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				You come off as a bad writer, but don't worry- you're excused.
				 
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				 Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
 
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
 
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us.   | 
			 
		 
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				I knew someone would say that.
				 
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				 https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.   | 
			 
		 
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			Nekkoru
		
		 
		
			
				
			 
			
				
			 
			
			
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				Could use some work and it certainly could have been longer, but I like it. You may stay.
				 
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				 You should totally check out the  IRC channel.
 
While you're at it, go check out my band,  Her Majesty's Heroines.
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			Drew Linky
		
		 
		
			
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				Hey, it's my first one. Thank you for the invitation to stay, anyway.   
Hopefully I can get a good 'n about Super Mario 3 in here, someday...
 
Oh, and that Dodongo can suck it.
				  
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				There is no need to be so defensive bro.  At Sydlexia.com we are an overall friendly and open community.
 
 
As long as your not grammatically retarded.
				 
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				 My Muzaks!  CHECK IT OUT!!!
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			Ice2SeeYou
		
		 
		
			
				
			 
			
				
			 
			
			
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				How did you get to the 4th dungeon first?    You need the raft to cross the water.    
 
 
Sorry, couldn't resist.
				 
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				You couldn't possibly have made it to Dungeon 4 first. That's only accessible via the Raft, which is found in Dungeon 3.
				 
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			Drew Linky
		
		 
		
			
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				Really?
 
 
... It's been forever since I fully played through this game.
 
 
.... I'm certain it was the fourth dungeon, but, now that I remember, you DO need the raft.
 
 
... I'm going to play the game again, I think I've forgotten important details. But, until I revise the article, I still say I landed in the fourth dungeon.
 
 
... Or, it could've been the second, I'm uncertain.
 
 
Oh, and I'll try not to be so defensive. I was trying to write in the style of the actual website, but I guess I came off as too strong, huh?
				 
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| Drew Linky wrote: | 
 
| Oh, and I'll try not to be so defensive. I was trying to write in the style of the actual website, but I guess I came off as too strong, huh? | 
 
 
Not necessarily, however there is no need to emulate anything or anybody, just be yourself and you'll be fine.
  
				 
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| And note that the glitch where she does NOT use the name you entered appears both on the NES and ported GBA versions. If you're going to port a highly successful game and want it to be MORE successful, FIX THE FUCKIN' BUGS, YOU FUCKTARDS!!! | 
 
 
That's not a glitch.  The hero's name is Link.
 
In later games they replace it with your file name, but not in the first two.
				  
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| Andrew Man wrote: | 
 
| Drew Linky wrote: | 
 
| Oh, and I'll try not to be so defensive. I was trying to write in the style of the actual website, but I guess I came off as too strong, huh? | 
 
 
 
 
Not necessarily, however there is no need to emulate anything or anybody, just be yourself and you'll be fine.
 
 
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Thank you for that. I'll try my best to use my own style later on.
 
... But I will still swear and things.   
And concerning the name bug, Nintendo always wanted to have the player's selected name come up during gameplay (or at least, this is what I'VE always heard).
				  
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				Drew Linky, welcome.
 
I'm somewhat tired and irritable tonight, so don't be too offended.
 
Why didn't you just read the fucking manual?
  
				 
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				Psh. Men don't read manuals.   
Just kidding. This is actually the only game I have NOT read the manual for. -_-
				  
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| Andrew Man wrote: | 
 
| Wow, I had no idea that NES manuals could be so explicitly informative. | 
 
 
You ought to go check out the original Final Fantasy's manual lol. It has very detailed instructions about how to beat the game all the way through the first two Fiends and the Ice Cave.
				  
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				Could we possibly get the green text off?  I can barely read what you wrote.
				 
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				 My music/humor blog (R.I.P.):   http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/
| Chondra "Mrs. Claudio" Sanchez on Enshin a.k.a. Jake Strangiato wrote: | 
 
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				The answer to question number one is rapier.
 
 
I really don't know what to say in this thread.
				 
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				There we go--fixed the color.
				 
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				I will read it later, but from my experience the biggest mistake newcomers to the site make is trying to act just like the articles are written. I came in here like that and learned that the way the articles are written is simply a style and does not reflect the forum community as a whole.
				 
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				If you had that much trouble with the first quest, you'd probably be given the electric chair for dog genocide if you tried the second quest.
				 
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				 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny.  What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull?  What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts?  The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.   | 
			 
		 
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| Drew Linky wrote: | 
 
| There we go--fixed the color. | 
 
 
Worse!
 
Worse!
 
Worse!!!
 
My Frigg'n Eyes!!!
				  
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