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Stuff that makes no sense in movies.


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010 03:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So I was watching The Square last night, decent little murder mystery movie, but a few things confused the hell out of me.

1. Why are mullets still popular in Australia?

2. Who or what killed the dog when it was swimming in that lake?

Feel free to clue me in, and add anything from a movie that confused you.



 
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Natsu
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010 04:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

3. John Connor causing himself to be born.
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010 04:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Oh yeah, that's a doozie, If he sends Kyle Reese back in time to protect his mother and Reese knocks her up and becomes his father, doesn't the original Conner cease to exist?



 
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Milhouse
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010 05:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Is "The Square" the prequel to "Cube?"
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010 06:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dunno.



 
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Klimbatize
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010 06:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Milhouse wrote:
Is "The Square" the prequel to "Cube?"

Kind of. "The Square" is the sequel to "The Line". It was a trilogy.


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010 08:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Can't wait for the newest sequel, Rectangle: The Revenge to drop!



 
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PostPosted: Oct 13 2010 11:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Alice in Wonderland. Although I'm sure people will say it's not supposed to make sense. I still love that Cheshire Cat, though.


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PostPosted: Oct 14 2010 11:13 am Reply with quote Back to top



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Ice2SeeYou
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2010 12:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It always bothers me how in Robocop, no one ever thinks to shoot him in the face. Also, RC hardly ever arrests anyone. On his average patrol shift, he kills about 40 people. But then again.....it is Detroit.


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2010 04:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Shooting Robocop in the face would do nothing. He's a robot.
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Klimbatize
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2010 04:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

He's technically a cyborg. He has robotic parts, fused with organic materials. He has a functioning brain. Shooting him in the face could kill him.

Along similar lines, how about in any movie where a dude has armor (I'm thinking specifically of Iron Man here) and in the middle of the fight they pop up their faceplate to say something. I know it's so the actor can get some face time in the middle of a climactic battle, but in reality it's a really dumb move.

At the end of Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke's helmet inexplicably pops open while fighting them both. Why? So he can get a better look? Dumb.


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PostPosted: Oct 14 2010 06:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

In star wars wasn't Lando wearing Hans clothes?


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PostPosted: Oct 14 2010 08:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

When the bad guy can kill the good guy but doesnt cause hes a retard


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PostPosted: Oct 14 2010 08:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Why did that sea manitee save Batman and Robin?


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Shut up, Dorn
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2010 10:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ice2SeeYou wrote:
It always bothers me how in Robocop, no one ever thinks to shoot him in the face. Also, RC hardly ever arrests anyone. On his average patrol shift, he kills about 40 people. But then again.....it is Detroit.


As a Robocop fan AND a Michigander, the movie took place in Dallas and Pittsburgh for the most part. If they're going to say Detroit, it better be Detroit. Thus, Robocop did NOT take place in the D.


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PostPosted: Oct 14 2010 11:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Oh yeah, that's a doozie, If he sends Kyle Reese back in time to protect his mother and Reese knocks her up and becomes his father, doesn't the original Conner cease to exist?
See when they were writing the movie they were hoping you to think about it being the whole loop of shit happening over and over, and not thinking about how he was originally born.

Shut up, Dorn wrote:
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
It always bothers me how in Robocop, no one ever thinks to shoot him in the face. Also, RC hardly ever arrests anyone. On his average patrol shift, he kills about 40 people. But then again.....it is Detroit.


As a Robocop fan AND a Michigander, the movie took place in Dallas and Pittsburgh for the most part. If they're going to say Detroit, it better be Detroit. Thus, Robocop did NOT take place in the D.
To ice2seeyou, cause, they are retards. To shut up, Dorn, don't try to defend Detroit, I think it would be best to nuke that shit hole.
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aeonic
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2010 12:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

Transformers 2. Just the whole fucking thing.


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Ice2SeeYou
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2010 10:09 am Reply with quote Back to top

Shut up, Dorn wrote:
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
It always bothers me how in Robocop, no one ever thinks to shoot him in the face. Also, RC hardly ever arrests anyone. On his average patrol shift, he kills about 40 people. But then again.....it is Detroit.


As a Robocop fan AND a Michigander, the movie took place in Dallas and Pittsburgh for the most part. If they're going to say Detroit, it better be Detroit. Thus, Robocop did NOT take place in the D.

Maybe it was filmed in Dallas and Pittsburg, but I'm pretty sure it took place in Detroit. OCP was going to build Delta city where "old Detroit" now stands.

See wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robocop


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PostPosted: Oct 15 2010 03:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The setting for Robocop is Detroit. Dorn is just being a technical douche by saying it doesn't because it wasn't filmed there. According to Dorn, apparently, if I were to ask what city The Dark Knight primarily takes place in the correct answer is not "Gotham City", but rather "Chicago". If you get asked where The Wizard of Oz took place, fuck you if you don't answer "on a California soundstage."


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Alowishus
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2010 06:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I brought up the Terminator query before in a thread before and Usasatsui gave me this link showing that the point can be refuted:

http://www.mjyoung.net/time/terminat.html
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2010 09:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

aeonic wrote:
Transformers 2. Just the whole fucking thing.
Why just 2, why not both? Both are horrible, confused messes.


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aeonic
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2010 10:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
aeonic wrote:
Transformers 2. Just the whole fucking thing.
Why just 2, why not both? Both are horrible, confused messes.


I give the first one the benefit of the doubt because at least they sort of tried to put a plot into it. In the second one, it was just kind of like midway Michael Bay said, "You know what? Fuck the script. Run around in the desert and we'll blow shit up."


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PostPosted: Oct 15 2010 10:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

^this is exactly true


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Shut up, Dorn
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PostPosted: Oct 16 2010 12:25 am Reply with quote Back to top

Klimbatize wrote:
The setting for Robocop is Detroit. Dorn is just being a technical douche by saying it doesn't because it wasn't filmed there. According to Dorn, apparently, if I were to ask what city The Dark Knight primarily takes place in the correct answer is not "Gotham City", but rather "Chicago". If you get asked where The Wizard of Oz took place, fuck you if you don't answer "on a California soundstage."


Right. I will be a douche when it comes to the D. The D is my town. Yes, most of it is pretty shady, but I feel a lot of people from outside the region look at it as a shit hole, when it's really more of a shiny gooch.


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