SydLexia.com - The Forums :: View topic - FB2010 Title Defense #2: Metal Sharks vs. IRC Rev

Posted: Nov 20 2010 02:51 am

Sorry I've been gone for a little while, Klimb hacked my account again and changed my password. What a dickhole he is. Anyway, I know you've all been on pins and needles waiting for this title defense because we all want this forum battle to last forever. In the classiest of moves, I've discarded the previous poll because crybaby Klimb wants a shot at the title defense. Well I don't mind kicking his ass all over the place. I've discussed it with Syd* and he agreed that the loser of this battle will be banned from the forums. I know for a fact that everyone hates Klimb and will never accept him as a mod of these forums so here's our chance to get rid of this scumbag forever. 72 hours. 72 hours is all I can spare to play with you.

*Lie

Posted: Nov 20 2010 02:56 am

I WANT A MAZE!

Posted: Nov 20 2010 03:01 am

I made this just for you.*

*Lie

Posted: Nov 20 2010 03:07 am

I know who's getting my vote! I'll cast it just as soon as I can solve it.

Posted: Nov 20 2010 04:21 am

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Nov 20 2010 10:34 am

Just a reminder, this poll is not sanctioned by the Official Sydlexia.com Forum Battle Committee.

Also, go IRC, yay.

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But it's already more fun to watch than the majority of the other battles.

Posted: Nov 20 2010 02:58 pm

Oh you yellow bastard. Starting this without a warning.

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If the IRC Revolution wins I promise you'll get a special video. I don't want to give too much away but here's a full list of the video cast:

Hacker
A hairbrush

You can draw your own conclusions.

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And I see the maze craze I started has dominated the last few battles. Mazes are so passe...

...Word searches are where it's at! The one below is really tough because there is no word list. See if you can find the hidden message.

Posted: Nov 20 2010 03:10 pm

I'd also like to add that Richie may only be meh in bed, but Jesus Christ his cooking is phenomenal.

Posted: Nov 20 2010 03:24 pm

Hahahaha, superb

Posted: Nov 20 2010 03:56 pm

UsaSatsui wrote:

Just a reminder, this poll is not sanctioned by the Official Sydlexia.com Forum Battle Committee.

Maybe not, but it is skanktioned by Klimb's mom.

Oh, and I made a wordsearch for you guys too, but I accidently solved it already.

Posted: Nov 20 2010 05:41 pm

Great going with the poll set-up, Corky. You didn't include any names so half the people probably don't even know who they're voting for. No wonder you finished last in the voting for best Ultimate System Tournament organizer.

And how long do people have before the poll shuts down? God damn, can you do anything right?

Posted: Nov 20 2010 09:22 pm

Hey, Jerkass, the poll is 72 hours. Can't you read? That's 3 days in case you can't do math either. I didn't think I needed to list names by now, this Forum Battles been going on for like 6 months. Besides, I wasn't sure how much FNJ and Fernin would be into this title defense, so I left it open for them to decide their level of participation. Either way, this shit is on a personal level now. I'm going to crush your ass once and for all.

Posted: Nov 21 2010 01:00 am

You know what's stupid about these things...they are supposed to be a "match" within the thread, yet most of the voting is done before said match really happens.

Wouldn't opening the voting a day or so into it make more sense?

Posted: Nov 21 2010 01:08 am

Nah, it's better to get my votes early before Klimb starts sucking them off.

Posted: Nov 21 2010 01:09 am

Ohhhhh, that explains the "Do Not Disturb" Sign on his door all day.

Posted: Nov 21 2010 01:13 am

You to need to kiss and make up.

Posted: Nov 23 2010 12:03 am

Posted: Nov 23 2010 01:09 am

the yoga pants did get me. i know its cheap but a nice piece of ass is very effectiv if its been over a year since you had your last girl.

Posted: Nov 23 2010 01:53 am

Oh no, I'm an hour away from getting banned. It was fun, sydlexia.com.

32 votes! This is officially the most popular Title Defense we've had! Nice going, all.

Posted: Nov 23 2010 02:00 am

See you in Hell, Klimb.

Posted: Nov 23 2010 02:40 am

I'll say "hi" to your dad when I get there.

Posted: Nov 23 2010 02:42 am

Say hi to your mom while you're at it, he'll be fucking her in the ass on Satan's throne.

Posted: Nov 23 2010 02:48 am

WHAT!? A fucking tie?? How could this be? I was going to use this as my victory video.

Posted: Nov 23 2010 06:54 pm

I think my picture got deleted for being too big but it was like a crappy drawing for the irc

tr;dr IRC!