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worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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There were 8 songs on that list I happen to enjoy.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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Screw this list, “The Sounds of Silence” is awesome.
And “The Final Countdown” is like my theme song.
And half this list was "Awesomely Bad Songs"... why are they now the worst?
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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"Over anemic jazz noodling, Jim Morrison intones lyrics that would make the kid wearing the pentagram T-shirt in the back row of homeroom blush with shame."
Uhhh...I don't think the pentagram t-shirt wearing crowd are Doors fans (for the most part) Also that song is awesome. I could think of a dozen or so songs that deserve to be on that list more than The End. Also, I think "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight" is hilarious.
That list should have that damn Venga Bus song (the Six Flags song) and about three quarters the rap songs that are currently popular.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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When I look at this list, I'm reminded of the scene in High Fidelity where Barry (Jack Black) asks Rob (John Cusack) to name his top five favorite songs and he picks "Smells Like Teen Spirit" as one of them:
Barry: Oh, that's not obvious enough, Rob. How about the Beatles? Or fucking... fucking Beethoven? Side One, Track One of the Fifth Symphony... How can someone with no interest in music own a record store?
And that's the problem with this list. Most of the choices, such as "Achy Breaky Heart", "Broken Wings", and "My Heart Will Go On" are painfully obvious, while others such as "The End", "What's Up", and "The Sound of Silence" are there because the list's authors are ignorant and classless. And it goes without saying that the ignorant, classless choices on the list were the authors' primary motivation behind starting such a hackneyed project as an "X Worst Songs" list. See, what you do is you take a bunch of songs that have been repeatedly cited as bad by sources such as VH1, Rolling Stone, E!, and various comedians and then you sneak a bunch of songs that you personally don't like on to it. Then the sort of empty-spirited trendy pricks who would actually buy a magazine like Blender will read the list, they'll see a bunch of songs that they know are bad and they'll assume the other ones MUST be bad by association. And since these readers' capacity for musical enjoyment is limited to mainstream contemporary pop trash like Evanescence, Linkin Park, Gym Class Heroes, and Akon, they'll never actually bother to listen to any of the other songs. However, that won't stop these people from citing "The Sound of Silence" as a bad song the next they have a conversation about bad songs. And then it spreads and spreads and suddenly you have a whole generation of degenerates who hate "The Sound of Silence" despite having never heard of it. Hell, they couldn't even tell you who performed it, and when you tell them it was Simon & Garfunkel, you can be damn sure that they'll have no fucking clue that Simon & Garfunkel were one of the most important artists of the 1960s.
We live in age where the two predominant listening philosophies are Top 40 Myopia and Complete Snobbery, neither of which is particularly healthy. The Myopists have no interest in anything that was written before 1997, while the Snobs are complete pricks. Whereas Myopists have never heard of The Smiths, the Snobs could give a shit less that you like The Smiths unless you also like 20 similar bands that only get played on college radio. Oh, and you better like freeform jazz flute as well.
God, I hate people. And I hate that list.
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Duncan
Title: Misanthrope
Joined: May 18 2007
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This list lost all credibily for me when they ridiculed "I'll do anything for love" for not mentioning what the "what" is.
ITS RIGHT THERE IN THE FUCKING LYRICS.
And I would do anything for love, I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love, I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, I won't do that
Anything for love, oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, oh I won't do that
etc etc etc....
Yet they knock the song as stupid for never explaining, when it does all the time. What irony.
And I'll do anything for love is a great fucking song.
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
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Duncan wrote: |
This list lost all credibily for me when they ridiculed "I'll do anything for love" for not mentioning what the "what" is.
ITS RIGHT THERE IN THE FUCKING LYRICS.
And I would do anything for love, I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love, I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, I won't do that
Anything for love, oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, oh I won't do that
etc etc etc....
Yet they knock the song as stupid for never explaining, when it does all the time. What irony.
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Damn right. Meatloaf is the man, and Blender are idiots for not even reading the damn lyrics.
As for the list, I'm curious as to what these Blender people listen too. Chances are, their music would be on my "Worst list".
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
When I look at this list, I'm reminded of the scene in High Fidelity where Barry (Jack Black) asks Rob (John Cusack) to name his top five favorite songs and he picks "Smells Like Teen Spirit" as one of them:
Barry: Oh, that's not obvious enough, Rob. How about the Beatles? Or fucking... fucking Beethoven? Side One, Track One of the Fifth Symphony... How can someone with no interest in music own a record store?
And that's the problem with this list. Most of the choices, such as "Achy Breaky Heart", "Broken Wings", and "My Heart Will Go On" are painfully obvious, while others such as "The End", "What's Up", and "The Sound of Silence" are there because the list's authors are ignorant and classless. And it goes without saying that the ignorant, classless choices on the list were the authors' primary motivation behind starting such a hackneyed project as an "X Worst Songs" list. See, what you do is you take a bunch of songs that have been repeatedly cited as bad by sources such as VH1, Rolling Stone, E!, and various comedians and then you sneak a bunch of songs that you personally don't like on to it. Then the sort of empty-spirited trendy pricks who would actually buy a magazine like Blender will read the list, they'll see a bunch of songs that they know are bad and they'll assume the other ones MUST be bad by association. And since these readers' capacity for musical enjoyment is limited to mainstream contemporary pop trash like Evanescence, Linkin Park, Gym Class Heroes, and Akon, they'll never actually bother to listen to any of the other songs. However, that won't stop these people from citing "The Sound of Silence" as a bad song the next they have a conversation about bad songs. And then it spreads and spreads and suddenly you have a whole generation of degenerates who hate "The Sound of Silence" despite having never heard of it. Hell, they couldn't even tell you who performed it, and when you tell them it was Simon & Garfunkel, you can be damn sure that they'll have no fucking clue that Simon & Garfunkel were one of the most important artists of the 1960s.
We live in age where the two predominant listening philosophies are Top 40 Myopia and Complete Snobbery, neither of which is particularly healthy. The Myopists have no interest in anything that was written before 1997, while the Snobs are complete pricks. Whereas Myopists have never heard of The Smiths, the Snobs could give a shit less that you like The Smiths unless you also like 20 similar bands that only get played on college radio. Oh, and you better like freeform jazz flute as well.
God, I hate people. And I hate that list. |
Nice fucking rant Syd. I applaud you and your eloquence.
I also must say I do agree w/most of your points. I personally believe Simon & Garfunkel are in-fucking-credible. Especially the song "I am a rock"
Anyhow, that's all the ass kissing I'll do to the super-mod.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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All this list is is a rip-off of numerous Gen-X hipster worst song lists. It just uses cliches (I'll Be There For You is like a support group crammed into a pop ditty-real clever guys), and already established opinions to try and justify the list. I hate Blender, Rolling Stone, all those lists, because they're just on what's "cool these days". It's funny, cuz I just had a conversation with my dad and he said he was happy i listened to metal, but I should listen to modern stuff, and I told him no cuz modern stuff is crap
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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That was one of the biggest shits anyone's ever taken on a server. Granted, about half of the songs I agree with, but Christ... Simon & Garfunkel?
One line in particular made me chuckle:
"GENESIS
'Illegal Alien' 1983
Did nobody ever suggest that this song might be considered a teensy bit…offensive?"
Offensive? The first thing he mentions? Sure, it's really crappy in general, though I liked the song the first 3-4 times I heard it. If offensive is his big thing for this, then he should listen to most of today's rap.... or Frank Zappa.
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