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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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Mine is this:
The game is a fun console FPS, and deserves about 70% of the praise and accolades it got. But, if we get a GoldenEye sequel that isn't a piece of shit, and actually is as/more fun than the original, then Halo is screwed.
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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Halo 2 is a Fine fps. Good storyline, good single player,Great multiplayer. smooth graphics. good fun. horrible ending.
don't over analyze.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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Halo 1 is an absolute piece of shit, plain and simple. Halo 2 is an all right game. It's fairly generic and it can't hold my attention the way some of the more clever FPS games can, but it's not a bad game by any means.
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S. McCracken
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Joined: Aug 22 2005
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Halo 1 sucked, plain and simple. It was generic. XBox needed a hit because it was terrible and Microsoft was losing money. MS Fanboys needed something to justify the money they paid for that piece of crap console. They needed a hit, and any crappy FPS can usually do the trick. People love shooting the shit out of things.
Halo 2 is what Halo 1 would have been if they had actually put time and effort into Halo instead of rushing it out to try and save the console. Halo 2 is mediocre at best.
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Mr. Bomberman
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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I haven't played Halo 1. How was it? (You know, besides the suckage.)
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
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Char Aznable wrote: |
I haven't played Halo 1. How was it? (You know, besides the suckage.) |
Imagine if you will, your a super soldier sans personality. Neo from the matrix personality. The military has unofficially decided your a bad enough dude to take out a totally-not-ripped-off ring world thing, the titular halo. Or some shit, the plot doesn't appear very much. Anyway, you accomplish this by running through a set of hallways/rooms that serve no purpose except to house aliens to shoot. Then, you run through the same damn hallways/rooms over and over. The enemies consist of wussy little cannon fodder, generic alien soldier, and big guy who charges you to reveal his weak point, beating final fight in lackluster enemy selection. Then there are a bunch of little evil alien plagas or something. I dont know, I dropped out before that. I watched my friends play the rest.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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Hmmm. Sounds fun (if you're a masochist).
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Syd Lexia
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Here's Halo 1 in a nutshell:
It really is less fun than pounding nails into your dick.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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But what about the multiplayer aspect? Oh, yeah, you can't use Covenant weaponry. Strike 3, you're out.
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Mr. Bomberman
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But seriously, you guys are fucked up.
Just say the magic words:
"I hate Microsoft Game Studios."
I mean the Halo series are alright games, but you don't have to talk about it like it's the worst fucking piece of shit on the planet....
Don't hide behind other excuses, OK? ^^
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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I like Halo 2.
I like MechWarrior.
I like MechAssault.
I like MechAssault 2.
I like MechCommander.
I don't have anything against Microsoft Game Studios.
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Mr. Bomberman
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And trust me. If Halo 1 is as bad as you all demonize it to be, there are way worse FPS games, and games in general, on Microsoft's Xbox.
All of you are demonizing Halo 1 and Sorry, I'm not inclined to agree with you.
I mean, yes, Goldeneye can kick the Halo series's ass anyday. But it's 2 generations old. It's lost it's luster.
Wow, I'm saying a lot for a person who hasn't played much FPSes, you know, being on the Japanese side of gaming and all....
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Tebor
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I've only enjoyed playing it with 15 other people in massive group battles. On its own, I wasn't too thrilled. However, neither game I've owned or gotten far. Good voice actors though.
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Murdar Machene
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I found Halo 1 to be moderately entertaining in co-op, but it had pointless and tedious deathmatch. Three cheers for playing the same map for 3 years, driving around in gay vehicles and whoring sniper rifles.
Halo 2 is what I call Halo Map Pack. All they did was weaken the weapons and rehash a bunch of shit.
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Knyte
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Joined: Nov 01 2006
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I played through the main story of Halo 1, just to say I did. It was alright, but nothing special. The multiplayer, on the other hand, kept me and my buddies happy for quite some time. We had not had that much fun playing a multiplayer FPS on a console since Perfect Dark on the N64.
Also, for you Goldeneye fans out there, check this out:
http://mods.moddb.com/4506/goldeneye-source/
(The beta is pretty fun)
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Mr. Bomberman
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Too bad my PC is way underpowered for Half-Life 2.
My PC can only produce graphics with the approximation of a PlayStation 2.
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FNJ
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so lemme get this straight. I diss on somethng dumb like twinbee and get shit for it, then it's okay to put things like (ROFL! I'm a dumbass for voting for halo!) in the poll choices?
talk about being a biased asshole.
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Mr. Bomberman wrote: |
And trust me. If Halo 1 is as bad as you all demonize it to be, there are way worse FPS games, and games in general, on Microsoft's Xbox.
All of you are demonizing Halo 1 and Sorry, I'm not inclined to agree with you.
I mean, yes, Goldeneye can kick the Halo series's ass anyday. But it's 2 generations old. It's lost it's luster.
Wow, I'm saying a lot for a person who hasn't played much FPSes, you know, being on the Japanese side of gaming and all.... |
thank you. I agree.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
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Winbee is cool, though I prefer doitsu (the little green stick man that rides a paper airplane in parodius).
And, some of my dislike for halo 1 comes from the fact that im not much into the FPS genre anyway.
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FNJ
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I was more insulted by the fact that char forgot to use the  tag.
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Mr. Bomberman
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Or the  tag.
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so lemme get this straight. I diss on somethng dumb like twinbee and get shit for it, then it's okay to put things like (ROFL! I'm a dumbass for voting for halo!) in the poll choices? |
TwinBee is not dumb.
And RobotGumshoe, you should run through Pop'n TwinBee (game made it to Europe) for the SNES or TwinBee Yahho-! on MAME.
Oh. back on topic.
'cause it's not like Rare will even make that kind of great game again.
Remember the walking paradox that was Perfect Dark 0?
EDIT: I fucked up!
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
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People in this thread are only hating on halo 1 because they have halo 2 to compare it to. It's kinda like comparing apples to a fruit nobody has ever heard of.
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S. McCracken
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B.B.King wrote: |
People in this thread are only hating on halo 1 because they have halo 2 to compare it to. It's kinda like comparing apples to a fruit nobody has ever heard of. |
I vote for snozzberries.
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FNJ
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Mr. Bomberman wrote: |
Or the tag.
JEW wrote: |
so lemme get this straight. I diss on somethng dumb like twinbee and get shit for it, then it's okay to put things like (ROFL! I'm a dumbass for voting for halo!) in the poll choices? |
TwinBee is not dumb.
And RobotGumshoe, you should run through Pop'n TwinBee (game made it to Europe) for the SNES or TwinBee Yahho-! on MAME.
Oh. back on topic.
'cause it's not like Rare will even make that kind of great game again.
Remember the walking paradox that was Perfect Dark 0?
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1:fuck twinbee.
2: I was more saying that I could diss on obscure games people ahve neve rplayed and get shit for it, and then here comes homeboy dissing on halo and its okay.
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
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If you hate Halo, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think the XBox controller is too big, you're a fucking pussy with girl hands.
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