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Monkey Island Games Get Porno Parody


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: Jan 18 2011 04:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Hit movies tend to spawn hilarious pornographic parodies -- Edward Penishands, Dawn of the Head and The XXXorcist come to mind -- but there are few examples of videogames receiving the same treatment. Rarer still are those videogame parodies that stay within their medium: Super Hornio Brothers is a classic, to be sure, but it isn't a game, it's a movie.

Independent developer Grimmstone is doing its part to remedy this unfortunate oversight in our industry with the release of The Secret of Spunky Island, a parody of the classic adventure game The Secret of Monkey Island.

http://www.1up.com/news/monkey-island-games-porno-parody

more at the link. images are SWF since it is 1up


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PostPosted: Jan 18 2011 05:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

How does Hornio rhyme with Mario again? Confused



 
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Dr. Strangelove
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PostPosted: Jan 18 2011 05:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SWF? "Yoda, can I look at these images at work" "Yes, safe work for are they"
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PostPosted: Jan 18 2011 05:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i thought they were. considering its crappy art and pixelated messes. now the link w/in the original article is definitely NSWF.


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PostPosted: Jan 18 2011 06:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Super Hornio Brothers is a classic, to be sure, but it isn't a game, it's a movie.

Super Hornio Brothers is NOT a classic. The plot is incomprehensible, the costumes are barely used, and it's just over an hour long. I'm sorry, but a porno should run roughly 90 minutes, with 5 full scenes running 15 minutes each and then 15 minutes of story interspersed throughout. Sometimes they'd cut the scenes down to 12 minutes and you'd get 6 scenes in a movie.

Plus, the movie was made at a time when the porno industry was becoming increasingly greedy. Instead of shooting one 90 minute movie, they'd shoot 130 minutes worth of plot and scenes and then break it down into two 65 minute movies. So you get Super Hornio Brothers and Super Hornio Brothers 2 which were shot as one movie and then broken down into movies to maximize profits.

Also, while Ron Jeremy and Buck Adams were perfectly cast as Mario and Koopa, the movie features none of the top female talent of the era. Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn were both retired at this point, but Ashlyn Gere and Tori Welles were huge during the era, and neither are anywhere to be scene. Neither are any of the other popular female stars of the era such as Victoria Paris, Angela Summers, Zara Whites, Debi Diamond, Britt Morgan, Selena Steele, Brittany O'Connell, Heather Hart, Nikki Dial, Deidre Holland, Madison, and Francesca Le. The female talent in the Hornio Brothers movies is completely forgettable, and the scenes just aren't that hot. And again, the plot makes absolutely no sense. People see the publicity stills of Ron Jeremy as Mario and assume that the movie is awesome. It's not. The publicity stills are the only good thing to come from those movies.
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PostPosted: Jan 18 2011 10:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think plot is unnecessary for adult films.



 
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PostPosted: Jan 19 2011 07:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

People like plot. Look at the most popular porn sites. They all have a minute or two of plot for a stand-alone scene, then fucking. Why? Because people don't want to just see a guy in pizza delivery outfit fuck a girl, they want to know WHY they're fucking. Was she short on money? Did she just get in a fight with her boyfriend? These are important questions.

Hell, look at Bangbus. People love that shit, and it's 30-50 minutes of talking and 8-15 minutes of poorly shot sex footage.
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JoshWoodzy
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Location: Goshen, VA
PostPosted: Jan 19 2011 07:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my porno to have a somewhat lame plot that takes up at least 20% of the movie. I like the women to look like my friends hot college aged sister, not his middle school aged sister with ugly tattoo's. And I like it to look legit, not look like butthole, ala Bangbros and the other similar reality porn. Actually, reality porn can go fuck itself.


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PostPosted: Jan 19 2011 08:03 am Reply with quote Back to top

I agree with Josh to any extent. I want it to look nice, but not TOO nice. Once you start using soft lighting and smooth jazz, it's just not sexy anymore. It's boring. But yeah, there should be semblance of lighting, makeup, and direction.
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