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Arcane
Title: Robot Soul Brother
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| that might be your opinion, but I don't see any sort of tome anywhere that has "sonic games are terrible" written in stone, as handed down by the voice of god, channeled through a burning bush. |
...And the exact same thing can be said about Sonic 3 being sub-par, so what's your point?
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Sonic games are enjoyable.
Perhaps the same can be said of all religions.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
Sonic games are enjoyable.
Perhaps the same can be said of all religions. |
As long as there aren't extremists on the internet saying you are an infidel and that you should die for Princess Sally.
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FNJ
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| Arcane wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| that might be your opinion, but I don't see any sort of tome anywhere that has "sonic games are terrible" written in stone, as handed down by the voice of god, channeled through a burning bush. |
...And the exact same thing can be said about Sonic 3 being sub-par, so what's your point? |
the wording of your dialect.
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FNJ
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
Sonic games are enjoyable.
Perhaps the same can be said of all religions. |
your words are as empty as your soul.
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Arcane
Title: Robot Soul Brother
Joined: Jul 11 2008
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| FNJ wrote: |
| Arcane wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| that might be your opinion, but I don't see any sort of tome anywhere that has "sonic games are terrible" written in stone, as handed down by the voice of god, channeled through a burning bush. |
...And the exact same thing can be said about Sonic 3 being sub-par, so what's your point? |
the wording of your dialect. |
...It's called sarcasm--Get over it...
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FNJ
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so you're saying that sonic games have always been above par? I don't think you understand how sarcasm works.
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Arcane
Title: Robot Soul Brother
Joined: Jul 11 2008
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| so you're saying that sonic games have always been above par? I don't think you understand how sarcasm works. |
...No, I'm 'saying' that Sonic 'has a long history of shitty, sloppy games under his belt,' a statement that obviously excludes the many good Sonic games.
In other words, I don't think you understand sarcasm (Or reading comprehension, for that matter)...
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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i dont know what you two are arguing about
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
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I don't think they do either.
Hey guys you both have huge dicks.
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FNJ
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I'm not arguing about anything. my penis is actually of average size.
I find it hilarious that someone gets confronted on something that they post and they immediately start throwing insults like they have to defend their family seal or something.
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FNJ
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here, let me explain, lest I just look like I'm flamebaiting:
-poster says "I thought sonic 3 was sub par when I was a kid, but now that I'm older I've replayed it and enjoy it." stating his opinion.
-another poster replies with "wow, I'm surprised you thought that game was sub par, considering there's a history of shitty sonic games ect ect." stating his opinion as fact.
-I make a joke about his statement being a cemented fact, handed down from god or something.
-poster replies with "sonic 3 being sub par isn't fact either", which makes no sense considering he basically just stated what I stated, as if he was stating the opposite. he then asks me what my point is.
-I reply by telling him that my point was that he posted his opinion as if it was a divine statement.
-poster then claims to be using sarcasm, which makes even less sense than the above statement. he then tells me to get over it.
-resisting the urge to post the dictionary.com definition of "sarcasm" and say something snippy, I let on that the poster may not know what sarcasm is, and explain that if he were being sarcastic, he would be saying the opposite of his statement.
-poster then fires back by saying that *I* don't understand how sarcasm works, or reading comprehension.
-optimist compliments my penis size.
so is there something I'm missing here?
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
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Yeah, you didn't explain how opti knows your penis size, otherwise, pretty good summary.
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FNJ
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oh opti and I have cybered multiple times. I figured that was old news.
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sidewaydriver
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I don't care if anyone insults my family seal but when you insult my family otter, then I have a problem.
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FNJ
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seal is a fantastic musician.
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Arcane
Title: Robot Soul Brother
Joined: Jul 11 2008
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I'm not arguing about anything. my penis is actually of average size.
I find it hilarious that someone gets confronted on something that they post and they immediately start throwing insults like they have to defend their family seal or something. |
...Like you did at first...?
Anyway, since I seem to be the only one here who can detect sarcasm anymore, I'll state this in a way that even the Attention Whore can understand:
My comment about Sonic having a long history of sloppy, shitty games (In reality it's only some of his games) was the sarcasm, though you'd think that someone coming out of nowhere making pointless, snide comments about IGN review scores being in 'tomes' would understand that.
Guess I was wrong. Not like we're discussing Rocket Science or anything, but hey.
And to the other two, 'Argument' and 'Message Board' don't usually go well together. This is clearly an example of that.
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FNJ
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I really didn't throw any insults. maybe you took it that way, but that's just something you're going to have to live with. The fact that you are now insulting the entire forum kinda hints that you don't take jokes well, so I'm just gonna stop conversing with you before some mod comes in here and locks the otherwise excellent topic.
so, uh... I guess you win the internets or something? I don't really know how this whole thing works.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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Meh, S&K really was kind of the last hurrah for Sonic games. Stuff like 3D Blast was awful (though Spinball is fun).
While I personally love Adventure and Adventure 2, they really did spend too much times on stuff that ranges from less interesting than Sonic (Amy Rose levels, Tails racing) to boring as hell (Emerald Hunting, Fishing)) to WTF (Tails in a mecha?). I can see why people don't like the games so much, but I've probably played more Sonic Adventure 2 than any other game ever.
Sonic Heroes just makes me cry. And beyond that, I don't know much. The reviews all seem to range from "complete crap" to "average, but it's fucking SONIC and we don't want average!".
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FNJ
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I had a ton of fun with sonic heroes, personally. the team dynamic was kinda weird, but once you get used to that, you realize that it's what a 3d sonic game should be: running really really fast from point A to point B. It's like sonic adventure without all those WTF things that you've mentioned.
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Syd Lexia
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SA2 was great. SA1 was kinda meh. Fuck Big and his fishing. Sonic & The Secret Rings was damn fun.
Look, maybe not every Sonic game is an A-list title, but we need to enjoy the Sonic games while we can. He won't be around forever, you know. One day, he'll leave us - a phantom - to lead us in the summer and join the black parade.
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Sedix19
Title: ~Baffling Artist~
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Location: U.S.A.
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The Sonic Advance trilogy was good fun, especially 3.
I never see anyone mention those games. They were as close to the old Sonic that everyone loves as much as Sonic Rush was.
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Sexton Hardcastle
Title: The Supreme Element
Joined: Apr 01 2006
Location: Maine
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Honestly, I haven't a played a sonic game I hated. I don't understand all the shit the games get. SA 1 and 2 were pretty good, but I haven't played Sonic Heroes. Sonic & The Secret Rings was a great game, and Sonic Unleashed is an incredible game. The Werehog kinda sucks at the beginning, but once you get it upgraded a bit it really becomes a lot of fun.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Honestly, I really want try Sonic & The Black Knight.
"Waaaaah! Sonic has a sword."
So what? Sonic looks badass holding a sword.
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FNJ
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
SA2 was great. SA1 was kinda meh. Fuck Big and his fishing. Sonic & The Secret Rings was damn fun.
Look, maybe not every Sonic game is an A-list title, but we need to enjoy the Sonic games while we can. He won't be around forever, you know. One day, he'll leave us - a phantom - to lead us in the summer and join the black parade. |
I hate you.
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