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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
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Let's play a game. It's just like Fuck Marry Kill, but with WWE wrestlers. You have to push one wrestler, turn one either heel or babyface, and fire another. You can't just pick 3 random wrestlers either. You have to respond to the last posters post. Once you decide who to push, who to turn, and who to fire, you pick 3 wrestlers for the next person to decide what to do with them. Got it? Good.
Since I'm the first poster, I'll pick my first 3. The user who posts after me decides what to do with them.
Daniel Bryan
CM Punk
Randy Orton
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
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This would be a better idea if you were using wrestlers from back in the day who don't suck like 97 percent of the current bums.
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
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@om*d wrote: |
This would be a better idea if you were using wrestlers from back in the day who don't suck like 97 percent of the current bums. |
There's actually a lot of talented wrestlers in WWE today, even if WWE doesn't utilize them properly. Daniel Bryan is one of the best wrestlers today and when his career is over, he'll be considered one of the all time greats. Same as CM Punk. Other good wrestlers include The Wyatt Family, The Shield, Damien Sandow, Kofi Kingston (even if his mic skills are lacking), Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton, John Cena (yes, I like Cena now), Dolph Ziggler, Antonio Cesaro (and anyone who disagrees should look up his work as Claudio Castagnoli), Cody Rhodes, Evan Bourne, Wade Barrett, AJ Lee (I'll admit, despite her, most of the women in WWE suck), Natalya, and Tyson Kidd. Plus, you have all the vets like Undertaker (despite him wrestling only once a year now), Kane, Christian, Chris Jericho, RVD, Brock Lesnar, The Rock, etc.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
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Sure there is plenty of talent, but with such vapid personas they will never be remembered like the legends of the 80s - 90s era.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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Logan wrote: |
Let's play a game. It's just like Fuck Marry Kill, but with WWE wrestlers. You have to push one wrestler, turn one either heel or babyface, and fire another. You can't just pick 3 random wrestlers either. You have to respond to the last posters post. Once you decide who to push, who to turn, and who to fire, you pick 3 wrestlers for the next person to decide what to do with them. Got it? Good.
Since I'm the first poster, I'll pick my first 3. The user who posts after me decides what to do with them.
Daniel Bryan
CM Punk
Randy Orton |
Daniel = Push
CM Punk = Turn
Orton = Fire
Next:
Sheamus
Dolph Ziggler
Ryback
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
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PUSH- Dolph Ziggler
TURN- Sheamus
FIRE- Ryback
Next:
Antonio Cesaro
Cody Rhodes
Damien Sandow
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
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Cesaro - Push
Sandow - Turn
Rhodes - Fire
That was a hard one. All three are good workers.
Next, let's do some ladies, and no you can't fire them all.
AJ
Natalya
Tamina Snuka
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
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Ooh, this is a hard one, as they're probably the 3 best women in the company aside from NXT. Okay, here goes:
PUSH- Natalya
TURN- AJ
FIRE- Tamina
Okay, now onto 3 great small wrestlers who would benefit from a Cruiserweight Division revival:
Kofi Kingston
Tyson Kidd
Evan Bourne (he's still employed by WWE, surprisingly)
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
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Push - Kidd
Turn - Kofi
Fire - Bourne. (Not like we would miss him. He's good, but too injury prone.)
Next:
Main Event Veterns:
Cena
Undertaker
Kane
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
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Holy shit, this is hard. I'll try anyways.
PUSH- I guess Kane, because he honestly deserves it. He hasn't had many WWE or WHC Title runs, and despite being a great wrestler, he suffers from a lot of shit booking.
TURN- I know it's cliche, but Cena is seriously stale as a babyface. Now, I actually like John Cena, but he needs to do something new with his character, and I think he'd get more respect from the fans if he did.
FIRE- Believe me, this was hard as hell as The Undertaker is my all time favorite wrestler, but if you think about it, he's getting up there in age. His knees are terrible and the fact that he only wrestles once a year shows that he may be too old to compete like he used to. Besides, he has one of professional wrestling's all time greatest careers, which is a legacy that even firing him couldn't tarnish.
Now onto the 3 members of The Shield.
Dean Ambrose
Seth Rollins
Roman Reigns
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