I'm sure everyone knows what the phonetic alphabet is by now (but if you don't go to this site: http://www.dynamoo.com/technical/phonetic.htm)

In my line of work - Apple Technical Support Specialist - I get all sorts of strange and sometimes inaccurate uses of the alphabet... here's a few:

Q as in Cucumber
K as in Canada
U as in U (?)
Q as in qualude
B as in Benzodiazepine
J as in Jesus

and the list goes on... unfortunately!

So, I decided I would start fucking with their minds:
K as in K-nife
P as in P-neumonia
W as in W-hore

Any suggestions? comments?