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S. McCracken
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Actually, Jeebus and I have been friends for 15 yaers or so, and most of this is all in fun.
That having been said, there would have to be money involved for me to give a fuck what you think.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Robot, if it bothers you then don't read this thread, especially cause you're wrong. Well fine, maybe Spanky is overcomensating for, well...pretty much everything about him as they're all failings , but I'm just messing around cause it's fun.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
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Oh, you crazy meat heads!
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
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Tishwitch wrote: |
Oh, you crazy meat heads! |
FOOD FIGHT!
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greeneyedzeke
Joined: Aug 25 2005
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Mommy and Daddy are fighting again...
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Dr. Jeebus
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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greeneyedzeke wrote: |
Mommy and Daddy are fighting again... Crying |
=-=hides under his bed in a fetal position with his eyes tightly closed=-=
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RIP Hacker. |
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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
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remember that animated scene in kill bill?
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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S. McCracken wrote: |
Actually, Jeebus and I have been friends for 15 yaers or so, and most of this is all in fun.
That having been said, there would have to be money involved for me to give a fuck what you think. |
At no point did I ask for your opinion on the matter. I was simply pointing out the fact that I dislike bloated posturing, and was speculating as to why you and jeebus were compelled to.
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S. McCracken
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RobotGumshoe wrote: |
At no point did I ask for your opinion on the matter. I was simply pointing out the fact that I dislike bloated posturing, and was speculating as to why you and jeebus were compelled to. |
Well, I guess we do it because, well...actually, fuck you. That's why.
The topic was forum debauchery. It's not the most meaningful, thoughtful topic on the forum. There are plenty of other threads that talk about a lot of other things that are more your style, like Prancer and warning labels on Band-Aid packaging. Go amuse yourself there.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
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FNJ
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Iron Lantern is a fictional character and an Amalgam Comics superhero, whose true debut was in Iron Lantern #1, though his first (metafictional) appearance in the Amalgam universe was in Showcase of Suspense #1. He is a combination of Marvel Comics' Iron Man and DC Comics' Green Lantern.
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o 1.1 Origin
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Hal Stark was a millionaire, the founder of Stark Aircraft. He was working on a stationary flight simulator when the device suddenly took off with him in it. Stark discovered that the flight simulator was being drawn to a crashed alien spacecraft, and the flight simulator crashed yards away from it. Stark was badly injured with shards of metal stuck in his chest. Curious to the end, Stark made his way to the alien spacecraft, where he came upon the dying alien Rhomann Sur. The alien died before he could speak with Hal, and Hal realized he was dying as well. With his last efforts, Stark designed a suit of armor out of the alien technology, powered by a battery he found in the wreckage, one which reminded him of a lantern. The suit of armor not only allowed him to survive, but gave him incredible powers, allowing him to create any object he pleased out of a green energy, due to the battery he used being powered by Oa the Living Planet. He battled and defeated the aliens that had shot down Rhomann Sur's spacecraft.
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Hal Stark, under the name of the Iron Lantern, became a superhero, fighting against numerous enemies such as Madame Sapphire, Great White, and his greatest foe Mandarinestro, who is behind a series of events that creates Madame Sapphire, who in turn resurrects the Great White android. Hal Stark has also been associated with the Green Guardsman, who once took over for Iron Lantern, and later came back to steal the Iron Lantern's alien battery so he could be a hero again. Other foes that Iron Lantern has faced include Dr. Whiplash and H.E.C.T.O.R..
In Showcase of Suspense #29, Hal traveled into the year 5700. Apparently in this far-off future, there is another Iron Lantern known as Arno Manning, who Hal Stark temporarily took the identity of in his travels. In addition to the Iron Lantern's connections to Arno Manning and the Green Guardsman, Hal Stark is also somehow connected to the Golden Age superhero the Human Lantern in ways that have not yet been revealed.
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Murdar Machene
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how the fuck do you make a repeating b sound out loud without sitting there going BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH like some kind of idiot who had a stroke?
on an unrelated note, did you guys hear about marty?
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Murdar Machene
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No, not that Marty. anyway, he went back to the future.
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FNJ
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Rycona
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I love the movies and have the Trilogy DVD set, but I still can't stand the fact that he pronounces gigawatts with a soft G at the beginning. Jiggawatts? Jiggawiggawatts? Hey, that's a good rapper name. Jigga Watts. If your name is Watts and you wish to be a rapper/DJ - go with Jigga Watts. "Great Scott!" can be your hook phrase and all the koo peeps will love ya for it.
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RIP Hacker. |
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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Rycona wrote: |
I love the movies and have the Trilogy DVD set, but I still can't stand the fact that he pronounces gigawatts with a soft G at the beginning. Jiggawatts? Jiggawiggawatts? |
That bugs me a little too. What bugs me more is when Marty sings "Johnny B. Goode" and the dubbed voice sounds NOTHING LIKE HIM. Couldn't they have found someone who at least sounded a little bit like Michael J. Fox?
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FNJ
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hey there guys. this is hardly relevant to the topic onhand.
personally I always thoght the idea of michael J fox singing johnny b. goode funny to begin with.
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Chrisby
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FNJ
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what the hell were they smoking when they thought they should combine green lantern and iron man anyways?
thats almost up there with combining wolverine with batman on the "terrible ideas" scale.
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Murdar Machene
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When you have to save reality, you need ShakersMan™ and Doc™. That's right, ShakersMan™ shakes back and forth with Parkinsons™ and saves the day! Marty! You gotta eat this bar of soap! Marty! You gotta fuck me in the ass! Okay Marty! Jigga Whats!
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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Murdar, that post is horrible and in bad taste...
Why can't this thread revert back to its immature roots of wanting to take advantage of Tishwitch?
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
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Taking advantage of... ME!
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Tebor
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Tishwitch wrote: |
Taking advantage of... ME! |
Well... that is how this thread came about...
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
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it is?
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