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Posted: Feb 18 2010 07:30 pm

someones blog about said topic. i think some of these are BS since their respective universes are so different from each other:
http://blog.knowyourmoney.co.uk/index.php/2010/02/ten-movie-villains-that-could-actually-defeat-james-bond/

Villain: Hannibal Lecter
Villain: Darth Vader
Villain: The Green Goblin
Villain: Dracula
Villain: Megatron
Villain: Jaws
Villain: Gargamel
Villain: Colonel Miles Quaritch
Villain: Voldemort
Villain(s): Sauron, Saruman, Shelob, Witch-King, basically the whole cast of Lord of the Rings who like killing elves.

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This is a fucking shitty list. It's common sense most of these guys could easily kill Bond.

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I do like the mental picture of seeing Bond scream for his life while getting ripped to pieces by Jaws

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I think bond could take Lecter out. Hannibal is crazy as hell, but I have to think James could take him

Posted: Feb 19 2010 10:47 am

Seems to be just a generic list of favorite villains.

That said, Clubber Lang would make James Bond his bitch.

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it started out strong with hannibal lecter, and then immediately nosedived with darth vader.

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You know who would be a kickass Bond villian?

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yes, I agree!

Posted: Feb 20 2010 07:48 am

I was about to say Anton Chigurh... xD

But yeah, maybe John Doe too.

Posted: Feb 20 2010 08:21 am

Not only is this list dumb, but whoever wrote it clearly doesn't like Bond. Aside from Voldemort and Every Fucking Villain From LOTR, who have magic powers, Bond would stand a fighting chance against all these guys and could probably beat most of them.

And Gargamel couldn't fucking beat Bond. Neither could Jaws. If multiple sharks (or mutated sea bass) with frickin' lasers couldn't beat a Bond parody, then one shark without lasers couldn't beat the actual Bond.

And the Green Goblin is just a douchebag with cool gadgets. Bond is a douchebag with much cooler gadgets. Oh, idea. Bond should fight Inspector Gadget. Bond is much smarter, but Gagdet is insanely lucky.

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Yeah and at least 4 of those villains were killed rather easily.

Posted: Feb 20 2010 12:32 pm

Haha, Gargamel...

I also have the feeling that Bond could also potentially outsmart and best Dracula as well.

Posted: Feb 20 2010 12:36 pm

Yeah, everyone's killed Dracula.

I think Bond/Jason would be a stalemate. Jason's too invincible for Bond, but Bond is too smart for Jason.

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I can see the poster now
JAMES BOND

TOO MANY FRIDAYS.

Posted: Feb 20 2010 04:02 pm

You know who would be a kickass Bond villian?

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Mac Guyver should totally go against Bond.

Posted: Feb 21 2010 03:40 am

Syd Lexia wrote:

Yeah, everyone's killed Dracula.

I think Bond/Jason would be a stalemate. Jason's too invincible for Bond, but Bond is too smart for Jason.

You know, after watching Jason goes to Hell and Jason X I'd totally watch Jason VS Bond. Bond could go after him for the campy rip off of the bond pistol intro in Jason 5.

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I want to see robocop take on jason.

Posted: Feb 21 2010 12:17 pm

Jason would eventually destroy the face / brain part of Robocop, but only after denting a truckload of machetes and getting shot up to Swiss cheese.

What I want to see is Robocop finishing what he started, and beating the ever loving shit out of the rest of the cast from That 70's Show. Razz

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Posted: Feb 21 2010 02:13 pm

they ever going to make the robocop v terminator movie?

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no. They made a comic and some vidcons though.

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You know who would be a kickass Bond villian?

Posted: Feb 21 2010 03:53 pm

sephiroth vs bond

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Bane

Bane could take Bond. He did after all defeat Batman.

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Would he break the Bond?

Also, while people admit that Bane did beat Batman, you gotta realize he did so after Bruce got done fighting a shitload of other guys, so he essentially finished the job. Not really fair to give Bane this image of a guy who is above Batman or has the power to beat him. He did it once and it was still more of a stalemate than anything else. And for the record, Bane is my 6th favorite Batman villian.