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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
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Apparently some kind of stingray stabbed him through the chest.
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Decoy
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Joined: Aug 29 2006
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And you'd think he'd go out by being bitten by a giant Black Widow while fighting off radioactive Kimodo Dragons as he was about to be eaten alive by an anaconda.
R.I.P old friend. We'll miss your suicidal bravery.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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crikey
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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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i always thought he'd eat it from a black mamba or have his torso devoured by sharks.
none the less,this is rather tragic. im sorry to hear it.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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HOT DAMN! I knew he'd die in some awesome ironic way. Fish, his only weakness.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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"Stung through the heart and you're to blame
Crikey you give Aussies, a bad name"
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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I guess all those bad jokes about him getting killed on the job came true. - especially that claymation one on MadTv.
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
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Yeah this is pretty sad. It's a shame.
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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Cattivo wrote: |
I guess all those bad jokes about him getting killed on the job came true. - especially that claymation one on MadTv. |
that one was actually really funny. i wish i could find a video of that.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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The irony is that:
1) He was killed by an animal he wasn't antagonizing
2) He'd still be alive if he had used FedEx to ship the anti-venom
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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Stone cold steve irwin is dead
No more stone cold stunners for alligators
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Valdronius
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
The irony is that:
1) He was killed by an animal he wasn't antagonizing
2) He'd still be alive if he had used FedEx to ship the anti-venom |
It's also somewhat ironic that after all the dangerous animals he spends time with, he becomes only the second Australian to die from a stingray.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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I was just watching some of his show on Animal Planet... I can't help but feel sad. He was a good guy. A bit cartoonish perhaps, but a good guy nonetheless.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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Dammit, steve irwin is not supposed to die yet, he was supposed to get a close cut beard and a hat, and be a bit crusty before he went to wrestle crocodiles in the sky.
Why couldnt that shit Paris hilton get a fucking spine shoved through her heart?
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Tebor
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RobotGumshoe wrote: |
Why couldnt that shit Paris hilton get a fucking spine shoved through her heart? |
Agreed on that
I'm not really sure when I thought Irwin would've died. I know I wasn't prepared for it now. I really, really wanted to see him going on adventures with his teenage kids and hunt ancient treasures or something. There's no doubt in my mind he'd force them to be action junkies. I think this tragic event might change their appreciation toward wildlife now. Nonetheless, it is quite sad to know he's dead, show biz or not.
And I wish the news would stop showing the footage of him feeding a crocodile while holding his son. I saw enough of that when that happened, I know there's more dignified footage of him.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
The irony is that:
1) He was killed by an animal he wasn't antagonizing
2) He'd still be alive if he had used FedEx to ship the anti-venom |
I still contend that there is no fucking way that he wasn't antagonizing that thing. Sting rays aren't really aggressive for one. Their stingers are at the base of their tails for two, getting stung by a sting ray in the foot is a common enough occurance, but in the heart? That would mean that the ray was at his chest level and unless he was swimming about a half inch above the sand, that's a very unlikely place to be stung. Third, the man became famous because he was so bat-shit crazy about picking up and harassing deadly poisonous animals. I can just about see how this went down; Irwin's swimming around, doing his thing, sees the ray on the sandy bottom, picks it up and holds it at chest level for the camera, blathers on about how it's a "beauuuutiful creature" while twisting it's fins and body this way and that and then the ray stings him, Irwin says "crikey!" cue curtain fall.
I haven't read an actual news article on this, but unless they specifically state that Irwin was minding his business and the ray stinging him was from clear out of the blue with no provocation at all, I'd bet he fucking with it right before it stung.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
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Tebor wrote: |
RobotGumshoe wrote: |
Why couldnt that shit Paris hilton get a fucking spine shoved through her heart? |
Agreed on that
I'm not really sure when I thought Irwin would've died. I know I wasn't prepared for it now. I really, really wanted to see him going on adventures with his teenage kids and hunt ancient treasures or something. There's no doubt in my mind he'd force them to be action junkies. I think this tragic event might change their appreciation toward wildlife now. Nonetheless, it is quite sad to know he's dead, show biz or not.
And I wish the news would stop showing the footage of him feeding a crocodile while holding his son. I saw enough of that when that happened, I know there's more dignified footage of him. |
I hope his kids remember that he loved wildlife, and its worth protecting. Absurd tangent, involving australia becoming the world power, his son taking over, and eradicating all natural life, because its evil and disgusting.
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OctoMan
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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What's this about people 'vandalizing' his wikipedia page? 'Vandalizing' in what way?
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Syd Lexia
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After the story broke, his page was vandalized numerous times.
They were all pretty childish, stupid things.
Someone added the line "Can't wait to see the video of the idiot getting killed to his page." at one point
And someone else simply replaced the entire page with "LOL" over and over again.
If you go through the edit history, you might some of these edits. I wouldn't recommend it though, because the page has been edited hundreds of times in the last few days and some of the more malicious vandal edits seem to have been erased from the edit history.
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
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wow. sure am glad we live in a world where shortly after a great man dies,immature 13 year olds have an open forum to mock his death and act like idiots.
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Black Zarak
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I'm actually suprised that sort of shit doesn't happen more often on Wikipedia, maybe it does, I dunno. Giving people the ability to alter your website is just asking for the immature masses to crawl forth from the internet and write "PENIZ."
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Syd Lexia
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It does happen fairly often, you just don't always hear about it. People have a tendency to vandalize popular articles, such as Hurricane Katrina or George W. Bush, and those ones get policed so often that most acts of vandalism don't remain up for more than a minute or two.
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B.B.King
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they get locked usually,and are un editable.
i think one of the most vandalized ones is the article about the origins of the word "nigger" (ugh. i don't even like typing it.)
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Syd Lexia
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That's one of my all-time favorite P-A comics.
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