Rockstar are lazy shit-idiots who are too incompetent to implement real anti-cheat so they just listen to whining babies who get owned. 60 bucks down the drain
I wasn't doing anything except playing the game and owning people. They don't have an actual anti-cheat in the game, just a reporting system where you email a rockstar admin and whine like an idiot with conjecture and hearsay. So I imagine that by actually being one of the best people on there, and consistently winning 90% of matches I played, I was getting some suspicious statistics.
Like, here's pretty much just footage of how I play:
Syd Lexia
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Posted:
Jul 13 2012 07:46 am
Oh wow. That's super bullshit. You should e-mail them and be like, fly me to your offices, and you can watch me kill the shit out of everyone in Max Payne 3. And then you guys can get down on your knees and apologize.
yeah I'm considering it, they put their address at the start of the game
GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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Posted:
Jul 13 2012 09:54 am
Ironic... Rockstar makes video games like GTA where they encourage the player to be a jerk, yet they get mad when they assume that the people who play the games they make are jerks.
sidewaydriver
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Posted:
Jul 13 2012 02:15 pm
I've been cheating on Twisted Metal for months now and still haven't been banned. I'm pretty sure the game is dead and nobody on the game maker's side gives a shit though. Still, should the day ever come, I'll feel like I got my 60 bucks worth of entertainment out of it.
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
Murdar Machene
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Posted:
Jul 13 2012 07:52 pm
So guess what? After three angry emails, Rockstar finally replied!
"Hello,
Thank you for contacting R* support. Currently I don't see your name in the cheater pool. You can follow this article for future reference.
Okay. I wasn't banned, that's why I was getting put into empty lobbies 10 out of 10 times in a row, and that's why my stats were frozen! Yeah, every time I completed a game, the experience bar would keep loading from the same point, meaning I wasn't getting any fucking exp!
But, lo and behold, guess what? Today, right after I get that email, I go to play a game. It INSTANTLY FUCKING MATCHMAKES the first click I make, then when the game ends I actually get experience that saves. HMMMMM!!! Wow I sure Wasn't Banned!
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Posted:
Jul 13 2012 08:00 pm
yeah, that was retarded. at least youre back on
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Arlock41
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Posted:
Jul 13 2012 09:35 pm
I thought that they pit cheaters against cheaters.
Murdar Machene
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Posted:
Jul 23 2012 03:30 am
Yeah, they either put you in empty games or games with hackers, depending on if any are currently playing or not. Either way, ban revoked, ownage commencing.
