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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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I thought "Requiem for a dream" was a terrible movie, but I can't stop quoting this:
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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I thought "Requiem for a dream" was a terrible movie, but I can't stop quoting this:
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There isn't any nudity, but a giant greasy dildo is probably NSFW.
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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I work part time in a restaurant kitchen and sometimes we'll just quote that line. I remember at the Christmas party I grabbed the microphone we were using to announce the gift exchange and yelled "Ass to ass!" into it.
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"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
"You're Not So Tough Without Your Veggie!" |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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| IceWarm wrote: |
| I work part time in a restaurant kitchen and sometimes we'll just quote that line. I remember at the Christmas party I grabbed the microphone we were using to announce the gift exchange and yelled "Ass to ass!" into it. |
Sir, you are my new soul mate. 
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
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Are you sure that wasn't "Requiem for a Ream?"
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
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I thought "Requiem for a dream" was a terrible movie, but I can't stop quoting this:
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I think it is actually how the guy says the line that makes it so funny.
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"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
"You're Not So Tough Without Your Veggie!" |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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| I think it is actually how the guy says the line that makes it so funny. |
That's exactly what it is.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Doddsino
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I really need to see this movie
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FNJ
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I liked this movie. It was fucked up, but I enjoyed it.
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JRA
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| I really need to see this movie |
No you don't, it's incredibly stupid. It's about a bunch of dumbass drugdealers who try to be like Robert DeNiro and Ray Liotta and get exactly what's coming to them.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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I think he should decide that on it's own. I mean yes the movie can be summed up pretty well with "drugs are bad" but it is still an interesting character study. Worth it alone for Ellen Burstyn's scenes.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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| I think he should decide that on it's own. I mean yes the movie can be summed up pretty well with "drugs are bad" but it is still an interesting character study. Worth it alone for Ellen Burstyn's scenes. |
Yeah, it is one of those "watch it once" kind of movies, but she does an amazing job in this movie. Everyone else is 'meh. It's not a stretch for Jared Leto to play an unlikable person because he probably is. Marlon Wayans playing a gangster type drug dealer isn't a huge stretch, and Jennifer Connoly has played a whore in multiple movies. Ellen Burstyn at least makes it watchable.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
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I watched it a few years ago and I'm pretty sure I cracked up at that scene. It wasn't a terrible movie, I don't think I could watch it again because I'm more used to Jared Leto and I really don't like him very much now.
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Grover
Joined: Mar 01 2010
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| I really need to see this movie |
No you don't, it's incredibly stupid. It's about a bunch of dumbass drugdealers who try to be like Robert DeNiro and Ray Liotta and get exactly what's coming to them. |
It's literally about drug addicts who decide to sell drugs and end up smoking/snorting/shooting up all their profits. The whole point of the movie/book is that they try and they fail and everyone ends up getting fucked (some literally, some figuratively)
The interest in the movie comes from the style that's been given to it and the awesome soundtrack. If you just want the story, skip the movie and get the book.
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Vaenamoenen
Joined: Mar 18 2010
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| I thought "Requiem for a dream" was a terrible movie |
Really? It's one of my absolute favorites of all time. The movie's website is also pretty entertaining.
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FNJ
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phantasmzombie
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Although I did get a good laugh at this scene, I remember feeling very depressed by the end of this movie, so I probably would never watch it again.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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| JRA wrote: |
| Doddsino wrote: |
| I really need to see this movie |
No you don't, it's incredibly stupid. It's about a bunch of dumbass drugdealers who try to be like Robert DeNiro and Ray Liotta and get exactly what's coming to them. |
It's literally about drug addicts who decide to sell drugs and end up smoking/snorting/shooting up all their profits. The whole point of the movie/book is that they try and they fail and everyone ends up getting fucked (some literally, some figuratively)
The interest in the movie comes from the style that's been given to it and the awesome soundtrack. If you just want the story, skip the movie and get the book. |
so, its kind of like trainspotting?
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Grover
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It is a lot like trainspotting
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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| It is a lot like trainspotting |
Except in this one you can understand what the fuck they are saying.
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JRA
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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JRA
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Except that movie is as much of a character study as much as I am a ladies man. Someone mentioned before that all the main characters in the movie do a suck ass job of acting. So calling "Dream" a character study is fucking insulting.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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JoshWoodzy
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| Except that movie is as much of a character study as much as I am a ladies man. Someone mentioned before that all the main characters in the movie do a suck ass job of acting. So calling "Dream" a character study is fucking insulting. |
Ellen Burstyn is awesome in that movie. Everyone else is undoubtedly awful, and how is it not a character study of douch ball drug dealers?
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JRA
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| JRA wrote: |
| Except that movie is as much of a character study as much as I am a ladies man. Someone mentioned before that all the main characters in the movie do a suck ass job of acting. So calling "Dream" a character study is fucking insulting. |
Ellen Burstyn is awesome in that movie. Everyone else is undoubtedly awful, and how is it not a character study of douch ball drug dealers? |
because character studies of gangsters was perfected by Goodfellas.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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