So my cousin and I were walking around downtown Chilliwack at about 11:30ish. We saw that the fire hydrant outside the college had one of those extended arms on it. So we unscrewed the cap and opened the valve. We remembered though that the cop shop was a block away, so we bolted through the college, along the back of a middle school, down this road, through a ped tunnel under the train tracks (by then we were probably safe), down this road, through the hospital parking lot (there was some dude inside the ER covered in blood and reading the paper), down a road, through an alley behind a shopping centre, up the side of the strip mall, across the main road, through a motel, across the street, through the main park, down 2nd Avenue, up another street, through the middle school field into my cousin's complex.

It was fun, and the cops were almost on our ass at one point.

Anyone else got fun 'runnin' from the law' stories?

But running is half the fun!

Chilliwack closes at 10pm. We woulda got busted for absolute sure if we walked.

No, the town is just shitty.

pft, everybody thinks the name is hilarious...I don't get it.


But on that note, our bowling alley is called the Chillibowl Lanes and the two bordering freeway exits are Lickman and Annis roads.

Yeah, the statute's up on most of my tales, so i gues I could divulge more...

Behind the Liquidation World in town there's these 15-foot dumpsters. They're biiig motherfuckers. But on their front side, down at the bottom, it tilts in. So basically they're just begging to get pushed over. So my buddies and I would always go over there, push 'em over, and run through this amazing set of alleyways to his backyard.

Once we had the cops right on our ass. It was fun.


The problem with not running is that if it's at night and there's not really anyone around, cops are going to pull over a group of kids and assume it's them that did it. Chances are it is, and it'll be the only people the cops see all night.

You forgot my sister, my cousin, and my other friend.


9 people GP, NINE!!!!


And aika, don't be lame. Breaking the law is pretty much the most fun thing to do ever.

Whitey keepin' ya down, eh? That sucks man. Now that I cut my hair, I'm not questioned as much, which is nice. But the cops here suck shit so much. Like when my friend Kyla was on the roof of the mall and four cruisers showed up, and they did everything but ACTUALLY GO ON THE FUCKING ROOF. They just drove around a bit then took off.

You've obviously never been to Chilliwack, or lived in a similar type of town for an extended period. I either do this or sit around drunk and high...at least this way I'm productive and getting to know the layout of my fair "city".