While not as bad as I expected it to be, the hot dog package "meat" juice taste was quite terrible. The flavor can best be described as "ball sweat mixed with tears" and resulted in me not cooking and eating the hot dogs (Hot dogs were donated to the patch of woods nearby my house, where the local raccoons reside. Perhaps they can use them in their mating rituals?). I attempted to get the taste out of my mouth by using a butter knife to coat my tongue with deli mustard, which sort of worked. I ended up ordering pizza and getting drunk, played some Minecraft to dig myself a virtual grave and eventually passed out.
In conclusion, I would highly recommend everyone who reads this to try the hot dog meat juice.
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