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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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It's only about three weeks old, but a new pizza place in Winnipeg has already aroused attention — not for its pizza pie, but for the racy extra that comes with it.
Patrons must be 18 years and older to order from Porno Pizza, which delivers pornographic material inserted under every pizza.
Sign atop cars delivering for Porno Pizza in Winnipeg, which delivers racy pictures in every pizza box.
(CBC) The venture, the brainchild of local entrepreneur Corey Wildeman, is raising eyebrows in the Manitoba capital.
"We cater to certain crowds," Wildeman told CBC News, adding that he realizes not everyone would be sold on the idea.
"I'm pleased to see that it might not be everybody, but it's most people," he said with a laugh.
Wildeman said the idea of including pornographic photos with pizza is a marketing gimmick designed to sell more pies. And the gimmick is legal: customers even have to show identification to the delivery person at the door, proving they are 18 or older.
"They have to make sure they're selling to someone who's of age," lawyer Ian Berger said. "But other than that, get a little something extra with your pizza — there's nothing wrong with that."
While Porno Pizza crosses no legal boundaries, it tested some people's social borders, with some titillated by the concept … and others, not so much.
One woman told CBC News that the woman depicted in the Porno Pizza insert was "too naked," while another said porn is "something I wouldn't expect to have anything to do with pizza."
But surprisingly, Wildeman said, many of his customers are women.
"So I'm pretty pleased to see that a demographic that some people might think that we're offending is actually a lot more open to the concept than society would think," he said.
Wildeman said if enough people are turned on to the Porno Pizza concept, he has the naming rights for what could be a national franchise.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Dumb. Who even cares about naughty pictures anymore? Softcore pictures are a dime a dozen on the internets these days.
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J.J.S.
Joined: Apr 09 2007
Location: America's Dairyland
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Not to mention that if you're some kind of freak who doesn't have internet access you could buy a porno mag with multiple pictures of naked women for less than the cost of a (most likely terrible, hence the gimmick) pizza.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Yeah, that seems kinda pointless. Also, if it's under the pizza, wouldn't it be soaking up oil the entire time?
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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This doesn't make any sense.
If they really wanted business, they should package all their pizza's with hot nympho blondes in skimpy chef's outfits.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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My problem with it: why not a porn DVD?! Something to watch while you eat, not a static picture.
Nevermind that porn DVDs cost upwards of $60...
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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Irrelevant story: On a shoot yesterday, the issue of the elusive "two hour porn" came up. We all agreed that two hour porns just don't work, unless it's one of those collections of different videos on one tape/disc.
Anyway, porn and pizza? That sounds like it should work, but thinking it over it doesn't.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Do they even make 2 hour pornos? Most porn, especially classic porn, is lucky to hit 80 minutes.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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I don't like the idea of this and here's why.
If I;m alone, the delivery person will think I'm a fat, hyper self-sexed loser.
If I'm eating it with guys, I don't exactly feel comfortable getting an erection around my friends.
If I'm eating it with a female, I'd act all coy and say, "How did that picture get there" and then wink. I'd be slapped, or too weirded out if I didn't get slapped.
I'm not getting into derivative genders about this. Nope.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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Once again, I'm gonna have to pull out the "I can find my own porn perfectly fine" argument. I could think of way better things to put under a pizza. For instance, Scotch Tape or a novelty pen. Everyone can always use an extra pen. or, they could hide a special piece of rusty metal in one of the slices. The family will have fun for hours trying to find it! That is, until they realize that Grandpa already ate it and was dying in the bathroom the whole time.
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PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
Joined: Jul 25 2006
Location: VA
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For a second I thought each pizza was going to come with a dick in the middle.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Do they even make 2 hour pornos? |
No, they don't because it is a physical impossibility and the space-time continuum could not handle it.
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Syd Lexia
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You know, they should run this operation out of Nevada, and instead of giving you porn with your pizza, you get pizza and a prostitute of a gender of your choosing, thus playing off one of the more banal porn situations.
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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porn and pizza is just a terrible idea.
end of thread.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I think that pizza that came with game demos or something would be a better idea, as you don't feel like such a douchebag loser when you get delivery. Still a stupid idea, but it's not as dumb as Porno Pizza.
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PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
Joined: Jul 25 2006
Location: VA
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P:izza hut used to give PS demos!
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Pizza Hut gave out ACTUAL DVDs at one point also. I have a copy of Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey that came free with a large pizza from Pizza Hut.
And one of the cereal companies, I think General Mills, did a promo where you got a DVD with a two episodes of random DiC cartoons on them. I have one with Heathcliff and Super Mario World on it. They should do something like that.
Or instead of free T&A with your pizza, how about free TNA? With every large pizza, get 60 minutes of Samoa Joe pwning everyone.
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Sexton Hardcastle
Title: The Supreme Element
Joined: Apr 01 2006
Location: Maine
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Up here in Maine we have a topless donut shop, which is ten times better than a greasy photo
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Syd Lexia
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Sexton Hardcastle wrote: |
Up here in Maine we have a topless donut shop, which is ten times better than a greasy photo |
Welcome to the forums! Nice to meet you.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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TNA. Yes. They're coming up here on September 3 for the State Fair. I hope I'll be able to go.
Another semi-disturbing aspect about the porn pizza is what your neighbors think of you when you get Porn 'N' Pizza every night of the week... and weekends.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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yeah.... getting a stiffy w/your friends is weird... and awkward and embarrassing...
beer n pizza is a better IMO...
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Krud
Joined: Jul 13 2007
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How about a video game with every pizza. You choose the genre and your system or whatever and then they bring you a dvd wrapped around the top of the pizza like a christmas present. Then the next time you order a pizza they switch your game out for a new one.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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Someone should one up them.
Instead of Porno in the pizza, have it delivered by a stripper.
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Adrenaline
Title: Local Canadian!
Joined: Jun 18 2007
Location: Nova Scotia, Canadiana
Posts: 365
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I think each large pizza should come with a blow up play mate. You can feed it the pizza and then have sex with it. Foolproof.
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