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SSNintendo
Title: Likes to Blow Sh*t Up
Joined: Oct 14 2006
Location: Virginia
Posts: 599
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WWF WrestleMania for the NES was really bad, in my opinion.
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Marcus[SKoGM}
Title: Bushwacked
Joined: May 19 2008
Location: Texas
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Bad Dudes on the nes was fucking retarded and misleading.
One of the absolute worse games I've ever played was Batman Forever on the Snes. When I was a kid, I didn't think it was so bad, but i got the rom and I couldn't even make it past the first section of the first level. Not to mention the graphics looked like shit and the digital actors couldn't move. I swear I don't remember digital actors from whe I played it as a kid. I think there must have been a different version.
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
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James Pond. Any GameTek game show video game, except for any one version of wheel of fortune. I like WOF.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I must find that aqua teen game.
a fighting/golf/racing game?
HOW CAN YOU MESS UP A GAME LIKE THAT?
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ShadowViperX
Title: Underhanded ninja
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: One of the fifty states
Posts: 151
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These list make me LMFAO.
Anyone play Justice League Task Force? I downloaded it and tried it out. One fight between me(The Flash) and Superman later, I put it in my recycle bin and dumped it out into the abyss.
I might as well do that for Double Dragon V: Fall of the Shadow. That game is fucking impossible and it looks like shit too.
B.O.B. I can't believe I enjoyed that game when I was younger. I saw it on a site while I was getting roms a while ago, and thought why not. I fucking HATE that game now! I mean, the gun you start with has LIMITED AMMO?! Time limits just made it worse.
Honestly, I'm gonna get Shaq Fu just to see how horrible it is. No matter how many times people say it, I'll just never know until I try.
I've heard that Michael Jordan in the Windy City is also bad. Anyone know about that?
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I want you all to repeat after me:
I AM
SOFA KING
WE TODD ED
Now, your turn.*SNICKER*
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SSNintendo
Title: Likes to Blow Sh*t Up
Joined: Oct 14 2006
Location: Virginia
Posts: 599
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Super Play Action Football for the SNES was bad too. Easy to play offense and defense in high school mode, but if you dare try the NFL on that game, you're as good as screwed. It's tough to do anything.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I actually own a physical copy of Shaq Fu. Both SNES and Genesis versions play the same, but the Genesis version has superior sound. (Don't ask me how the hell that happens.)
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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the genesis version also has 2 extra characters.
not that that makes any difference.
anyway, I liked b.o.b. when you ran out of ammo, you could punch people.
justice league and double dragon were awful games. the only redeeming thing about both of those games combined was flash's throw where he'd run off the screen and run back the other way, knocking you over.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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| Shut up, Dorn wrote: |
| James Pond. Any GameTek game show video game, except for any one version of wheel of fortune. I like WOF. |
I have Wheel of Fortune for Sega Genesis. Dude, my sister and I used to play that game a lot when we were younger. It was always fun. 
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| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
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| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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The Rockos Modern Life SNES game. and ANY of the Ren & Stimpy games.
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
Posts: 989
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| is that a page from the marvel civil war? |
Penance got his own five comics series, and he's a regular in Thunderbolts these days.
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There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about? |
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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i actually thought ren & stimpy on the genesis was pretty fun
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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| Sock wrote: |
| JEW wrote: |
| is that a page from the marvel civil war? |
Penance got his own five comics series, and he's a regular in Thunderbolts these days. |
I know this, but that page is from civil war.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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Street Combat for the SNES, I believe its name was. Its an edited version of a Ranma 1/2 game, where they removed the characters and replaced them with these terrible generic people. The main character (despite being a fighting game you can only play as him) looks like Gizmo from the Burger King Kids Club at about age 35, the combat is terrible and takes forever, and every combat ends with him saying something really stupid. When you defeat the clown opponent, he says "go back to the circus". The first enemy, a black guy, is treated to "You cant hang with me, bro."
Its worse that shaq fu by far.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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Resident Evil Survivor, man did I feel stupid for paying 50 bucks for that the day it came out.
Anyone remember a shitty fighting game called Ballz?
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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i didnt think ballz wasnt too bad. i only played it on the sega channel but it was decent if anything
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Richo Rosai
Joined: Nov 13 2005
Location: Osaka
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Daikatana comes to mind.
I'm such a huge fan of Knee Deep in the Dead that I spent a lot of time with Daikatana trying to force myself to go against popular opinion and like it, but I just couldn't. The game itself is almost barely playable, the colors in the first level are like a full-screen camouflage, and the story/theme/sensibilities are self-indulgent and retarded.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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I think this is a list of old games, but im a very new person (only been gaming since N64 era) and I wanna say the new Samurai Warriors on the wii is the suck. I know that the series is already very repatative and many more experienced gamers find it... not fun, but i like lots of violence. And though Samurai Warriors Katana delivers this, it doesn't deliver gameplay. its essentially a RAIL shooter but with melee weapons, and 0% fun. This ends my first post, and I'll try to keep it up!
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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| sidewaydriver wrote: |
Resident Evil Survivor, man did I feel stupid for paying 50 bucks for that the day it came out.
Anyone remember a shitty fighting game called Ballz? |
I never played it, but i saw a review and it looked bad. but who am I to judge?
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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i liked everythign about survivor except the gameplay. if it was a standard RE game, it would be one of my favorites. it should have been an unlockable side quest in RE2 or 3 or something, like mercenaries or 4th survivor.
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Hauntzor
Title: GET OUT BART I'M PISS
Joined: May 28 2008
Location: Midwest
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Action 52 for the NES would be a good nominee as well, I think. 52 games and none of them worth playing.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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| Hauntzor wrote: |
| Action 52 for the NES would be a good nominee as well, I think. 52 games and none of them worth playing. |
Try playing through every NES game to completion, just seeing Action 52 in the stack of games makes me shudder. It was a valiant attempt on my part.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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| JEW wrote: |
| i liked everythign about survivor except the gameplay. if it was a standard RE game, it would be one of my favorites. it should have been an unlockable side quest in RE2 or 3 or something, like mercenaries or 4th survivor. |
That would have been a cool idea. I really liked how the main character looked, he could have been a mainstay in the series had the game not sucked...
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SSNintendo
Title: Likes to Blow Sh*t Up
Joined: Oct 14 2006
Location: Virginia
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Pit Fighter for the SNES was also a huge stinker.
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