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Posted: Mar 20 2007 09:28 pm

This Peter Nyugen is a genius.

Posted: Mar 20 2007 10:03 pm

JEW wrote:

This one looks like my handwriting, no joke.

Posted: Mar 20 2007 10:29 pm

I actually started crying while I read Peter's Essays. That was probably one of the funniest things I have seen in awhile...speaking of where is Syd's new article? Girl's are Icky. LMAO

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

i loved the essay about jesus being a time traveller to find the dragonslayers.

Posted: Mar 20 2007 10:49 pm

I remember Jimmy Mc Pherson. He used to live down the street from me.

Posted: Mar 20 2007 11:43 pm

I'm pissing my pants laughing. Loved it. Used to do the same thing in high school.

Posted: Mar 21 2007 12:09 am

S. McCracken wrote:

I'm ??? my pants laughing. Loved it. Used to do the same thing in high school.

Hmm....silly word filters. Is spanky p1$$1ng or $quir+1ng? Can I make a poll thread to get peoples' opinions?

Posted: Mar 21 2007 12:24 am

Douche McCallister wrote:

where is Syd's new article?

I hoped to have one done today (meaning Tuesday, even though it's technically Wednesday in my timezone) but it didn't happen. I should have one done tomorrow. It's kinda lengthy, too.

Back on topic, that stuff is fucking awesome. I particularly liked "Because he slept with boss' wife"

Posted: Mar 21 2007 12:47 am

In my Spanish classes, I'd usually just write in "no se' " if I didn't want to bother.

Posted: Mar 21 2007 02:20 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

I actually started crying while I read Peter's Essays.

Same here, especially the one about Walt Whitman. I have to go blow my nose now.

Posted: Mar 21 2007 02:32 pm

If somebody can't pass with that, I'll shoot myself in a forehead with a nailgun.

Posted: Mar 21 2007 04:41 pm

I thinked I somehow skipped the Walt Whitman one but oh my god. "I chose Walt Whitman for my biography report because Mr. Farlow said that if I wasn't going to take this class seriously..."

I especially love the ending and the teachers, "Pete please see me" comment.

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yeah that was the best openiong paragraph ever.

Posted: Mar 21 2007 06:24 pm

If I may ask, where did you get these wonderful documents? Are there more? Does anyone know where Peter is now? I need Answers!

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

it's not all the same guy. my name is peter. I'm trying to find out more.

Posted: Mar 22 2007 03:44 am

Wow, those made me feel better about my Nazi Supermen History paper, my Lost vs. Classic Mythology essay, and The Year 1987 internet project. Why am I getting credit for writing crap again?

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One of my teachers was called Peter Nguyen...

Posted: Mar 22 2007 12:21 pm

I'm in a computer lab and I can't read the whole Walt Whitman thing because it's making me laugh too loud Embarrassed

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Tebor wrote:

Wow, those made me feel better about my Nazi Supermen History paper, my Lost vs. Classic Mythology essay, and The Year 1987 internet project. Why am I getting credit for writing crap again?

I would like to read these if yo uahve them.

I once did a presentation (complete with slideshow and video package) on why we should use ED-209 robots for law enforcement in my government class. when I showed the footage of the ED-209 flipping out and blasting that guy away, people cringed. I still somehow passed though.

I had another project where I built a governmnet from the ground up, based on the nod from command and conquer.

Posted: Mar 22 2007 01:29 pm

JEW wrote:

Tebor wrote:

Wow, those made me feel better about my Nazi Supermen History paper, my Lost vs. Classic Mythology essay, and The Year 1987 internet project. Why am I getting credit for writing crap again?

I would like to read these if you have them.

No one will ever read the Nazi Supermen paper. It was terrible (but got a 97%). I also can't verify a few sources as I took several quotes out of context.

Lost vs. Mythology isn't as good a read as it should be. Most of the information in it was added to Lostpedia.

1987 is no longer online. Be thankful. There were a few too many stories on Reagan and Baby Jessica.

Posted: Mar 22 2007 09:35 pm

Oh my god! what a bunch of idiots!

Posted: Mar 22 2007 09:49 pm

Mr. Bomberman wrote:

Oh my god! what a bunch of idiots!

Fuck you I shoulda got partial credit

Posted: Mar 22 2007 11:49 pm

I've seen most of these before. I'm sure at least some of them (if not all of them) are fake, but they're still hilarious. Very Happy

Joined: Mar 24 2007 Posts: 74

This reminds me of the greatest essay ever written;

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1