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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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-How to Piss of Dr. Jeebus and Invoke the Wrath of the Official Syd Lexia Forums' Harbinger of Death-
Receive a warning that your signature image is in violation of the rules. Proceed to post in like 20 different threads over 12 hours later without resizing the image.
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 dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
-How to Piss of Dr. Jeebus and Invoke the Wrath of the Official Syd Lexia Forums' Harbinger of Death-
Receive a warning that your signature image is in violation of the rules. Proceed to post in like 20 different threads over 12 hours later without resizing the image. |
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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eddieh4444
Title: Doctor of Science
Joined: Jun 11 2007
Posts: 188
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Free money-
Point a gun at someones face and scream "GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!", at this point the person will hand over said money and you can go about the rest of your day normally, except 20-200 dollars richer!!!!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Thorinair wrote: |
- How to Upset a Fangirl -
Say: "Twilight wasn't all that great." WARNING: CHEAT MAY RESULT IN LOST SAVED DATA AND INCESSANT WHINING. |
QFT, I learned to keep my opinions to myself the first few whine storms I encountered after this one. 
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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| Ash Burton wrote: |
Real Life Capcom Code:
When you are sitting on the couch with your wife and you just placed Street Fighter The Movie starring Van Damme in the DVD player watch your wife press stop, stop, stop and eject on the dvd remote.
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I lol'd.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| eddieh4444 wrote: |
Free money-
Point a gun at someones face and scream "GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!", at this point the person will hand over said money and you can go about the rest of your day normally, except 20-200 dollars richer!!!! |
unless u meet me and dont care about getting shot in the face.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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eddieh4444
Title: Doctor of Science
Joined: Jun 11 2007
Posts: 188
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| username wrote: |
| unless u meet me and dont care about getting shot in the face. |
Your wallet is worth more than your life to you?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| eddieh4444 wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| unless u meet me and dont care about getting shot in the face. |
Your wallet is worth more than your life to you? |
they're both priceless
or is it worthless
anyhow, im just saying most people would wuss out and not shoot the other person. so, i would basically call your bluff and still live.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
Joined: Jun 25 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 986
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| eddieh4444 wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| unless u meet me and dont care about getting shot in the face. |
Your wallet is worth more than your life to you? |
Can sympathize with username here; I would do the same in fact.
The less you worry about death, the more you get to live.
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eddieh4444
Title: Doctor of Science
Joined: Jun 11 2007
Posts: 188
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| username wrote: |
they're both priceless
or is it worthless
anyhow, im just saying most people would wuss out and not shoot the other person. so, i would basically call your bluff and still live. |
I'd blow your head off.
Hahha, J/K but yea, I can see what your saying, if they're gonna shoot, they're gonna shoot whether you hand your wallet or not. But if I thought for a second that I could save my life by handing it over, I'd do it. I used to think otherwise but wtf is a wallet and couple bucks worth? There are very few things I'd die for and money/a leather money holder are NOT amongst them.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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I thought this thread was about something else. You know, it's not cheating if you're in a different area code, or it's not cheating if it's your dog.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| username wrote: |
they're both priceless
or is it worthless
anyhow, im just saying most people would wuss out and not shoot the other person. so, i would basically call your bluff and still live. |
I'd blow your head off.
Hahha, J/K but yea, I can see what your saying, if they're gonna shoot, they're gonna shoot whether you hand your wallet or not. But if I thought for a second that I could save my life by handing it over, I'd do it. I used to think otherwise but wtf is a wallet and couple bucks worth? There are very few things I'd die for and money/a leather money holder are NOT amongst them. |
i understand your line of thinking, and i have to agree, nothing material is worth losing your life over it.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
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Instant attractibility cheat:
-Get married. That's it. Once you update all your profiles (Facebook, Myspace, etc) to married, for some reason, that will draw any girl you'd ever even had a passing crush on to your inbox.
Whether you cheat from there or not is your own prerogative, and I've avoided the temptation (hey, I got married for a reason) but damn. It's almost as if to say "Where were all you bitches when I was single?"
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1511
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Girls want what they can't have.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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| username wrote: |
| eddieh4444 wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| unless u meet me and dont care about getting shot in the face. |
Your wallet is worth more than your life to you? |
they're both priceless
or is it worthless
anyhow, im just saying most people would wuss out and not shoot the other person. so, i would basically call your bluff and still live. |
They might not kill you but they might cap your knee cap, that would really suck.
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Lawyers, Guns and Money |
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1399
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This may be NWO material, but it is a good cheat code.
When engaged in intercourse, play as normal until your about to reach the end. When "finishing" instead of finishing with orifice of choice or hand, remove member and allow it to complete on it's own. If successful, it will grant you one free continue that can be used immediately. har har.
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Dances with Wolves 2 is gonna ROCK! |
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
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For free money:
Stand behind someone at an ATM. Punch them in the back of the head when their transaction is over. Collect money.
However, be careful the mods in blue aren't around, otherwise you'll earn a permaban for improper game mod and will never get 100% life completion.
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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Or you can just stand behind them while they are putting in their PIN then yell got it and run away.
Plus I think Prison or Police Station jail cell is a listed achievement, so you'll never get 100% complete unless you do.
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Aqua Hedgehog
Joined: Nov 02 2008
Posts: 725
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- Slow Skulltag down and possibly set fire to your old computer -
Download High res textures and 3d models for Skulltag and install them. Run the game in OpenGL mode.
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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
Joined: Jun 25 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 986
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| eddieh4444 wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| unless u meet me and dont care about getting shot in the face. |
Your wallet is worth more than your life to you? |
they're both priceless
or is it worthless
anyhow, im just saying most people would wuss out and not shoot the other person. so, i would basically call your bluff and still live. |
They might not kill you but they might cap your knee cap, that would really suck. |
Bluffing bonus:
"That one shot better kill me, else you'll be seriously fucked!"
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