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I Finally Tried A Camwich...


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
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PostPosted: Jun 07 2015 03:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

And it's fucking amazing! Cameron, I proclaim you the god of sandwiches. This is definitely something I would eat again. In fact, I think I'm gonna make one for work tonight.

Edit: Took down the video because it was kind of bad and embarrassing. But still, Camwiches are awesome.

Seriously, if you haven't had a Camwich yet, do it immediately. Seriously, just stop whatever you are doing, even if you're performing open heart surgery, and eat a Camwich. It may sound weird and disgusting, but it's actually the complete opposite.

10/10 Would bang. Uhh, I mean 10/10 Would eat.


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Jun 08 2015 03:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I thought this would have to do with camwhores. I wasn't entirely wrong. Bell


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JRA
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PostPosted: Jun 09 2015 07:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That's dandy and all, but there should be a recipe for it available on the wiki, so that everytime this happens we don't get Cameron bombarded with "How do you make a Camwich?" questions every time this happens.


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
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PostPosted: Jun 09 2015 09:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

All you need is ham, mayo, cottage cheese, macaroni salad, and Goldfish (or Whales).


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2015 06:08 am Reply with quote Back to top



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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2015 03:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

@om*d's interpretation on how to make a Camwich

Step 1: Gather all of the leftover food in your fridge.

Step 2: Pick a condiment.

Step 3: Add a shitty snack food at random.

Step 4 (This is the most important step!): Have either a highly unsophisticated palate, complete or almost complete lack of taste buds, be high as fuck, burn the shit out of your mouth in advance or be 9 years of age or under. Any one or combination of these will probably be fine. You could also just blend it all the hell up and have it via feeding tube if you are disabled.

Step 5: Enjoy.


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2015 04:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

@om*d wrote:
@om*d's interpretation on how to make a Camwich

Step 1: Gather all of the leftover food in your fridge.

Step 2: Pick a condiment.

Step 3: Add a shitty snack food at random.

Step 4 (This is the most important step!): Have either a highly unsophisticated palate, complete or almost complete lack of taste buds, be high as fuck, burn the shit out of your mouth in advance or be 9 years of age or under. Any one or combination of these will probably be fine. You could also just blend it all the hell up and have it via feeding tube if you are disabled.

Step 5: Enjoy.


Have you ever even tried a Camwich? If not, you may be pleasantly surprised.

In any case, you don't have to be a dick about it. If you don't like them, that's fine, but you don't need to act superior to those that do.


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@om*d
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2015 04:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I am most definitely not being a dick, nor am I acting superior to others in any way. I will leave my post as is, up to the interpretation of the reader.


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2015 04:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Alright, I'm sorry then man.


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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2015 04:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

No need to apologize.

I also forgot to add Step 3.5: Place between two pieces of bread.

But I think that most people would figure that out.


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Probable Muppet
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2015 05:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Lol at @om*d, I couldn't agree more. To each their own but personally this looks like a vomit fest to me. No offense to anyone, if you like eating them good for you.

I actually obsessively make something I dubbed "The Slamwich", although it's nothing really more than a ham sandwich with mayonnaise, smoked ham, pepperjack cheese, bread and butter pickles and most importantly lots of super spicy mustard (stacked in a special hamburger bun). I make it for my friends when they come over especially if they are high on arrival.
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JoshWoodzy
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2015 07:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think Cam is self aware enough to realize this is a dumb sandwich/experiment that he also happens to like, but knows that almost no one else could actually enjoy it.


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2015 07:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I actually do enjoy it, though.


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Cameron
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PostPosted: Jun 10 2015 07:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Honestly, it might sound depressing, but I can't even eat any of that stuff without it bringing up horrible memories of my home life when I made it. Joshwoodzy was kind of in the right direction with his post - I mainly made the sandwich because I didn't have enough money to buy my own food at the time, so I had to cobble together whatever was in my mom's fridge in an attempt to give myself some kind of variety in my diet. I can't even look at macaroni salad without my stomach churning; I tried to make myself like it because it was one of the few foods my mom bought in bulk and didn't get pissed about me eating. That ended up not working particularly well, as I tried making a Camwich for my girlfriend about a year ago and it made both of us sick. I can't really handle certain brands of cottage cheese anymore for the same reason. Looking back and thinking about some of the stuff I ate back then to try to keep myself from just eating the same stuff every day (I used honey mustard and taco sauce - mixed together - as salad dressing) makes me pretty sad. Things are substantially better now, though.

I'm glad somebody else still digs it though. I definitely don't think anyone should be acting superior to anyone else and putting HardcoreGamer4Ever down for enjoying it. I will say that I made it for my friends when I used to host movie nights at my mom's house, and some of them legitimately did like it (minus the cottage cheese, which was an obvious point of contention for some).

On the bright side, I still testify to the superior quality of Whales over Goldfish.


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HardcoreGamer4Ever
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PostPosted: Jun 11 2015 01:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

Hey man, I'm sorry if I brought up any painful memories for you. If you'd like, I could request Syd to delete the topic.


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Cameron
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PostPosted: Jun 11 2015 11:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

lol no, it's fine. I'm not going to ask a thread about a sandwich to be deleted.


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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: Jun 11 2015 12:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

FOOD FORUM 2015


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Cameron
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PostPosted: Jun 11 2015 12:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ross Rifle wrote:
FOOD FORUM 2015

This.


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@om*d
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PostPosted: Jun 11 2015 02:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Probable Muppet wrote:
Lol at @om*d, I couldn't agree more. To each their own but personally this looks like a vomit fest to me. No offense to anyone, if you like eating them good for you.

I actually obsessively make something I dubbed "The Slamwich", although it's nothing really more than a ham sandwich with mayonnaise, smoked ham, pepperjack cheese, bread and butter pickles and most importantly lots of super spicy mustard (stacked in a special hamburger bun). I make it for my friends when they come over especially if they are high on arrival.

I am glad that someone picked up on my joke post. "The Slamwich" sounds pretty good.


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Crazy_Bastard
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PostPosted: Jun 17 2015 11:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

I visited Cam a few years ago. He whupped my ass at Kirby's dream course, and I had like 3 delicious camwiches that night.... haven't had one since, but they were delicious.
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Cameron
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PostPosted: Jun 17 2015 11:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Crazy_Bastard wrote:
I visited Cam a few years ago. He whupped my ass at Kirby's dream course, and I had like 3 delicious camwiches that night.... haven't had one since, but they were delicious.

I'm not sure if I could handle one again, but thinking back those were some expertly crafted Camwiches.


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LowEndLem
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PostPosted: Jun 19 2015 03:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

CB should just stop eating at people's houses. I think he got diabetes from eating 4 bowls of cookie cake and almost puked in the street.

Also in my incredibly asked for opinion the Camwich is only slightly worse than whatever the hell I made myself last night when I was hammered, and is now wrecking my body. Kill me.


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Cameron
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PostPosted: Jun 19 2015 11:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

LowEndLem wrote:
CB should just stop eating at people's houses. I think he got diabetes from eating 4 bowls of cookie cake and almost puked in the street.

I wish I was there for this.


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LowEndLem
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PostPosted: Jun 19 2015 11:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I can send you the recipe if you wanna try diabetes for yourself. It's delicious either way.


<docinsano>i beat off using save states

<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.

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Crazy_Bastard
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PostPosted: Jun 24 2015 07:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Good God, that cookie cake is something else.
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