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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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Here's the ones I hate. Whenever I'm watching a channel like ABC Family, or Adult Swim (Cartoon Network at night, for the uninitiated), or other channels that run both adult and children's programming, I always see commercials for toys that really shouldn't be sold, and it always seems that the commercial tries to compensate by making whoever's in the commercial practically shit their pants whenver they're talking about the toy's features. They seem like they have brain damage.
The floor's open, so whenever anyone else is ready. . .
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
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HeadOn apply directly to the forehead.
HeadOn apply directly to the forehead.
HeadOn apply directly to the forehead.
HeadOn apply directly to the forehead.
Smiling Bob
Girls Gone Wild
Billie Mays
Lawyer/Drug commercials
Oh, and that annoying song the Snickers marketing people spawned.
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Gushoshin
Title: guardian of death
Joined: Feb 27 2006
Location: Washington State
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LordSathien wrote
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| HeadOn Apply Directly to the forehead! |
Damnit. He took mine.
No one however said anything about grandma scooters tho
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Steve Gavazzi, Marc Green
Jon Sly! It's time to play... WHICH DOUCHEBAG SAID THIS????
"I'm curious -- which mountain climber was used in Cliff Hangers?"
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
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Moster.com has ruined "Do Ya" for me forever.
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"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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There's one, for satellite TV or something, where some guy gets a football package so he can watch all sorts of games and he tells the installation guy he has to be more pumped about it. Then both of them get all excited and act like fucking retards, culminating with dancing.
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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"lights,camera,action,we gonna get our fash-on"
ugh. i HATE this commercial. its an old navy commercial,done in the style of some kind of femenist rap about getting your "fash" on. ( LOL CLEEVERS! ITS LIKE FASHION ONLY ITS A VERBLAOLAOLZ)
i honestly don't remember all the words but ill try and recap them as best i can
"lights,camera,action,we gonna get our fash-on
run and tell your Cuz-on,we gonna get our fash-on.
*rap*
fashion im a pre-maddonna. get it,get it,hot hot like a sauna. (something something something) wanna leave me dollaz.
rainy day savings make me wanna holla (  )
you know it like you at,son,its time to get our fash-on."
good fucking christ.
i really really hate that commercial.
the song is just so annoying. and the lyrics...ugh.
*edit*
God Damn/bless the wonders of youtube. i can actually show you all this travesty.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BnizlRQ5HMQ
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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There's one for my local cable company (they make their own commercials, and they always suck ass) that advertises their new football package. This girls says "I've got front row seats to the big game" and a guy says "I've got Cablevision Football package, which is better". It makes me want to shoot my TV, the pretentious prick.
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Sexton Hardcastle
Title: The Supreme Element
Joined: Apr 01 2006
Location: Maine
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I really hate the Red Bull commercials.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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How about the car commercials where they SCREAM AT YOU ABOUT HOW INSANE THEIR PRICES ARE!!!
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Murdar Machene
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| There's one, for satellite TV or something, where some guy gets a football package so he can watch all sorts of games and he tells the installation guy he has to be more pumped about it. Then both of them get all excited and act like fucking retards, culminating with dancing. |
I had a pretty funny discussion about this with a friend. I was talking about what it'd be like if the installation guy actually had to deal with fucktards like this on a daily basis, and if he'd humor them or just get tired of it all.
The commercial I hate is the one where it's like Target or some shit and it's some dumb exercise music with a lady saying left right left right one two three four then she alternates in really bad spanish, because it's totally "MULTICULTURAL". Annoying.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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The Glade Light Show air freshener commercial where the boy gets the light, and his sister comes in and she's all "What's that?" and he says "It's a Glade Light Show air freshener". And then she says "No wonder mom got it for you, your room stinks" and he says "She got one for your room, too." Hahahahahaha, you made a counterpoint, hahahahahahahahah. Moron.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
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I hate those Esurance commercials with that cartoon spy bitch and those commercials for the new release of the old versions of Star Wars on DVD with the retarded ass family and I hate that commercial for getting jokes sent to your cell phone with the really badly drawn 2-D kids and an out of place 3-D dog and stock laughter looping in the background the whole time.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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On that note, I not only hate those ads, but the very IDEA of "text-sex" is mind bogglingly stupid to me. At least with phone sex you'd know you were talking to a woman (or at least someone damn talented at voice frequencies).
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Gushoshin
Title: guardian of death
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| I hate those Esurance commercials with that cartoon spy bitch |
Your thinking of Erin Esurance!
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Steve Gavazzi, Marc Green
Jon Sly! It's time to play... WHICH DOUCHEBAG SAID THIS????
"I'm curious -- which mountain climber was used in Cliff Hangers?"
Happy anniversary you fucking wankers! |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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The new "Active People" Mc. Donalds commercials.
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SamanthaMcPoopenstein
Title: Gadabout Ragamuffin
Joined: Aug 29 2005
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God, oh god, how I hate the commercials for that toenail infection medicine. Can't remember the name of the damn pills they're trying to sell, but I can't stand that disturbing little 'Digger' the dematophyte guy.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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| I hate those Esurance commercials with that cartoon spy bitch |
Your thinking of Erin Esurance! |
She has a proper name? Christ...
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Char Aznable
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How about the string of moronic "Spy-Themed" Cheetos commercials? Those really suck. Why the hell doesn't the supervillian just kill the hero in spy movies?
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Valdronius
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Bobby-Jo says:
"I never thought I'd get my career off the ground, after being convicted on 27 counts of rape, torture, and murder of innocent clowns. Luckily, the Rochester Business Institute will accept FUCKING ANYONE!!!"
*** smiles a lot while looking at his friend Suzy-Jean ***
"Now I have a great job as a Paralegal for Jim the Hammer Shapiro! I can finally afford to throw away my food stamps! "
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"Thanks RBI!"
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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"Hello, I'm a Mac." "And I'm a PC." "And this commercial is full of shit!"
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Black Zarak
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| "Hello, I'm a Mac." "And I'm a PC." "And this commercial is full of shit!" |
Oh yeah, those ones too! Yeah, Macs don't crash, they just lock up and have to be manually rebooted with a paper clip...
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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I'd rather have my computer crash and reboot than have it freeze any day.
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niku
Joined: Jun 29 2006
Location: tustin, ca
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"it's fitness made simple!
(something, something) john basedow!"
the guy has a donald trump like coif to go with his 6pack abs and by the looks of where his videos take place id guess that he bought his workout room from the set of a 80s porno
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