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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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feel free to add on to the list
Bullshit That Ruins Games:
1. Unskippable cut scenes that repeat every time you die.
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Adrenaline
Title: Local Canadian!
Joined: Jun 18 2007
Location: Nova Scotia, Canadiana
Posts: 365
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I think a thing that ruins games is when they suck..
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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Horrible voice acting that you can't turn off.
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
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McScurvy
Joined: May 16 2008
Location: Shermer. Illinois
Posts: 175
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Boss battles your suppose to lose.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 653
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How about those annoying chasing parts? For example, I got tired of having to chase Venom or some random boss in Ultimate Spider-Man (they usually led to kick-ass boss battles, on the bright side).
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Arcade-Like Mini Games in Turn Based Fantasy games.
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Avian
Joined: Jul 16 2006
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
Posts: 324
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--Racing games with time limits between check points (Fuck you, Rad Racer!)
--Unskippable/unpausable cut scenes
--Lame, weird shit that the Japanese think is cool (Cait Sith in FFVII, Chu-Chu in Xenogears)
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"Wolfman's got nards!"
You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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turn-based combat.
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
Posts: 6809
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Rubberbanding AI in racing games.
Fighting game bosses with unfair attacks and screen-filling super moves.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Sub-games that are long, tedious, interesting for maybe 5 minutes, and are required to get the best stuff (I'm looking at YOU, Square!)
Endings which do nothing but set up a sequel (again, Square.)
Developing extra side stories for joke characters...Y'know, I think I'll just say "nearly everything Square does".
Oh, and knowing that Hideo Kojima's goal in life is to cause us pain and destroy our minds, yet we still play his games.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| Developing extra side stories for joke characters...Y'know, I think I'll just say "nearly everything Square does". |
That's called pulling a George Lucas.
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Looter
Title: awesome
Joined: May 15 2008
Location: California
Posts: 35
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Chunx
Joined: May 23 2007
Location: CA
Posts: 192
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Jump! Jump! Slide! Slide!
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Seconded. Whoever thought of that concept can go fuck the devil in hell.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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| Chunx wrote: |
| Jump! Jump! Slide! Slide! |
... what do you mean by that?
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Boring swimming stages in action platformers.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Damn, I saw you pick Frost Man and instantly knew you were talking about the snowboarding.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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| That's called pulling a George Lucas. |
Hmmm...
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...it all makes sense now.
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SSNintendo
Title: Likes to Blow Sh*t Up
Joined: Oct 14 2006
Location: Virginia
Posts: 599
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All the hard work you put in a Battletoads game, and then get a crummy ending.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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freezing / failure to save on an old abused NES cart. 
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