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20 Ideas For Making the Olympics Kick Way More Ass


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ReeperTheSeeker
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PostPosted: Aug 14 2008 07:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.cracked.com/article_16563_20-ideas-making-olympics-kick-way-more-ass.html

I thought #5 should have been #1 (and made official) then i saw #1 and agree (and wished it was made official)

I think the Olympics should put more intellectually games like chess (with the addition of having to run a mile for every piece you lost)


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Ghandi
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PostPosted: Aug 14 2008 10:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

..and naked women's volleyball and gymnastics :p Everyone would be watching then.

...you know you would.


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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: Aug 15 2008 03:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ghandi wrote:
..and naked women's volleyball and gymnastics :p Everyone would be watching then.

...you know you would.


Er...you do know how old those girls are, right?

(because apparently China doesn't)
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Chunx
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PostPosted: Aug 17 2008 05:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Most women in the Olympics don't look so appealing.
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PostPosted: Aug 17 2008 05:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

unless its leryn franco... she's hot


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Laminated Sky
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PostPosted: Aug 17 2008 06:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Russian Roulette should be an Olympic sport. Though only 1 medal can be givin' away...


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Gantrithor
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PostPosted: Aug 17 2008 07:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If Ping Pong can be an olympic sport, then I demand Monopoly to be an olympic sport.

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PostPosted: Aug 17 2008 07:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Gantrithor wrote:
If Ping Pong can be an olympic sport, then I demand Monopoly to be an olympic sport.

"France has built a hotel on the Boardwalk, wow!"


Fuck that. We should make Naked Twister a sport.


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PostPosted: Aug 17 2008 07:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i remember they were talking about putting ballroom dancing as an olympic event.

did they ever do that?


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Ghandi
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PostPosted: Aug 17 2008 11:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
Ghandi wrote:
..and naked women's volleyball and gymnastics :p Everyone would be watching then.

...you know you would.


Er...you do know how old those girls are, right?

(because apparently China doesn't)



How about just gymnastics then? Razz


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PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 08:05 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ghandi wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
Ghandi wrote:
..and naked women's volleyball and gymnastics :p Everyone would be watching then.

...you know you would.


Er...you do know how old those girls are, right?

(because apparently China doesn't)



How about just gymnastics then? Razz


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DarknessDeku
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PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 05:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
Ghandi wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
Ghandi wrote:
..and naked women's volleyball and gymnastics :p Everyone would be watching then.

...you know you would.


Er...you do know how old those girls are, right?

(because apparently China doesn't)



How about just gymnastics then? Razz


Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat. Just have a seat right there...




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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 08:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Feh, nobody beat Cat Guy, King of Perverts.
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DarknessDeku
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PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 09:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Why do they always make bail such a high price? Why don't they just say no bail?


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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: Aug 18 2008 11:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

DarknessDeku wrote:
Why do they always make bail such a high price? Why don't they just say no bail?


Because of that friggin Constitution.

Bail is supposed to be a way of ensuring the accused shows up for their court date. If they don't, they're out the money. Denying bail is only used in cases where the judge thinks -no- amount of money would entice the person to come back to court, or when letting the person go would be dangerous to society...in that case, they guarantee the guy shows up for court by holding him in jail. People are usually only held without bail for the most serious crimes, and statutory rape apparently doesn't count yet. Holding people without bond without reasonable cause violates the 8th amendment.

However, what a judge -can- do is set bail so high it's unlikely the person will make it. So long as they don't go completely ass-bonkers with it ("Simple assault? I set bail at 50 million dollars."), it's legal. Hell, judges can even set bail based upon how rich the defendant is...if they think 50K isn't significant enough to the guy who has $200 million in liquid assets to work with, he can crank it up higher simply because the guy is rich.

Oh, no matter what happens when they do show up, they get their bail back. Not everyone knows that.

If I were in charge, though, bail would not be part of these guy's experience in custody. A pair of pinking shears would be.
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