TacoFace wrote:

I didn't thnk Doom was too unfaithful - fighting monsters on Mars, isn't that the story of Doom? I mean, sure, they made them genetically-engineered instead of opening a portal to Hell, but still - fighting monsters on Mars. I did find that first-person shooter segment literally nauseating, though. And my biggest complaint was they didn't bring enough of the totally ridiculous-looking demons into the movie (cacodemon, I'm looking at you).

The Doom movie was really, really bad. So bad, in fact, that I wrote a Metroid movie script in honor of it's accuracy to the game. This is more of a summary of the script, but you get the idea. Here goes:

Samus, the smartest man in his space squad, finally stepped onto the planet SRR3R38 to kill the last of the Metroids. What the metroids were was a mystery, all that the science team knew was that they used to be humans that somehow got mutated into metroids through a chromosome. Samus grabbed his shotgun and told his squad, "Cover me, guys, because I'm the toughest space pirate ever." A metroid then suddly popped out and ran at Samus. Samus dodged the Metroid's charge and ducked under its claw attack. Samus shot the Metroid with his shotgun, barely surviving the attack of flying snakes that the Metroid shot at him. Suddenly, a shadow was cast from behind Samus. Samus, without turning around, said, "Ridley, I knew you'd show up." Samus turned around saw his enemy Ridley, the neighborhood bully ever since Samus was a kid. Ridley responded cooly with, "Samus, you're the dumbest guy ever. I knew you'd never be a good space pirate. I'm the best bounty hunter ever, something you could never be." Samus whispered, "I could have been a bounty hunter if I wanted to be the scum of the galaxy like you." Ridley walked off for no reason, leaving Samus confused. Samus and his squad made their way deeper into the space planet base, using their screw attacks and whatnot to go there. Also, grappling beams. Finally they arrived in the computer lab and saw a woman. She was a beautiful woman who was working on a keyboard in the midst of a dimly lit lab. "Mother Brain.", said Samus. "Surprised to see me? You knew I'd be here at the end, waiting for you. I've always loved you.", said Mother Brain. Samus said, "I don't understand why you left me and became a computer hacker, changing your name to Mother Brain. Let's just leave this place, it's hell. It always has been. I remember when bad things happened here when I was young. But hey, let's not go into that. I love you." Suddenly, the base's countdown explosion started. Ridley came back and attacked Samus and Mother Brain, but he lost. The End.

Oh, one more thing...

Is anyone down for a SydLexia.com Forums MKII tournament?