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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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In light of a couple recent rules violations, I figured I'd throw out a quick little reminder.
1. Threads MUST have meaningful titles. Something like :O is not a meaningful title, and it will result in either your title being edited or the thread just being locked.
2. NSFW material IS NEVER UNDER ANY FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES allowed in the general discussion forum. You may link to NSFW material so long as the link is very clearly labeled as being NSFW, but you may not embed NSFW images in a general discussion thread. Please note that images that are NSFW because of nudity are still considered NSFW if you post a censored version of that image. Posting this sort of material will result in my personally cutting off your dick and feeding it to you.
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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I really hope that someone who is interested in Sydlexia today isn't like "Hoo, I'll go join the forums!" because they would come here, see a bunch of stupid horse shit and fucking leave.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24883
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You don't even need your dick anymore, Josh! You've got a kid. Me, I still need one. The Lexia bloodline must be preserved! If I die without an heir, Jeebus gets the site!
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Uh... why did I get a sudden flash of Hamlet just now?
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
Posts: 1831
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| Slayer1 wrote: |
| Uh... why did I get a sudden flash of Hamlet just now? |
To have your dick, or to not have your dick, that is the question
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Jack Slater
Title: Friendly Felon
Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 706
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That's not even a question.
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Cause that's how I roll bounce. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Hi theoretical lurker contemplating joining, you really should join, we can be friends. 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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DJ should remind us to not fucking bump threads that are super old. especially if you have nothing relevant to add.... just sayin'
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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Don't bump extremely old threads, especially if you have nothing relevant to add, or I will give you herpes...from this vial of herpes I have just in case of such a situation.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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vial of herpes aka your dick
the same dick that DJ cut off
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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So, wait.... what happens if one of the girls breaks this rule?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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you mean the one girl we have on the boards? (the other being a mod is kind of exempt from this... i think)
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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I just want to point out, Douche does have herpes... he gave it to me...
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 4997
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| Knyte wrote: |
| So, wait.... what happens if one of the girls breaks this rule? |
They have to do the opposite...have a penis surgically attached.
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
Posts: 1777
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| Knyte wrote: |
| So, wait.... what happens if one of the girls breaks this rule? |
They have to do the opposite...have a penis surgically attached. |
Well good thing we will have some laying around then. 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I'm amazed that women even hang around here honestly, what with all the fap talk and boner quote pyramids and wiping polls. 
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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| Blackout wrote: |
| I'm amazed that women even hang around here honestly, what with all the fap talk and boner quote pyramids and wiping polls. |
Yeah wtf is wrong with me 
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天上天下唯我独尊 |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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| aika wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| I'm amazed that women even hang around here honestly, what with all the fap talk and boner quote pyramids and wiping polls. |
Yeah wtf is wrong with me |
Hahaha, boner quote pyramids...
But yea, I am surprised Jeebus didn't mention about the recent wave of thread necro action.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4464
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| Slayer1 wrote: |
| I just want to point out, Douche does have herpes... he gave it to me... |
I was in his apartment, I saw the special shampoo.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| aika wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| I'm amazed that women even hang around here honestly, what with all the fap talk and boner quote pyramids and wiping polls. |
Yeah wtf is wrong with me |
Hahaha, boner quote pyramids... |
I'm naming my band that.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| Slayer1 wrote: |
| I just want to point out, Douche does have herpes... he gave it to me... |
I was in his apartment, I saw the special shampoo. |
I thought the shampoo was for crabs...
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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That was my roommates shampoo. Honest!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24883
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One in five customers will get their dicks ripped off.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Wait, is that second one because of that Nurse Joy pic in Satire's thread? Really? Oh holy crap, censored cartoon nudity! Not like that hasn't showed up in a hundred places on here before in every sub forum. Not like we didn't have a huge discussion in the past about Erin Esurance porn with censored examples. Not like there wasn't that Mario and Peach picture floating around. Like really dude, I know you want to act like you moderate here still but...
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