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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Next up in this thunderdome of lightningosity:
T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.R.A.P.E., or Lordsathien and Nekkoru, tied up their opponents Operation Robotcock that got the censors all in an uproar, with 30 votes. They bring you this special promo:
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Team T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.R.A.P.E., consisting of members Lordsathien and Nekkoru, has managed to skirt by in this tournament thanks to the wild card rules put into place. It seems better this way, since things will only get wilder this round while the duo squares off against Knyte and Syd himself. The previous solo tournament had Lordsathien up against Syd at one point; Syd won that match by a decent margin. However, this time it's a co-op mode tournament and their game has been honed from seeing it being played. Voting for T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.R.A.P.E. is a vote for sanity as well as a vote to get rid of that annoying propaganda above everyone's avatar.
"Well, they said they were going to change the acronym each round. So what's it mean this time?" We're glad you asked, our acronym will always reflect some sort of mission statement or goal, keyed to the opponent we are caged up with. T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.R.A.P.E. stands for:
The Enterprising National Taskforce Against a Chevalier/Lexian Ensnarement, which Requires Artistry, Penache, and Eloquence. |
Cecil's Slime Knights, consisting of Knyte...oh, I get it now, Knyte, Knight...anyways, Knyte and Syd Lexia, defeated Team Moar...fuck it, I'm not copy/pasting that. It was 35-26. Anyways, they didn't send in a promo, but I got this ominous PM from Syd that might be used out of context to make a good promo:
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| I have plenty of dirty tricks I'm ready to use. And they're all far more hilarious and innovative than petty voter fraud. |
Let the winner be determined three days from now!
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
Posts: 6788
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The choice could not be any easier. Syd, Knyte, take those two down.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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Tentaclerape in their previous contest campaigned mostly by way of promises while my team had hard congrete promos and images, and yet they still managed to pullout a tie. Which hurt my feelings.
On the other hand SYD did this thing to my title which while clever fucks up my feng shui.
Vote tentaclerape.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
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A vote for me is a vote against rape.
STOP RAPE.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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But I like rape 
I keep like 40 pounds of it in a box under my bed.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Aw. bro! You voted against me, bro. Not cool, bro. Not cool.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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You're trying to get rid of rape, dude. How will I ever get laid in your dystopian future?
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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If it wasn't for rape, then I would never have been born. 
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JonSnow
Joined: Nov 03 2006
Posts: 763
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Silver Syd and the Dark Knyte are losing? How can you let our fearless leader be raped, in front of us all. I know many of you may want to be taken advantage of by Nekkoru, but do you have no self dignity, no pride, no standards? awww.. who am i kidding, these are gamers any off chance of enteracting with the opposite sex positively they'll take. I'm sorry Syd, i couldn't stop them from raping you. I must say you took it like a champ though, i really liked the smile you had on your face the whole time. Knyte on the other hand didn't do as well... all i could hear him say was "where are those tentacles goinggggg....." the rest was drowned out by screams.
You got +1 from me Syd I hope it eases the pain, and gives you some ray of hope.
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You're mistaken they never pull out until you give in.
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The One Truth Will Prevail
Brawl Code: 1805-1876-7506 |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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What do you get when you rearrange the letters of sydlexia and knyte? A multitude of their evil plans!
Yanked Sexy Lit (They want to take away all your porno mags!)
Delay Ken Sixty (You Ken players will be stuck with over a minute of lag in SSF4)
Lady Nixes Tyke (Getting old ladies to assassinate our nation's future instead of doing it themselves)
Ankle Dye Sixty (Their plan to control the world through socks dyed a specific color)
Lax Eyed Stinky (You don't even want to know)
Ax Kidney Style (How and what they'll harvest your organs with)
Ya Tinkled Sexy (What they say to each other behind closed doors)
Exalt Dye In Sky (Something about coloring the sky in the colors of their new world order's flag)
Those pokemon eggs (and duplicate legendaries...need to double check what I have) are still availible to any who are still interested.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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Alright, dupe legendaries consist of Mewtwo (from LeafGreen), Groudon, Ho-Oh, Lugia (from XD: Gale of Darkness), Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres and two Regigigas (level 1 from Platinum's Snowpoint Temple, and level 100 with the Pokerusfrom Toys R Us).
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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InvaderDim
Title: Dispondent Adolescent
Joined: May 19 2010
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 309
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so I voted, but its a secret!!!
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It's not illegal, it might give you some cavities |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Man, no love for us, I see.
I guess you guys don't want that VGM Hentai article...
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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voting for tentaclerape to avenge my first round loss with dorn! choke on my participation goddamnit!
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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| No. No, we don't. |
Then let me ammend my offer:
Syd and I win it all:
VGM article on Hentai Games
Syd and I lose:
VGM article on Yaoi Games
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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Oh, remember how in the last round, I promised to get a Laika tattoo? Well, I'm not fucking around with this one.
I actually found the BEST TATTOO STUDIO IN POLAND. Seriously. The people who worked there won multiple awards over the years and their works... Well, just see for yourself: http://www.szerytattoo.pl/
So, yeah. Not fucking around.
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You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
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No one even knows what the hell Laika is! Get a Lakitu tattoo.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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I honestly don't know what Laiku is. It sounds like something I would not ever be interested in.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
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Yeah, I don't know what it is either, and finding the URL to a particular tattoo studio doesn't convince me any more that you're actually going to do it.
In fact, I'd prefer you didn't because I find tattoos on women ugly.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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| I honestly don't know what Laiku is. It sounds like something I would not ever be interested in. |
Laika (Russian: Лайка, literally meaning "Barker") was a Soviet space dog (c. 1954–November 3, 1957) who became the first animal to orbit the Earth and the first orbital death. The technology to deorbit had not yet been developed, so there was no expectation for survival. Little was known about the impact of spaceflight on living things at the time Laika's mission was launched. Some scientists believed humans would be unable to survive the launch or the conditions of outer space, so engineers viewed flights by non-human animals as a necessary precursor to human missions. Laika, a stray, originally named Kudryavka (Russian: Кудрявка Little Curly), underwent training with two other dogs, and was eventually chosen as the occupant of the Soviet spacecraft Sputnik 2 that was launched into outer space on November 3, 1957.
Laika is memorialized in the form of a statue and plaque at Star City, Russia, the Russian Cosmonaut training facility.
No relation at all to SearchMan.exe's operator of the same name.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
Posts: 1591
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Hey, thinking on rape, you know how there's that crop, rape? Well they grow it a lot in the prairies, and so Tisdale in Saskatchewan is "The Land of Rape and Honey," because they make a lot of honey, too. I always thought that was quite hilarious as a kid in Saskatchewan. Ministry named a record after it.
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