Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Syd showed me this earlier actually. You have to be totally retarded to actually post it yourself.

This where I got it from. I had assumed that you'd be too lazy to check the forums today and that if you did, you'd be too lazy to click on any links you saw.

What I find most upsetting about this whole situation is that Kerri Hoskins has posted on that Higher Voltage site. What the hell? I like her way more than those guys. Christ, I even did a Revolution X review.

As far as I can tell, the site is just a message board... they don't have any actual content. And then they created a goddam wiki site to keep track of all their inside jokes. If I ever do something like that, please kill me. That sort of uber-geekery scares me. But hey, I feel like freakin' Mad Max by comparison.

Tebor wrote:

It's the same sadness I feel when I see someone who likes to hang out with a clique that makes fun of him constantly and treats him like shit.

Like Brendan Fraser in Bedazzled?

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

It may be sorta fun to have our own wikipedia. Then again, I want my failure to finish a second article to be as famous as Homer Simpson never going to work...that or I'll finish some after finals since I have a couple that are partially done.

See, if the site had a wiki, you probably wouldn't like the entry on you. It would go something this:

Dr. Osian "Jeebus" Christ

Known to SydLexia.com visitors simply as Dr. Jeebus, he is Syd Lexia's brother. Shortly before the site's 1 year anniversary, Jeebus was given a position as site staff in order to help curb Syd's deteriorating ability to provide weekly articles due to time constraints. This plan failed, however, as Jeebus has contributed only one article in 9 months. Several users have offered to write for the site in the past, but were politely declined because Syd cannot offer monetary compensation, which would allow for a binding contract ensuring exclusitivity of content. Jeebus' rabid sloth is, inevitably, a dagger through the hearts of these aspiring writers.

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

#edit: It's actually Dr. Jeebus Osian Christ. None of it is a nickname, just first middle and last.

I like it better the way I wrote it.

Deezee wrote:

Couldn't you get around that by, say, paying people a cent for their contribution or some such?

In order for a contract to hold up in court, fair consideration must given to both sides. Thus, if a judge decides a contract is unfair, he can void it. That's why more people don't try and trick people with a poor grasp of the English language into contracts that screw them over.