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Spoilers before the book even comes out.


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lordsathien
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2007 04:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

I think this should be added to the rules. That is, don't freaking type it without at least the good sense of making it invisible to those who don't want to be spoiled, ESPECIALLY in their signature.

Yeah, I know the Deathly Hollows hasn't come out yet and yes, for all I know Jew could be making it up. But that's not the point. The POINT is that no one should be given access to a spoiler without having a choice on seeing it or not.

Now of course, if the book's been out for like a year or so, then sure that's all fine and great. But not when the book's only viewable by the kind of dicks who like to spoil a book before it can even be legally bought and read.
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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2007 12:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I completely agree. Personally I'll have the book in my possession less than 24 hours from now... and strangely enough I was asked to sign a waiver by Amazon.com so that Canada Post could film/photograph the delivery of my book for media purposes... I was totally up for free publicity LOL.

But, back on topic. Not only is it rude for those who don't want to know possible endings in advance, it's also a legal issue for Syd. Several websites have already received subpoenas urging them to remove the unpermitted content, or face criminal charges.


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2007 01:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Spoiler: Harry turns gay and uses his wand on Ron, if you know what I mean.


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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2007 01:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Char Aznable wrote:
My Deepest Desire: Harry turns gay and uses his wand on Ron, if you know what I mean.

fixed.


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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2007 01:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Spoiler: Harry gets killed by the ghost of Tupac Shakkar.


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2007 03:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Spoiler: Harry marries Ginny and they have 3 kids, Ron marries Hermione, Voldemort dies when a spell goes wrong, Hedwig dies, Fred dies, Snape dies, Dobby dies, Wormtail dies, Mad-Eye Moody dies

Sorry if you read that idiot but I put the "spoiler" disclaimer on it Cool
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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2007 03:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Spoiler: Harry gets killed by Jack Burton's Pork Chop Beefwagon™.


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2007 03:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

At the end, Harry turns down all the girls, get naked, and makes love to a horse.
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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2007 03:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Spoiler: Harry cuts his wrist too much, it gets infected, and his arm is amputated.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2007 03:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The legal issues stem from people publishing screenshots of actual pages of the novel, so there's no legal issue involved in this.

Still, I sympathize.

Spoiler: Harry encounters Voldemort
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2007 03:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

spoiler: kids use magic spells ( i think) and christians call it the act of the devil... lol...


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MOGHARR
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2007 04:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My Dad used to work at a pizza place and they'd always put funny quotes and stuff on their marquee in front of the restaraunt. When "Order of the Phoenix" came out they put "Harry dies" on the sign as a joke and so many people got pissed off. It was even in the paper.


EDIT: also...HARRY BAKES A DELICIOUS CAKE!!!IN THE LAST BOOK, SNAPE GETS KILLED BY DUMBLEDOR SO HARRY CAN LIVE!!!1!
Double EDIT: AGENTS OF THE JEWISH INTELLEGENCE AGENCY FLY 2 JET LINERS INTO HOGWARTS KILLING EVERYONE EXCEPT DRACO MALFOY WHO IS OFF COUNTING HIS GOLD!!1!1!!


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jul 22 2007 06:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Jul 22 2007 06:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Spoiler: Uncle Phil be trippin, G.


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PostPosted: Jul 22 2007 07:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Major spoiler: http://www.sydlexia.com/news/?p=313

I got Bel-Air'd. Sad

Spoiler: Snape kills Dumbledore.

Oh wait, wrong book.
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PostPosted: Jul 22 2007 09:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

MOGHARR wrote:
My Dad used to work at a pizza place and they'd always put funny quotes and stuff on their marquee in front of the restaraunt. When "Order of the Phoenix" came out they put "Harry dies" on the sign as a joke and so many people got pissed off. It was even in the paper.


EDIT: also...HARRY BAKES A DELICIOUS CAKE!!!IN THE LAST BOOK, SNAPE GETS KILLED BY DUMBLEDOR SO HARRY CAN LIVE!!!1!
Double EDIT: AGENTS OF THE JEWISH INTELLEGENCE AGENCY FLY 2 JET LINERS INTO HOGWARTS KILLING EVERYONE EXCEPT DRACO MALFOY WHO IS OFF COUNTING HIS GOLD!!1!1!!

That's fuckin' funny.


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PostPosted: Jul 22 2007 10:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Read Harry Pooter and replace wand with wang for a good time!

"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything"

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "


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PostPosted: Jul 24 2007 03:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Major spoiler: http://www.sydlexia.com/news/?p=313

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PostPosted: Jul 24 2007 02:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Jul 24 2007 02:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Spoiler: Ron tells Harry the plot of the new book. JK Rowling sues Ron for millions.


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PostPosted: Jul 24 2007 06:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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jesus dies on page 635.
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PostPosted: Jul 24 2007 09:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think JEW just won the Internet.


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