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UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 16 2010 08:06 pm

Getting close to the end of the first round.

IRC Revolution consists of Fernin and Klimbatize.

Shadaloo Breeding Crew consists of Reinhart_X and Thunderhorse.

Enjoy as they beat the everloving snot out of each other for your amusement.

3 days.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 08:11 pm

VIVA IRC!

Posted: Jul 16 2010 08:18 pm

Someone got Shadaloo Breeding Crew started. I'll give them a boost.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 08:20 pm

If you were already going to vote for Thunderhorse and myself, PR reps of Shadaloo Inc., heads of the Breeding Crew branch, please do so now. If you were going to vote for those dirty, simple-minded fools, the IRC Dumbdumbs, kindly wait one day before voting, as our amazing promo is being finalized as we speak. Thank you.

- The Shadaloo Breeding Crew

P.S. We have Bison dollars.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 08:25 pm

Hey everyone. I'm honored and psyched to be part of this year's Forum Battle. It has been a blast so far and I'm really digging all the creative stuff we've seen so far from all the participants.

I would like to start this match off with a few words about our opponents--Thunderhorse and Reinhart. I hate that I have to face these two in the first round. They are such great guys. Reinhart, in particular, I have grown quite fond of because we have spent many a night shooting the shit with each other in the IRC chatroom. He's really a swell guy. Because of this, I won't get mean and say he fucks puppies or that he is a closet Nazi supporter--though neither of those claims are unproven. Instead, I'm going to stick to facts.

Reinhart joined the forums late last year, posted maybe a dozen times, but then got ultra-excited for the SNES Challenge from earlier this year. Despite performing well initially, he quit midway for no discernible reason. Will he quit this Forum Battle in a similar fashion midway through once he loses interest? Who wants an MIA participant in these things? Booooring.

Plus, Reinhart is in China right now, and will remain there for at least 6 more weeks. What's he doing over there? Very fishy.

Thunderhorse seems like a cool cat based on his posts, but I do want to draw your attention to one recent post he made: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=246650&highlight=#246650

In that post he says that The Last Airbender was a good movie. Can we really let a guy with such poor taste in pop culture move on in this Battle? I heartily say 'NO!'

Those are just a few initial points to consider; I'll lay off...for now. Just know that the IRC Revolution is a team that is dedicated to seeing this contest through, and we have really good taste in movies. Also, we can *teaser* magically transform ourselves to handle any situation thrown our way, as you will bear witness to over the course of this battle.

Good luck, Shadaloo!

EDIT: I just read Reinhart's post. How sad that promos are not ready yet. They have known for weeks when their match would begin, yet they are not ready? Further evidence of not caring about this Battle.

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Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

Yay Fern n' Klim!

I don't know his partner at all, but Reiny's superfly, though.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 08:41 pm

I would also like to commend Satsui for such a thrilling intro to this match. Well done, sir.

Wizard Joined: Jun 12 2009 Posts: 4209

Had to vote for my IRC buddies. GO FERN AND KLIM

Posted: Jul 16 2010 08:49 pm

Mr. Klimbatize, your baseless claims of closet Naziness are offensive, and frankly, I don't fuck puppies, I nurture them and, while in China, eat them. I love my dog Tripp.

As for the SNES challenge, blame school and getting it on with one very hot chick ton of times for my abandoning of the contest. You all are lucky I quit, as I was only a few points out of the running. Look out next year, Syd Lexians.

I cannot speak for Thunderhorse at this time, but Klimbatize and Fernin are pretty decent human beings. Yeah, they are cool to talk with in the IRC, but ask yourself this question: Is Jack Black in an orange costume something you should have to be subjected to viewing? I don't know about you, but my eyes ask me to stab them every time I see one of Klimbatize's posts. Go with the real fuckin' deal, Super Saiyan Michael Phelps, with real Super Saiyan bong hit action and Super Saiyan Olympic record breaking swimming abilities.

As for Fernin? Aww, he has a wittle baby tiger, awwwwwwwwwwwww...well, that's cute and all...IF YOU'RE 2! Tigers are cool, baby tigers are meh. What's cooler than a tiger? A THUNDERHORSE, made of real thunder and lightning! He even had a song named after him.

After looking at all of the evidence, choosing The Shadaloo Breeding Crew just makes all the sense in the world. Vote early and vote often, thank you.

- The Shadaloo Breeding Crew

Posted: Jul 16 2010 09:02 pm

The IRC Revolution also supports literacy, and find it shameful how many kids our educational system has failed.

Klimbatize wrote:

I won't get mean and say he fucks puppies or that he is a closet Nazi supporter...

Reinhart_x wrote:

Mr. Klimbatize, your baseless claims of closet Naziness are offensive, and frankly, I don't fuck puppies...

No claims came from me, sir. A touch defensive, eh?

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Reinhart_x wrote:

As for Fernin? Aww, he has a wittle baby tiger, awwwwwwwwwwwww...well, that's cute and all...IF YOU'RE 2! Tigers are cool, baby tigers are meh. What's cooler than a tiger? A THUNDERHORSE, made of real thunder and lightning! He even had a song named after him.

Oh, you did not just mock Hobbes. Calvin and Hobbes is one of the few purely innocent and good things our generation has, I think the childhood of most folks here would like a word with you...

Posted: Jul 16 2010 09:13 pm

seriously, what did hobbes ever do to anyone besides a good pouncing or a rousing game of calvinball? that alone would have put my vote in fern and klimbs ballot box. taking into consideration Ive actually semiconversated with both at one point or the other and its a slam dunk for 'em. viva la revolution!

Wizard Joined: Jun 12 2009 Posts: 4209

Reinhart_x wrote:

As for Fernin? Aww, he has a wittle baby tiger, awwwwwwwwwwwww...well, that's cute and all...IF YOU'RE 2! Tigers are cool, baby tigers are meh. What's cooler than a tiger?

NOTHING IS COOLER. And I will eviscerate your bowels.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 09:31 pm

Thank you for your support, Tako! I look forward to hilarious !defadds from you in the future.

Fig, thank you for the support and keeping me entertained at 3 AM. You're the best.

Thank you, Drew! So psyched to see you return to the IRC today. It's been too long, pal.

aeonic, thanks for the vote! I'm pulling for you to win one of the wild card spots, man, Hell of a fight against Syd and Knyte.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 16 2010 09:42 pm

Klimbatize wrote:

I would also like to commend Satsui for such a thrilling intro to this match. Well done, sir.

Sarcasm detected. Dude, pain meds will do that.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 09:55 pm

Sorry I'm late. I just got back from (EXTREME) river rafting. What did I miss?

Klimbatize wrote:

Thunderhorse seems like a cool cat based on his posts, but I do want to draw your attention to one recent post he made: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=246650&highlight=#246650

In that post he says that The Last Airbender was a good movie. Can we really let a guy with such poor taste in pop culture move on in this Battle? I heartily say 'NO!'

I said it was good. Certainly not on par with the classics, like "Over the Top" or "Pirate Movie".

Remember, a vote for Reinhart_x and Thunderhorse is a vote. It might not be for change or for more of the same, but it certainly is a vote. With Fernin and Klimbatize you're not even getting that.

For the IRC Revolution, the day they faced the Shadaloo Breeding Crew was the most important day of their lives. For us, it was Tuesday.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 16 2010 10:02 pm

Thunderhorse wrote:

For the IRC Revolution, the day they faced the Shadaloo Breeding Crew was the most important day of their lives. For us, it was Tuesday.

It's Friday.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 10:05 pm

UsaSatsui wrote:

Thunderhorse wrote:

For the IRC Revolution, the day they faced the Shadaloo Breeding Crew was the most important day of their lives. For us, it was Tuesday.

It's Friday.

Or is it?

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It's friday, Satsui is on pain meds and he ain't taking shit from anyone anymore!

Wizard Joined: Jun 12 2009 Posts: 4209

I'm scared, all of a sudden. I NEED TO LEAVE THIS CONTEST, NOW! -Runs for the door-

Posted: Jul 16 2010 10:17 pm

All jokes and shit aside, I have to vote for Fern and Klim. They've simply been too genuinely welcoming and helpful to me for my vote to go anywhere else.

IRC, Ichiban!

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I, for one, appreciate the economical boost that will come with the induction of bison dollars to this forum.

You see, I come from a simple mining community. Man had to work hard to prove his worth and bring home enough to put bread on the table. Living comfortably was a dream that we all shared, but also a dream that few would reach.

My father worked the mine, until the day it took his life. It stole him from his only son... And it stole him from his wife. I swore upon his grave that someday I would make things right.

Some of us have spent our whole lives searching for a way to make a better world. We've given everything, and asked for nothing in return. Now with bison bucks, we've found a way to get back everything we've earned.

The forum deserves this. They've waited so long for this day: someone to take the death away!

No son should ever again have to say "my father worked into his grave."

I support the shadaloo breeding crew, and you should too. With hands of iron, there is no task we couldn't do.

Posted: Jul 16 2010 10:53 pm

IRC will burn to the ground, if I have to kick/ban every single one of you miserable bastards. This is the FORUM BATTLE, and it will be won by the old guard, not some namby-pamby jabronis with 500 combined posts and 1/5 of that for combined IQ points.

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FNJ wrote:

My father worked the mine, until the day it took his life. It stole him from his only son... And it stole him from his wife. I swore upon his grave that someday I would make things right.

So I learned how to bend steel. I learned how to make it move.