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Things heard at work: Hey guys, I wanna fuck Ann Coulter


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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
PostPosted: Sep 12 2009 02:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

I mean, I really don't mean to listen in on people's conversations
but I work at the most busy movie store in town, and all kinds of odballs come in through here. Case in point, the topic title, which I heard from two people browsing the political/special interests movies while I was filling up a shelf.

Ever hear anything weird in public? Or just talk about Ann Coulter, whatever.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Sep 12 2009 02:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

She looks like a dude.



 
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
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PostPosted: Sep 12 2009 02:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

Kojjiro! wrote:
Ever hear anything weird in public?

The weirdest thing I ever heard out of context happened when I was a senior in high school. I was walking along, looking around, reminiscing (it was a week before graduation), and I saw these two sophomores walk by. One says to the other:

"Dawg, what if you nut on her face and her eyebrows come off?"

It puzzles me to this day.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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PostPosted: Sep 12 2009 02:50 am Reply with quote Back to top

Maybe they were drawn on, like this?
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JStrangiato
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PostPosted: Sep 12 2009 04:06 am Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Maybe they were drawn on, like this?
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Haha, I thought about that. It is the only possible explanation, but even so....*shudder*


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PostPosted: Sep 12 2009 05:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

lol thats funny.


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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
PostPosted: Sep 12 2009 05:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

enshinkarateman wrote:
Kojjiro! wrote:
Ever hear anything weird in public?

The weirdest thing I ever heard out of context happened when I was a senior in high school. I was walking along, looking around, reminiscing (it was a week before graduation), and I saw these two sophomores walk by. One says to the other:

"Dawg, what if you nut on her face and her eyebrows come off?"

It puzzles me to this day.


Maybe they were performance artists.


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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PostPosted: Sep 12 2009 06:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I couldn't find the video on youtube but this bit came screaming to mind:

If It Weren't For My Horse
by Lewis Black

So I finished the meal, and I was drinking the boisenberry. Well, because I had to take the edge off the coffee. When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following—--it was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected the Vice President of the United States. She said, if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. I'm gonna repeat that because it bears repeating. If it weren't for my horse, as in, giddyap giddyap, let's go, I wouldn't have spent that year in college, which is a degree-granting institution.

Don't—don't think about that sentence for more than three minutes or blood will shoot out your nose.

The American medical profession does not know why we get an aneurysm. An aneurysm is when a blood vessel bursts in your head for no apparent reason. There is a reason. You go to the mall one day with your friends. Somebody over there says the dumbest thing you've ever heard. And it goes in your ear. Now, you turn around to see if your friends heard it. But your friends are over there, and they're pretending that they're going to buy a cellular phone. And they're not going to buy a celluar phone, because these idiots don't understand what the rate structure means. So you turn back to see who said it, 'cause if you could talk to them just ask them, like, you know, what did you mean by that? But they're gone. And now those words are in your head.

And they stay there. They don't go away. I know you think you're driving to work. But you're not driving to work. All your brain is thinking is if it weren't for my horse, if it weren't for my horse. You sit down and have dinner with your family, and you think you're having dinner, but it's not, it's going woowoowoowoo, how did she get into college with a horse? It's like a mobius strip in your head, it just goes over and over and over for seven days that's all you think about. You don't know you're thinking about it, but you're brain's going overtime, and at the end of the week, they find you dead in your bathroom.


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MOGHARR
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PostPosted: Sep 14 2009 07:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

God, I know I've heard some fucked up shit at school but I can't remember anything good right now.


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ChewDizzle
Joined: Apr 09 2009
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PostPosted: Sep 14 2009 09:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I was at work and a guy and a girl pass by. I swear the girl told the guy "let's go someplace and have sex."
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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PostPosted: Sep 14 2009 09:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You should have ran over and high fived him! Razz



 
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anorexorcist
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PostPosted: Sep 14 2009 11:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It's not weird I guess but the funniest thing I've ever heard was a blind girl walking out of class complaining that someone was touching her walking stick thing and she said "I don't see your name on it".

I felt bad for chuckling, but I couldn't help it.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 12:45 am Reply with quote Back to top

a lot of times when I go into a store with a friend, we will start having weird conversations, or acting like we were in the middle of tlakign about somethign weird prior to coming into the store. it makes for some interesting reactions.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 07:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I was at a concert one time, and this weird guy with white and black hair screamed "I FUCK LIKE A BEAST!"

Who does that?
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 08:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hopefully he didn't scream it directly at you? Confused



 
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Dr. Jeebus
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 08:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

anorexorcist wrote:
It's not weird I guess but the funniest thing I've ever heard was a blind girl walking out of class complaining that someone was touching her walking stick thing and she said "I don't see your name on it".

I felt bad for chuckling, but I couldn't help it.

My dad used to work with a blind guy, and whenever everyone was talking about a sporting event from and they started talking about what they thought about a controversial play, the blind guy would always say "That's not how I saw it!"


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Optimist With Doubts
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 08:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
I was at a concert one time, and this weird guy with white and black hair screamed "I FUCK LIKE A BEAST!"

Who does that?

Were you at a wasp concert?


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 09:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Maybe...
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JRA
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 09:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Maybe...

When did you see em?


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 10:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Sadly, never. I wanted to see them when they toured with Mushroomhead.
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FNJ
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PostPosted: Sep 16 2009 12:09 am Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Hopefully he didn't scream it directly at you? Confused


now I'm picturing Syd minding his own business, and some dude just walks right up to him and shouts "I FUCK LIKE A BEAST!" at the top of his lungs, than walking away as if it was as casual as asking if he knew what time it was.


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Tiara Boobowski
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PostPosted: Sep 16 2009 03:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

LOL Me too.
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MOGHARR
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PostPosted: Sep 17 2009 07:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

God, Blackie Lawless is the MAN.


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: Sep 17 2009 10:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

at my first job, during training, when it got very quiet because people were studying their packets or whatever, he would turn to me and say in a normal tone of voice (but it sounded loud cause it was quiet) : "so there i was..... (and pause for dramatic effect) with my tongue up this girls ass..." and then just go back to work. i always thought that was hilarious


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jackfrost
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PostPosted: Sep 17 2009 11:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You worked with Andrew Dice Clay? I always wondered where he went.


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