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Posted: Sep 17 2007 09:45 pm

I hate girls who constantly insist that they're fat even though they're some of the primest poon tang available on the market today. And there's a lot of them at my school.

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Blu-ray and HD-DVD.

Amateur/low-budget movies where 18 year-olds are playing 40-somethings. Mad

Posted: Sep 18 2007 03:51 pm

Char Aznable wrote:

I hate girls who constantly insist that they're fat even though they're some of the primest poon tang available on the market today. And there's a lot of them at my school.

Just be like, "You're right, you're fat. Now let's go burn some calories."

Then use your dark powers to make a bed rise up from the floor.

I guarantee that line will work, even if you can't summon a bed from Hell.

Posted: Sep 18 2007 06:41 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

Char Aznable wrote:

I hate girls who constantly insist that they're fat even though they're some of the primest poon tang available on the market today. And there's a lot of them at my school.

Just be like, "You're right, you're fat. Now let's go burn some calories."

Then use your dark powers to make a bed rise up from the floor.

I guarantee that line will work, even if you can't summon a bed from Hell.

I need to use that line next time at lunch. I sit with a bunch of girls who think they're fat because my best friend is in a different lunch. At least I get to eat all their food though.

Posted: Sep 20 2007 01:25 am

People (it's almost always the hispanics who can't be bothered to learn basic English) who hand me a $50 and all they're getting is a pack of gum.

I've considered putting a sign up in Spanish that reads "If you can't bother to learn my language enough to have a basic conversation, why should I bother serving you?"

Joined: Sep 11 2007 Posts: 36

When people are in a passing lane and the go 10 mph below the speed limit.

Posted: Sep 20 2007 03:23 pm

Knyte wrote:

- Women who get ridiculus breast jobs. Like the skinny chicks who were probably a B cup, and then get DDs, so it looks like they are smuggling basketballs under thier skin. Breasts are perfect and should move when you do. And, nipples should not always be pointing at the sky. In fact, unless you have an accident or had to have one or both breast removed due to cancer, you shouldn't be allowed to get implants in the first place.

Yeah really, wtf is wrong with people? Confused

Posted: Sep 20 2007 04:09 pm

Blackout Boy wrote:

Knyte wrote:

- Women who get ridiculus breast jobs. Like the skinny chicks who were probably a B cup, and then get DDs, so it looks like they are smuggling basketballs under thier skin. Breasts are perfect and should move when you do. And, nipples should not always be pointing at the sky. In fact, unless you have an accident or had to have one or both breast removed due to cancer, you shouldn't be allowed to get implants in the first place.

Yeah really, wtf is wrong with people? Confused

You mean someone like her?

Posted: Sep 20 2007 04:49 pm

EYARGH!!! A woman's tits shouldn't be longer than her arms.

Posted: Sep 20 2007 05:18 pm

If I wanted to stare at two basketballs, I'd go to the gym. At least then when I got bored I could play some hoops.

Posted: Sep 20 2007 08:41 pm

lordsathien wrote:

Blackout Boy wrote:

Knyte wrote:

- Women who get ridiculus breast jobs. Like the skinny chicks who were probably a B cup, and then get DDs, so it looks like they are smuggling basketballs under thier skin. Breasts are perfect and should move when you do. And, nipples should not always be pointing at the sky. In fact, unless you have an accident or had to have one or both breast removed due to cancer, you shouldn't be allowed to get implants in the first place.

Yeah really, wtf is wrong with people? Confused

You mean someone like her?

Ugh yes, I know a few women that are under the insane impression that giant basketball shaped racks is what men want to see on women, I've tried to explain that is false and that nature beats surgery 100% of the time, but non of them belive me. Confused

I want to know who exactly is behind this conspiracy to get women to modify their natural beautiful bodies by adding strange misshapen plastic monstrosites to their torso, Who is it? I'll kick em in the nuts! Mad

Posted: Sep 20 2007 08:42 pm

How can you kick every /btard on every 'chan board in the nuts?

Posted: Sep 20 2007 08:43 pm

one at time on my days off. Smile

Posted: Sep 21 2007 09:23 pm

Okay I thoguht of somthing else that pisses me off.

Little white kids between the age of 17 to 20ish who clearly come from a nice home with a big yard and have had both parents around who insist on running around the ghetto part of town doing their utmost to appear gangster and causing trouble for everyone and themselves included. I had an aquaintence just like that and I recently had to ban him from my house and almost chase his rediculous ass out of the neighborhood for trying to rob a guest of mine. Why cant these little douchbags go back to mommy and daddy and freaking get a god damn job and calm the hell down? Mad

Hell I have a chain and some baggy pants, I listen to rap, I even wear my hat at a retarded angle when the mood strikes me, that doesn't mean I need to be a dick and piss everyone off, wtf is wrong with people, why must some people base their choices in life off of what music they are listening too? Confused

Posted: Sep 21 2007 10:30 pm

Blackout Boy wrote:

why must some people base their choices in life off of what music they are listening too? Confused

Not enough imagination/originality to do their own thing, so they ape current trends to blend in. Usually those kind of people are terrified by the notion of being singled out and ridiculed, but then they somehow think it's okay to be a tool if everyone they hang around with is also a tool.

Posted: Sep 21 2007 11:08 pm

-bjork- wrote:

Blackout Boy wrote:

why must some people base their choices in life off of what music they are listening too? Confused

Not enough imagination/originality to do their own thing, so they ape current trends to blend in. Usually those kind of people are terrified by the notion of being singled out and ridiculed, but then they somehow think it's okay to be a tool if everyone they hang around with is also a tool.

If only all of these types listened to the song "Suicide Solution".

Posted: Sep 22 2007 03:05 pm

Yeah, I hate those posers w/out originality. I went to SubWay and I saw three high school kids wearing pretty much the same cookie cutter outfit w/the stupid high top basketball shoes and the big baggy shorts and the same stupid white shirt and the bandanna/hat worn in a 'thug' fashion. God I wanted to puke.

Posted: Sep 22 2007 03:15 pm

Knyte wrote:

If only all of these types listened to the song "Suicide Solution".

I think you missed the point of the song...

Posted: Sep 22 2007 03:26 pm

I want a big flavor flav clock so I can run around going YEEEAAAAH BOY!

Posted: Sep 22 2007 03:33 pm

Fun Fact: Suicide Solution is what I have set as Evil Ryu's theme on MUGEN.

There's this emo kid at my school who is a major loser. I was listening to my mp3 player one day, and the kid asks me what I'm listening to. I tell him "Oh, just some metal (it was Mouth for War by Pantera, for those interested)", and he says "You're lying!". So I calmly ask the douchefuck what the hell made him think that I was lying, and he says "You're not listening to metal because you aren't dressed like someone who listens to metal. You don't have all black clothes and wristbands like mine, see?". So, I tell him that I don't have to dress like an assole to like metal. I then asked him what metal bands he liked, just to see if he would say what I thought he would. He did, listing bands like Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, and other emo shit that I don't care about. Homo

Posted: Sep 22 2007 05:38 pm

I really hate people that listen to their music with headphones and turn it up all the way just for the hell of it. I mean, I like my music loud, but I don't want to completely destroy my hearing. Like this one kid at my school that was listeing to Evanescence on his mp3 player the other day so loud that I could hear her whiny voice through his headphones. So now whenever my friend and I see him we start singing like her.

Posted: Sep 22 2007 06:43 pm

Knyte wrote:

-bjork- wrote:

Blackout Boy wrote:

why must some people base their choices in life off of what music they are listening too? Confused

Not enough imagination/originality to do their own thing, so they ape current trends to blend in. Usually those kind of people are terrified by the notion of being singled out and ridiculed, but then they somehow think it's okay to be a tool if everyone they hang around with is also a tool.

If only all of these types listened to the song "Suicide Solution".

Or "Kill Yourself" by S.O.D. No metaphor, no imagery, just "kill yourself". Short, sweet, and to the point.
And it's "solution" as in "liquid", as in "alcohol", as in "drinking yourself to death".

NOTE: In no way do I advocate suicide.

Posted: Sep 22 2007 09:28 pm

MOGHARR wrote:

I really hate people that listen to their music with headphones and turn it up all the way just for the hell of it. I mean, I like my music loud, but I don't want to completely destroy my hearing. Like this one kid at my school that was listeing to Evanescence on his mp3 player the other day so loud that I could hear her whiny voice through his headphones. So now whenever my friend and I see him we start singing like her.

And if they just listened to instrumentals? o.O

Posted: Sep 22 2007 09:35 pm

You could beatbox it.

Posted: Sep 22 2007 09:37 pm

Char Aznable wrote:

You could beatbox it.

Wow, I wish boomboxes would come back into style. Cool