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Posted: Jan 05 2007 04:08 am

Well once again we have a tie. Is it safe to assume we have established the manner in which these are handled now, or is there any discussion necessary?

Posted: Jan 05 2007 04:18 am

I recommend a "Who's got the nicest penis?" contest... but I can guarantee I'm the only one who thinks that's a good idea. Cool

Posted: Jan 05 2007 06:54 am

There may not be a need for a tiebreaker. What people fail to realize is that I can see the e-mail addresses for all registered accounts and the tie was brought about via cheating. Since you were not directly responsible for the cheating, I will probably give you the benefit of the doubt unless I can prove collusion.

If I do decide there will be a tiebreaker, it is clear what has to happen: Valdronius must fly down here for a wrestling match againsy Jeebus. The match will be no DQ and it will feature special referee Spanky McCracken and special enforcer Syd Lexia.

And since Syd Lexia is about giving the fans what they want, this will not be a regular wrestling match. This match CANNOT be won via pinfall or submission. No, this will be the world's first ever I'm A Douchebag match. In order to win, you must get your opponent to say four simple words: I'm a fucking douchebag.

Posted: Jan 05 2007 07:43 am

Seeing as it's no DQ, I feel completely justified winning like this:

http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=16638&highlight=I+m+a+fucking+douchebag#16638

Posted: Jan 05 2007 10:17 am

Syd Lexia wrote:

There may not be a need for a tiebreaker. What people fail to realize is that I can see the e-mail addresses for all registered accounts and the tie was brought about via cheating. Since you were not directly responsible for the cheating, I will probably give you the benefit of the doubt unless I can prove collusion.

If I do decide there will be a tiebreaker, it is clear what has to happen: Valdronius must fly down here for a wrestling match againsy Jeebus. The match will be no DQ and it will feature special referee Spanky McCracken and special enforcer Syd Lexia.

And since Syd Lexia is about giving the fans what they want, this will not be a regular wrestling match. This match CANNOT be won via pinfall or submission. No, this will be the world's first ever I'm A Douchebag match. In order to win, you must get your opponent to say four simple words: I'm a fucking douchebag.

So who voted twice or more times?

Posted: Jan 05 2007 12:38 pm

Well since I don't forsee a wrestling match in the future, what's our real tiebreaker?

Posted: Jan 05 2007 12:43 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Well since I don't forsee a wrestling match in the future, what's our real tiebreaker?

I'd assume that if the tie holds up that we would do the same tie-breaker as with round 1.

Posted: Jan 05 2007 12:48 pm

Man, if you wanna wrestle I can help fund the trip! Oh, and I'd be going too... every good wrestling match needs a little Lilian Garcia! lol

Posted: Jan 05 2007 12:50 pm

S. McCracken wrote:

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Well since I don't forsee a wrestling match in the future, what's our real tiebreaker?

I'd assume that if the tie holds up that we would do the same tie-breaker as with round 1.

That was my assumption too, but his post basically said it was holding up and then gave the fake solution instead of letting us get started which is why I'm wondering if he wanted to do something else now.

Posted: Jan 05 2007 12:59 pm

Wow, cheating?

I guess character battles are serious business.

Posted: Jan 05 2007 03:54 pm

Chrisby wrote:

Wow, cheating?

I guess character battles are serious business.

You wouldn't think so, seeing as it's all in harmless fun, but I guess there's someone here who's a huge douchefucker and here to ruin the fun for everyone.

Posted: Jan 05 2007 04:22 pm

who the hell cheated?

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Quote:

If I do decide there will be a tiebreaker, it is clear what has to happen: Valdronius must fly down here for a wrestling match againsy Jeebus. The match will be no DQ and it will feature special referee Spanky McCracken and special enforcer Syd Lexia.

And since Syd Lexia is about giving the fans what they want, this will not be a regular wrestling match. This match CANNOT be won via pinfall or submission. No, this will be the world's first ever I'm A Douchebag match. In order to win, you must get your opponent to say four simple words: I'm a fucking douchebag.

ahahaha.

now somebody has to "bring an eqalizer to the ring" and hten you have to take it away "in the interest of fairness"

this is gona end with jeebus escaping under the ropes, valdronus chasing him backstage, to be jumped by the corporation in the bathroom and left for dead, where jeebus comes back at the end of the royal rumble and wins it, then all of a sudden valdronus comes back, because he went under the ropes and not over, he's technically not defeated, and then beats jeebus's ass and wins a title shot at wrestlemania.

Valdronius wrote:

Seeing as it's no DQ, I feel completely justified winning like this:

http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=16638&highlight=I+m+a+fucking+douchebag#16638

this is awesome.

Posted: Jan 05 2007 04:52 pm

Just make sure the WWE is not in charge of that match JEW, because they're in the habit of not really enforcing the "over the ropes" rule. Several wrestlers have been pushed out of the ring from under the ropes, and still did not get the win... somehow they were not cool enough... they still got disqualified.

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Posted: Jan 05 2007 05:08 pm

S. McCracken wrote:

Chrisby wrote:

Wow, cheating?

I guess character battles are serious business.

You wouldn't think so, seeing as it's all in harmless fun, but I guess there's someone here who's a huge douchefucker and here to ruin the fun for everyone.

I'm not saying either of them voted more than once, but Syd and Murdar are both known to have multiple usernames so there's an off chance you just called one of them a huge douchefucker. More importantly, however, what IS a douchefucker? Logistically that seems kinda tough.

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

Heh, I wonder if someone hacked into Regal's account and voted. Wouldn't that be funny, him casting the deciding vote?

Neutral

Posted: Jan 05 2007 05:21 pm

Cattivo wrote:

Heh, I wonder if someone hacked into Regal's account and voted. Wouldn't that be funny, him casting the deciding vote?

Neutral

Syd controls Regal's account; he mentioned it in a couple other threads a while back

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

I did it. I did it for the rock, I did it for the people.

also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Rumble_%281999%29

Posted: Jan 05 2007 05:49 pm

JEW wrote:

I did it. I did it for the rock, I did it for the people.

also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Rumble_%281999%29

Minus the quotability factor of your previous statement, I assume you weren't the cheater because you wouldn't bother. Unless you just confessed, in which case you are previously mentioned "douchefucker".

And if Murdar or Syd cheated, then I'd be surprised. It's Syd's site and he wouldn't ruin its itegrity, and I don't see why Murdar would even bother.

And as for the definition of a douchefucker, the person who cheated is a douchefucker. There you go.

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I should note that on the Battle Results thread, it currently says "Valdorinus ties Dr. Jeebus".

Who's Valdorinus? Wink

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

nah, like I said defending my videos, if I couldnt be bothered to even campaing for myself, why would I bother goign through all the trouble of making a second account to vote.

I doubt it was murdar, considering he couldn't have bothered to post this whole time.

Posted: Jan 05 2007 07:23 pm

Mutiny.

Posted: Jan 05 2007 11:45 pm

Wasn't Vald responsible for the ARG Prez account?

Posted: Jan 06 2007 12:48 am

JEW, clearly the cheated vote was in my favor so no one's going to accuse you of making a new account; that and Syd already knows who did it from the registered e-mail and probably IP. I wasn't saying Murdar cheated, I was just mentioning that multiple users are known to have more than one account (Including Valdronius which I forgot about) so there was a chance Spanky was calling one of them a douchefucker, and not even necessarily for this vote. Not saying anyone did anything, just saying.

Oh, and Valdorinus is Valdronius' evil twin who comes out at 3 in the fucking morning when I'm way too tired to look for my own typos.