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Posted: Jul 09 2008 04:01 pm

I swear to god, when I get paid, I'm getting stoned with my peeps and ordering 5 Domino's pizzas.

I'm hungry.

Posted: Jul 09 2008 04:02 pm

Dominos has good Garlic Fingers eh

Posted: Jul 09 2008 04:48 pm

Little known fact: Fats Domino actually suffered from anorexia and his songs were not good.

My Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 09 2008 04:52 pm

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

Posted: Jul 09 2008 04:57 pm

How Come in Willy Wonka, the candyman gave away all the candy to the rich kids, but Charlie was poor so he couldn't participate? He just had to look from the outside in,

Maybe Charlie was just a dick. And he's poor, so he probably steals

Joined: Jun 04 2008 Location: Alabama Posts: 296

The elephants that were in my local zoo died.

My Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 09 2008 05:05 pm

Burt Reynolds wrote:

How Come in Willy Wonka, the candyman gave away all the candy to the rich kids, but Charlie was poor so he couldn't participate? He just had to look from the outside in,

Maybe Charlie was just a dick. And he's poor, so he probably steals

And he doesn't shower.

Posted: Jul 09 2008 05:14 pm

Uh, Charlie got the whole goddamn factory.

Posted: Jul 09 2008 05:18 pm

Yeah, if I were Charlie, once Willie signed over the papers I would put that candyman out of business for fucking with my mind while I was on my paper route. Boycott Bill's Candy Store. I would take away the oompa's benefits to cut costs too.

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

Reese cups + ice cream = awesome

And if we're going to have a derail emotion, would could use a sprite of charge man from MM5:

Posted: Jul 09 2008 06:18 pm

I don't mean to stay on topic but I like the charge man one, just got to animate it, maybe him dying, or doing his charge. Chinese Orange Chicken tastes just like regular Orange Chicken, with 0 calories.

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

Douche McCallister wrote:

I don't mean to stay on topic but I like the charge man one, just got to animate it, maybe him dying, or doing his charge. Chinese Orange Chicken tastes just like regular Orange Chicken, with 0 calories.

http://www.sprites-inc.co.uk/files/Classic/MM5/Boss/

I'm trying to find an actual sprite of chargy but am coming up short.

and it's been proven by specialist that rick rolling is the most common example of internet war fair.

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

well i managed to find one:

It doesn't scream derailed though, maybe someone could make a gif with him exploding using this:

You know, maybe the met one might be better (LOL at the last met pic)

Posted: Jul 09 2008 06:44 pm

My mail order bride arrives in one week.

Posted: Jul 09 2008 06:47 pm

I posted this over a year ago for Derailing:

Posted: Jul 09 2008 06:58 pm

It's still awesome.

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

Knyte wrote:

I posted this over a year ago for Derailing:

Okay the part with the kid in half was disturbing as fuck

and it reminded me of how much i love sausage

Posted: Jul 09 2008 07:02 pm

Knyte wrote:

I posted this over a year ago for Derailing:

That's full of win.

Posted: Jul 09 2008 07:47 pm

For anybody who wants to use it just use this code: (Add a "<" and ">" to the beginning and end of the script.)

embed src="http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/knyte6426/PlayMe_1.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" width="425" height="350"></embed

Posted: Jul 09 2008 08:48 pm

Coke and Pepsi are the same thing.

There, I said it.

Posted: Jul 09 2008 09:25 pm

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Yeah, if I were Charlie, once Willie signed over the papers I would put that candyman out of business for fucking with my mind while I was on my paper route. Boycott Bill's Candy Store. I would take away the oompa's benefits to cut costs too.

How Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory should have ended:

Posted: Jul 09 2008 09:36 pm

sidewaydriver wrote:

Coke and Pepsi are the same thing.

There, I said it.

Not even close! Sprite and 7-Up are the same though, and Sierra Mist.

Posted: Jul 09 2008 09:49 pm

Also, this is the official derailed thread image:

Posted: Jul 09 2008 09:52 pm

My brothers friend used to get freaked out by that video.

Posted: Jul 09 2008 09:58 pm

So everytime we derail a thread we raise awareness of missing kids. Sounds like we're derailing for a good cause.