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Posted: Aug 09 2007 04:40 pm

The only story I need in porn is "Hey, you want to fuck?" "Sure".

Posted: Aug 09 2007 05:09 pm

Rule #59: There is no rule 59.

Joined: Jul 27 2007 Posts: 18

how can you forget these two

rule #15(I think it's 15): no mutilation
rule #16: no ugly women(and by this I mean women who look like they got beat with an ugly stick on a regular basis)

Posted: Aug 09 2007 09:17 pm

Rule #17: This goes for the men & women... wax! There's nothing nastier than a southern fro!

Posted: Aug 09 2007 09:26 pm

Tishwitch wrote:

Rule #17: This goes for the men & women... wax! There's nothing nastier than a southern fro!

But a lil' landing strip is A-OK.

Posted: Aug 09 2007 10:05 pm

Agreed.

Posted: Aug 10 2007 01:50 am

I'm not sure how other people feel about this, but I say no excessive dirty talk. I either end up laughing or just feeling uncomfortable. In either situation, Nanook returns to the igloo. Sad

Posted: Aug 10 2007 09:30 am

Rycona wrote:

I'm not sure how other people feel about this, but I say no excessive dirty talk. I either end up laughing or just feeling uncomfortable. In either situation, Nanook returns to the igloo. Sad

Agreed. If the chick spends too much time talking and not enough time looking like she is actually enjoying herself, it totally turns me off. I don;t watch sex to get a monologue of vulgarity. I have HBO for that.

Posted: Aug 10 2007 10:39 pm

Rule Q - NO BOTTLEGUY OR GOATSEING

Posted: Aug 11 2007 11:15 am

Well, I always thought a facial was necessary. That money shot a) re-enforces the fact that they are whores by demenaning them and b) its just hilarious when they smile w/a face full of jizz lol.