are perfectionists towards our looks more confidence in ourselves, "Hey! At least I'm not this fat fuck!". Seriously though, it's making me think we should throw her into the ocean and see if she can communicate with blue whales. That way at least she's worth a damn. |
maybe she can eat that ball of trash in the pacific.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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PJX
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 408
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| So she has a man? how does that work? Is there some sort of advance scaffolding involved to clear a path? |
You'd have to be a chef or a butcher as it's gonna take experience in boning large amounts of porkbelly.
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BlazingGlory
Title: KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
Joined: Aug 10 2009
Posts: 562
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| Blackout wrote: |
| So she has a man? how does that work? Is there some sort of advance scaffolding involved to clear a path? |
You'd have to be a chef or a butcher as it's gonna take experience in boning large amounts of porkbelly. |
He could always be a senator...
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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I just feel bad for her kid. Even if she doesn't die, she'll effectgiely be rendered useless, and if anything, her daughter will have to help her.
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
Joined: Jun 25 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 986
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| People don't like America guys, on an unrelated note. I don't understand why. All we do is help. |
Three words: Guilty by Association.
Just because America allows a dumbfuck politician/celebrity/attention whore to exist at all, it automatically becomes the worst country in the world.
Second, let's face it: No one likes having a police officer literally hovering next to you and telling you how to live your life.
That, and sometimes you kinda need to see things from their side...
"Oh, don't mind us! We're here to help! *KA-BOOM!!!*
*was practically right there during the United States' invasion of Panama*
Some people eventually learn to see the big picture and understand the US' actions, but still...
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E. Most Peninsula
Title: The Third Wheel
Joined: Mar 19 2010
Location: The Arid Void (Texas).
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Well, this gives a whole new meaning to 'The light that blinds.' I feel skinny right now, and I'm 260 lbs and 5'8". But some people like my man boobs. I hope they're kidding...
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"And on the other hand, you have different fingers."
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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| ...some people like my man boobs. I hope they're kidding... |
Not if they're fat admirers like this woman's husband.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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PJX
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: United Kingdom
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^ Where i come from we call them chubby chasers.
I personally like older women, the sex isn't as great but you get a damn good breakfast!!
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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I think at this point they would be called enablers.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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^ Where i come from we call them chubby chasers.
I personally like older women, the sex isn't as great but you get a damn good breakfast!! |
Man, you'd love the chick I was seeing then. 14 year difference, but she enjoys cooking a big breakfast every day.
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PJX
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: United Kingdom
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| PJX wrote: |
^ Where i come from we call them chubby chasers.
I personally like older women, the sex isn't as great but you get a damn good breakfast!! |
Man, you'd love the chick I was seeing then. 14 year difference, but she enjoys cooking a big breakfast every day. |
Although i was joking, i do like older women and i think they're actually better in bed.
14 years more experience and she cooks a big breakfast everyday? you lucky boy!
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