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Posted: Jul 11 2008 08:16 am

Cox-Zucker

Others?

Posted: Jul 11 2008 08:17 am

Fils-Aine.

Seriously, I have no clue how do you pronounce that.

Posted: Jul 11 2008 08:31 am

http://www.jibjab.com/view/172390

Posted: Jul 11 2008 11:53 am

I went to school with a guy named Ethan Claibourne-Collins. As you could imagine, he was the biggest asshole I've ever met in my life.

Posted: Jul 11 2008 12:56 pm

"Another crime against society, hyphenated names. Hey lady, pick a fuckin' name would you please? Pick a fuckin' name. 'Hi, I'm Emily Jericor-Fortisque (sp?).' 'Hi, I'm George Jerk me off-Fuck you too.' You don't acquire personal dignity by adding a name to your name. Feminists think its a radical act. Its not. Casterating a guy in a parking lot with a coke bottle is a radical act. Hyphenating your name is pretentious bullshit."

George Carlin

Posted: Jul 11 2008 10:54 pm

Jay Leno features a whole bunch of newly married couples with funny combined names from newspaper articles.

The one that stands out in my mind is "Butt-Locke"

Posted: Jul 11 2008 11:24 pm

Lou-Scunt

Posted: Jul 12 2008 06:50 am

Papps-Meir

Posted: Jul 12 2008 02:31 pm

Shi-Thead

Posted: Jul 17 2008 07:19 pm

Apparently, Black-Death existed. Except it's actually kind of awesome instead of awful, so here's another: Gowen-Getter.

Wait, wait, how about this:

...the proud parents of a new baby boy

Laminated Sky wrote:

Shi-Thead

A girl I went to high school with had the name "Shithéad". True story. It was supposed to be some obscure Irish name pronounced "shith-ea-ad", but of course, it never actually was. Her parents must have been huge jerks.