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Deadmau_5pra
Title: Amatuer film/podcaster
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Chicago Area
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whether you snuck in or the tape to see it, or some carefree relative allowed you to view it, you saw your first R-rated picture, and probably loved it! Boobs! Swears! Murder!
My first was Players Club.
To keep my lame intro short, looking back, I really shouldn't have watched it at nine years old, granted the only thing it gave me was a severe case of the foul language (w/ thanks to my parents!), and 80-89 minutes of booty and boobs, Classic one-liners, The steady launch of Jamie Foxx's career, violence and even more disturbing and sadly a rape "scene" (wasn't shown).
So....yeah...  after that it was mostly R-rated comedies..
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
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The first one I remember is the original Terminator. Quickly followed by Night of the Demons. Too bad parents are pussies nowadays, because me enjoying rated R movies at 5 years old is probably something that'd get your kids taken away nowadays.
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sidewaydriver
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I've been watching R movies for as long as I can remember. In fourth grade, I made my best friend back then watch Pulp Fiction with me. When his mom found out, she went absolutely apeshit.
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Klimbatize
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I saw the first Terminator in the theater. Yeah, I'm old.
My mom nearly killed my dad, who brought me because he really wanted to see it and couldn't get a babysitter. The part at the end where the robot is crawling after Sarah Connor scared the piss out of me and I had nightmares for years about it.
Ironically, I wasn't allowed to see Terminator 2 in the theater. Fucking inconsistent parenting!
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Revenge of the Nerds
And still one of the best R rated movies of all time.
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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
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The Blues Brothers on HBO in the early 80's.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I don't remember exactly, we are talking nearly 25-26 years ago... I think I remember Police Academy as one of the earliest, though I didn't recognize it as rated R until I was older.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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maybe terminator
maybe revenge of the nerds
maybe robocop.
cant recall really
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
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Mine was Alien. After that, Nightmare on Elm St (Saw at friends house) and then I think Planes Trains and Automobiles. There might have been some other comedies in between, but I don't remember clearly.
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Drew Linky
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| Doddsino wrote: |
Revenge of the Nerds
And still one of the best R rated movies of all time. |
This. But everytime I watch it I can't help but think that it ends abruptly. Still excellent, though.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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I'm pretty sure it was The Puppetmaster or Leprechaun at my buddy's house in 4th grade. I told my dad and we had a good conversation about the fine points of 80s horror movies, but I didn't tell my mom because I knew she'd flip.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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Apparently, I watched Gremlins when I was two or three and had nightmares. I have no recollection of that. I haven't had any nightmares from the beginning of my memory, but this has been confirmed by multiple people in my family.
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
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It was either "Invaders from Mars" (1986 version) or "Dragnet" with Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks.
You have to understand that these were the days of renting videos from a supermarket, so whatever was there, you got.
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Vaenamoenen
Joined: Mar 18 2010
Location: Tuonela
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Alien 3. I was around 10-11 and liked it, although it was pretty damn scary.
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Valdronius
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Quite possibly Killer Clowns from Outer Space sometime in the early 90's.
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anorexorcist
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| Milhouse wrote: |
It was either "Invaders from Mars" (1986 version) or "Dragnet" with Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks.
You have to understand that these were the days of renting videos from a supermarket, so whatever was there, you got. |
I actually kind of miss those days.
My first may well have been Robocop. It was either that or probably something with the govenator in it. I was a big fan of Arny's when I was younger.
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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I remember watching the first Rambo movie when I was a little kid.
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"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
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SoldierHawk
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Ah, it wasn't in the theatre, but the first R-rated movie I ever saw period was Blade Runner. Didn't scare me; I loved it.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I can say with certainty that my first R rated film was Creepshow. I love that movie to an unhealthy extent.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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| I remember watching the first Rambo movie when I was a little kid. |
First Blood or Rambo: First Blood part 2?
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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I assume we're not counting cable edits. Cuz I saw like a hundred R-rated movies on basic cable and UHF stations. Earliest ones I remember seeing are Revenge of the Nerds, RoboCop, and Zapped.
First one I rented? Terminator 2. When my mom finally let me rent R movies, that was the first one I picked. I was not disappointed.
First one I saw unedited? Possibly Species on a free movie channel weekend. That was also around the time my mom started me rent R-rated movies, as my brother had just turned 13, so T2 might have actually be the first in this category too. I didn't tell my brother that Species was on. He was pissed.
First one I saw in theaters was Mimic. It was almost Bordello of Blood.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Yeah Species was...awesome. I remember my dad renting that and trying to fast forward the nudity. Naturally, I waited until midnight to watch it by myself.
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lavalarva
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Is R equivalent to 13+ or 16+ ? I don't understand your complicated ratings.
I don't know what was the first R movie I watched. But I doubt it was anything special, my parents didn't really give a damn about movie ratings.
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awsgames
Joined: May 29 2010
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We have:
PG - Parental Guidance
G - Everybody
PG13 - Parental Guidance or 13+
R - Parental Guidance or 17+
NC-17 - 17+ No Exceptions
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Syd Lexia
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The only movies you will ever be carded for in America are R and NC-17.
PG and PG-13 carry mild warnings, but anyone can walk into the the theatre without hassle.
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