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my dad could totally take your dad


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OtakuZ
Title: WTF!?
Joined: Feb 13 2007
Location: Hyrule?
PostPosted: Feb 19 2007 01:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

what could your dad take my dad in?


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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
PostPosted: Feb 19 2007 01:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

Being useless on a hockey team.

For real, he was about the worst skater you'd ever seen playing hockey.

He stopped after about a month.


There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about?
 
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Feb 19 2007 01:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

Labor contract negotiations. Although, it doesn't take much to outthink corrupt union bosses. Silly USW.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
PostPosted: Feb 19 2007 04:45 am Reply with quote Back to top

Selling drugs.


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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
PostPosted: Feb 19 2007 09:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ninja-related activities...

Ok, that's a lie, actually he's a tree man... he knows everything about trees and forestry.


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UltimateFierce
Title: Nippon Yankee
Joined: Jan 17 2007
Location: Right here...
PostPosted: Feb 19 2007 01:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Man who has a autograph of Ronald Reagan! Beat that, sucka!


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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
PostPosted: Feb 19 2007 01:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My dad could bust your entire family's ass in a basketball game.

Seriously, My dad is tall as Shaq. And I'm almost as tall as my dad.


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Feb 19 2007 01:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Useless sports trivia. Unfortunately, I'm not a sports fan, so he basically bores the hell out of me.


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Mr. Bomberman
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Location: Home of the lost towers
PostPosted: Feb 19 2007 02:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Char Aznable wrote:
Useless sports trivia. Unfortunately, I'm not a sports fan, so he basically bores the hell out of me.


....He's a corrections officer. He works inside a jail and beats prisoners up.


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Feb 19 2007 02:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Do what with the where who now?


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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
PostPosted: Feb 19 2007 07:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My dad could out-bald your dad. He started losing his hair at 18, and has worn the stylish "horseshoe" ever since...

I keep trying to tell him to shave it completely bald and grow a goatee, and nobody would suspect a thing, but he doesn't listen...
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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
PostPosted: Feb 19 2007 09:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte wrote:
My dad could out-bald your dad. He started losing his hair at 18, and has worn the stylish "horseshoe" ever since...

I keep trying to tell him to shave it completely bald and grow a goatee, and nobody would suspect a thing, but he doesn't listen...


BUHgWD! STONE COLD STUNNER! Slobberknocker! Slobberknocker! Slobberknocker! Slobberknocker! Slobberknocker! Slobberknocker! Slobberknocker!


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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
PostPosted: Feb 20 2007 12:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

My dad may be able to beat your dad in a quantitative analysis of surgically implanted electronic devices.

My dad only had one... but that's one more than most.


RIP Hacker.
 
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
PostPosted: Feb 21 2007 05:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My dad owns a gun!

hehe


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Douche McCallister
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Joined: Jan 26 2007
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PostPosted: Feb 21 2007 07:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My dad could totally win an asshole of the decade competition. I got kicked out of my house at 17 because I was working third shift and he wanted breakfast from buger king but I was sleeping. So he woke me up and told me to go get it and I said im sleeping and he called me a worthless piece of shit. When I got home all my stuff was in garbage bags, and my stuff in a moving truck. Atleast my mom still loves me...lol


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