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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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I FOUND THES WHIEL ON DA AOL ARTICLA AT 3NCYCLOP3DIA DRMATICA!1111 OMG I THINK ITS PRETY FUNY!!1!!1!1! WTF HER3S DA LINK
(I found this while on the AOL article at Encyclopedia Dramatica. I think it's pretty funny. Here's the link):
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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"RegalSin" wrote:
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| H3LO!!1111 OMG WTF MAH NME SI R3GALSIN!1!1111!! OMG IMM A 45 YAAR OLD PADOPHIEL WHO LIEVS IN HIS MOMS BAESM3NT!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL I MASTURBAET 2 HENTAE OF LITLE GIRLS AND I THINK TAHT BAS FROM MAGA MAN SI ZERO!1!!! WTF IMM 2TALY COR3CT IN THES FACT AND DA ONLEY REASON U THINK OTHARWIES SI B/C OF CAPCOMS NAZI KK MARICAN HAADQUARTERS!111!! WTF IF U DISAGRE WIT M3 U R A DUMB GAY WHO SHUD DEI!1!!1 WTF LOL I HOPE 2 HAEV MANY GOD TIEMS POSTNG ON THES FORUM!111!1!11 WTF |
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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Whoever gets what this is "translated" from will win absolutely nothing. But you'll be damn cool:
FUL OF VEXATION COMA I WIT COMPLANET
AGANEST MAH CHILD MAH DAUGHT3R H3RMIA
STAND!!111 OMG FORTH DEM3TRIUS!!111!1 LOL MAH NOBLA LORD
THIS MAN HATH MAH CONSENT 2 MARY HER
STAND!!1111 WTF FORTH LYSANDER AND MAH GRACIOS DUKE
THIS MAN HATH BWITCHD TEH BOSOM OF MAH CHILD
THOU THOU LYSANDER THOU HAST GIEVN H3R RHYM3S
AND INTARCHANGED LOV3-2KENS WIT MAH CHILD
THOU HAST BY MONLIGHT AT HER WINDOW SUNG
WITH FEIGNNG VOIEC VARS3S OF FEIGNNG LOV3
AND S2LEN TEH IMPRESION OF HER FANTASY
WITH BRAECLATS OF THY HARE RNGS GAWDS CONCAITS
KNAX TRIFLES NOSAGAYS SWETM3ATS M3S3NGARS
OF STRONG PREVALEMENT IN UNHARDEND U CUNNG HAST THOU FILCHD MAH DAUGHTERS H3ART
TURND HER OBDEINCE WHICH SI DUE 2 M3
2 STUBORN HARSHNES AND MAH GRACIOS DUKE
B IT SO SHA WIL NOT H3RE BFORE UR GRAEC
CONS3NT 2 MARY WIT D3METRIUS
I BG DA ANCEINT PRIVIELG3 OF ATH3NS
AS SHA SI MIEN I MAY DISPOS3 OF HER
WHICH SHAL B 3ITH3R 2 THES GENTLEMAN
OR 2 H3R DEATH ACORDNG 2 OUR LAW
IM3DIAETLEY PROVIEDD IN TAHT CAES!!111!!1 OMG WTF
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| Chondra "Mrs. Claudio" Sanchez on Enshin a.k.a. Jake Strangiato wrote: |
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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ITS ALWAYS TEH DMN NOT G3TNG IF I WANTED A JAPAENSE PUSY I CUD HAEV ONE!11!!!11! WTF LOL SHE CUD B EVEN UNDERAEG IF YES TAHT WUD B K 2!111!1 LOL
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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RegalSin never wrote in L33T. His posts looked like they were originally written in a foreign language and then badly translated.
Such as:
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Well so far my Bathroom sucks. It sucks so much I would rather live in a messed up place that has a big area Bathroom and not everything so close together.
Of course the Number one thing that bugs me about my Bathroom is the Toilet area. When I sit it's like one leg is open while the other is shut. Imagine taking the most biggest dumb of your life and having to use a bathroom when your legs can't decide it they are open or shut. Whats worst my left leg is being affected by this. it's starting to feel tight when I strech it and almost looks as if it is smaller then the other leg.
Then the Tub which is not so bad, In my other Bathroom I could sit down and let the water run like a steam room or Bath house Shanau. Then again this tub is so low it only reach half my back and now I can't even strech out like I did before.
Lastly all three pipes from the Kitchen area connects and drains where the Bathroom is. So if the pipe is cloged then when I wash my hands, or brush my teeth it might end up coming back up threw the Bathtubs drain....ewhhhh.
Again anything else bad.. Yes there is more. If four people enter the Bathroom without climbing on top of anything else. Thats all it cfan fit. It is small and when your in the Bathroom you can't hear anything from outside. So if a Snoop comes in I am unable to hear them.
Okay my Bathroom is the worst place right now and is the only real reason for me to move anywhere else.
So whats the worst place in your house? |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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This was the closest thing I could find to a retardspeak translator.
EDIT: Whoops, apparently if you translate something from English to Russian to English, it works great!
I think Bass is zero, as Dr. Wily created so because why would they go on to have two robots, which he can only update one?
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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| Knyte wrote: |
| RegalSin never wrote in L33T. His posts looked like they were originally written in a foreign language and then badly translated. |
You just had to ruin the fun.
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PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
Joined: Jul 25 2006
Location: VA
Posts: 565
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Like this.
"I wear my boxers with the hole in the back to accept the incoming sausages"
would be
"use to my boxers with the hole in again to acceptance incoming sausages"
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Panama by Van Halen:
Jump back, what's that sound? Here she comes, full blast and top down. Hot shoe, burning down the avenue, model citizen, zero discipline! Don't you know she's coming home with me? You'll lose her in the turn. I'll get her! Panama!
If RegalSin wrote "Panama"
In L337:
JUMP BAK WUT TAHT SOUND?!!????? OMG WTF LOL HARA SH3 COMES FUL BLAST AND 2P DOWN!!!11!! LOL HOT SHOA BURNNG DOWN DA AEVNUE MODAL CITIEZN ZERO DISCIPLIEN!!!!!111 LOL DONT U KNOW SH3S COMNG HOM3 WIT M3?!??! OMG LOL U LOSE HAR IN DA TURN IL GET H3R!1!1!11!! OMG LOL PANMA!!!!11 LOL
In the English-Russian-English:
Hop back, it will be that sound? Here it comes, complete explosion and upper part downward. Hot boots, grief downward the avenue, model of citizen, zero discipline! You do not know it you do come home with me? You will lose it in the turning. I will obtain it! Panama!
I like the second one better lmao
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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G3T TH3M ZUKE BOYZ
LAZY ZUKAUNCLE MASY2!
HI!1!1!1!!!!1!1!1 OMG WARE TEH BLUR HOGS
IMM A VOCALIST TAEP HEAD TI2
AND IMM A BLOD SUKNG MOSQUI2
THAN ON GUITAR WAV3 GOT
ME MARCO SHARKO
WHOS USUALY NOT-A-HOM3 NOW
BUT OFCOURS3 WEVE GOT TEH RMPAGNG R3D-HEAD
BOGAR BAS DAEV
SHRADNG DA FOUR STRNGS W3 CRAEV
AND LAST BUT NOT LAAST
POUNDNG SKINZ LIEK A MANIACAL BAST
IS BURGAR KNG 3RIC
AND 2G3THAR AL FOUR OF R QUIET HYSTERIC
IF U CANT HANDL3 TEH U SUR3 LUV DA FUNEIST
AND TEH UGLIENS OF OUR B/C W3 ALWAYS GO NU PLAECS
WH3RA NO BAND HAS GON3 BFOR3
PLAY NU PLAECS WHERA NO BAND HAS 2UR3D BFORA
ALSO OP3N NU DORSSTRAT NU TR3NDS
FOR P3OPLE 2 B IN
AND MAEK UP NU IEDAS FOR P3OPL3 2 B/C WA R PREPAERD 2 REACH NU HEIGHTS
AND EXOTIC D3LIGHTS
WERE READY FOR FMA AND FORTUNA
TH3 POWAR AND TEH GLORY
ME HAW!
BLUR!1!11!!!1!1!! WTF LOL HOGSBLUR HOGS
TAHTS RIGHT WER3 DA BLUR HOGS
AND W3R3 HERE 2 STAY
W3!11!1 OMG R TEH BLUR HOGS
GOD NIGHT!!!!!!!11111!!111!!!11!111!1111!1!!1!1 LOL
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Chunx
Joined: May 23 2007
Location: CA
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Wizzle so far mah Bathroom sucks . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. It sucks so mizzy I would ratha live in a messed up place thizzay has a big area Bathroom n not everyth'n so close togetha n' shit.
Of course tha Numba one thing that bugs me `bout mah Bathroom is tha Toilet area. Whizzen I sit it's like one leg is open while tha otha is S-H-to-tha-izzut fo' sheezy. Imagine clockin' tha mizzle biggest dizzle of yo life n hav'n ta use a bathroom wizzy yo legs C-to-tha-izzan't decide it they is open or S-H-to-tha-izzut. Whats wizzorst mah left leg is being affected by this , betta check yo self. it's start'n ta feel T-to-tha-izzight whiznen I strech it n almost looks as if it is smalla then tha otha leg.
Thizzen tha Tub whizzich is not so bizzay In mah otha Bathroom I could sit down n let tha drug deala run like a steam room or Bath hizouse Shanau. Then again this tub is so low it only reach hizzle mah bizzack n now I ciznan't even strech out like I did before.
Lastly all three pipes from tha Kitchen area connects n drains where tha Bathroom is in tha hood. So if tha pizzle is cloged thizzen wizzy I wash mah hands, or brush mah teeth it mizzay end up com'n back up threw tha Bathtubs drain....ewhhhh.
Again mackin' else bad.. Yes there is mizzle . I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon.. If four thugz enta tha Bathroom witout ballin' on top of rhymin' else , niggaz, better recognize. Thats all it cfan fit. It is smiznall n when yo in tha Bathroom you can't hear anyth'n from outside. So if a Snoop comes in I am unable ta hear tizzy.
Okay mah Bathroom is tha wizzorst place right now n is tha only real reason fo` me ta move anywhere else.
So whats tha W-to-tha-izzorst place in yo house?
Gizoogled.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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The toilet is in the bathroom hence the bathroom could be called the toilet area, why the fuck is there atoilet area in his bathroom.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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That's the thing that bothers you about his post?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Incorrect grammer angers me, I think its because of my job.
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S. McCracken
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Incorrect grammer angers me, I think its because of my job.  |
You're fucking kidding, right?
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SamanthaMcPoopenstein
Title: Gadabout Ragamuffin
Joined: Aug 29 2005
Location: tx
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US!!1!1111 OMG CITIEZNS TRAEVLNG 2 CANADA M3XICO BRMUDA OR COUNTREIS IN TEH CARIB3AN R3GION WHO HAEV APLEID FOR BUT NOT Y3T RECAIEVD PASPORTS CAN R3-ANTER DA UNIETD STAETS BY ARE BY PRESANTATION OF A GOVERNMANT ISU3D PHO2 IEDNTIFICATION AND DAPARTM3NT OF STAET OFICIAL PROF OF APLICATION FOR A PASPORT THROUGH SEPTEMBR 30 207!1111 WTF TEH FAD3RAL GOVERNMENT SI MAKNG THES ACOMODATION FOR ARE TRAEVL DU3 2 LONGER THAN AXPECTED PROC3SNG TIEMS FOR PASPORT APLICATIONS IN DA FAEC OF RACORD-BREAKNG DEMAND!1111!!11 WTF LOL US!1!!1!! OMG LOL CITIEZNS WHO D3PART3D DA US!!!!1!! WTF LOL UND3R THES TRAEVL ACOMODATION PRIOR 2 OC2BR 1 207 WIT DEPARTM3NT OF STAET OFICIAL PROF OF APLICATION AND GOV3RNM3NT-ISUED IEDNTIFICATION WIL B RAADMITED WIT THES3 SMA DOCUMANTS IF RATURNNG 2 TEH UNIETD STAETS AFTER SAPTEMBR 30
!1!!!1! LOL
Just in case you needed to know...
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DarkMaze
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Holy crap, Sam, we thought you were dead!
Welcome back!
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Tebor
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Welcome back indeed and now you've just made my head xplode!
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Nobody move! You'll scare her off!
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