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Posted: Nov 05 2006 05:08 pm

I don't think I like this sentence.

I would rather see Saddam sent to prison for the rest of his life. Then maybe one day he makes a daring escape and falls in with a group of Saddam loyalists who help him build an army of giant robots and then Captain America has to save the day.

Posted: Nov 05 2006 05:17 pm

Will this mean that Saddam will become a sensitive issue, or will the Saddam jokes continue? If history is any precedent, than I think Saddam will continue to live on in horribly amusing ancedotes.

Joined: Jun 29 2006 Location: tustin, ca Posts: 70

personally i dont care whether the guy lives or dies, as he obviously was a gigantic evil piece of shit, but i did not see a hanging coming...i guess the trial did take place in iraq and that shit still flys there. whatever fuck that guy, maybe they can get bush like this next trial Twisted Evil

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

I would have preferred a more humane form of execution, but oh well.

And I'm just gonna ignore Niku's comments. I did enough yelling at Bush-haters at a poker game Friday.

Title: Nothing Special Joined: Oct 25 2006 Posts: 396

*sets the fire extinguisher by the door in case this becomes a Bush debate thread instead of the intended sentencing thread*

Very Happy

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pewrsonally, I would have like to see a daring, indiana jones type of escape.

Posted: Nov 06 2006 09:37 am

They should've had him suicide bomb one of Al-Queida's bases. That would've been funny.

Posted: Nov 06 2006 11:54 am

the only punishment suitable for him is rotting away in a 2 x 3 dark cell with no windows,living on bare minimum food. but a hanging is good to.

Posted: Nov 06 2006 01:00 pm

Personally I like Syd's scenario.

But yeah B.B. King's solitary torment thing works too.

Posted: Nov 06 2006 08:00 pm

Life Sentence. Put him in a 6x6 cell with no windows, no light, just an Atari 2600 and a copy of ET, for all eternity...

Posted: Nov 06 2006 08:06 pm

Knyte wrote:

just an Atari 2600 and a copy of ET, for all eternity...

Whoa, I think that's just a little too harsh.

Posted: Nov 06 2006 08:23 pm

not quite as harsh as grafting a virtual boy to his face and making him play wario land for the rest of his life while listening to k-fed.

lets do that.

Posted: Nov 06 2006 10:21 pm

Make him listen to a CD with Ashlee Simpson and Paris Hilton songs, and a gun..

Posted: Nov 06 2006 11:44 pm

Mr. Bomberman wrote:

Make him listen to a CD with Ashlee Simpson and Paris Hilton songs, and a gun..

Nice!

I love how we solve all the world's problems.

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we were discussing this at work today. somebody suggested we bring back stoning. someone else says casually "do you know how much he would have to smoke to die from that?"

Posted: Nov 07 2006 09:31 am

We should virtually imprison him in an Xbox 360 with Kameo in it. Now that's torture.

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I enjoyed kameo.

calm down fanboys, it was a launch title. we can't all have super mario 64!

Posted: Nov 08 2006 08:49 am

Kameo looked like an all right game, the commercials for it were horrible though.

Joined: Aug 25 2005 Posts: 287

K... Kameo?

I'm sorry, my 360 has "Gears of Wars" permanently grafted into the drive tray.

Title: Nothing Special Joined: Oct 25 2006 Posts: 396

Now, Barbie Horse Adventures, on the other hand.....That's torture.

Go for the humiliation card. Saddam could be known for gerbilling before he is executed.

Posted: Nov 08 2006 11:51 am

JEW wrote:

we were discussing this at work today. somebody suggested we bring back stoning. someone else says casually "do you know how much he would have to smoke to die from that?"

Jew, that didn't happen.
Unless you work in my building.

Posted: Nov 08 2006 12:35 pm

Saddam is being executed because he ordered anchovies on the pizza Sad

Posted: Nov 08 2006 05:28 pm

I already posted this in the morning, but the computers at my school suck dick, so it probably didn't go through. I haven't played Kameo, because I don't own a 360. I was just going by some reviews I read, and the shitty ads. I probably should've included a Barbie game instead. Also, how is Gears of War? I've been wanting to play it, but I would have to blow about $200. Finally, we should do this to Saddam:

1. Set him on fire.
2. Let him burn until he's at the edge of his life.
3. Put him out, and treat him for the burns.
4. Repeat until he finally dies.

PS: As I was writing this, I saw the fucked-up PS3 commercial. Is it just me, or does it seem that the baby becomes possesed by the PS3?

Posted: Nov 08 2006 05:32 pm

Better yet, bring Saddam to a hospital and tell him that if he can kill the serial killer, he will be freed. Ultimately, Saddam will prevail, but only by blowing up the hospital and only at the cost of his own life.

Years later, the killer will inexplicably resurface and Saddam will resurface to fight him. The explain will be that both of them were badly burned, but not killed. Despite this, neither one will appear to have been burned.

Posted: Nov 09 2006 01:39 pm

I'm just hoping that whatever happens, it's televised.

Yeah, I went there.