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Posted: May 12 2010 05:03 pm

Then this dating site is for you!

(Got this link in a Spam mail.)
http://jump4love.me/

If you scroll down the page to the profiles, you will see that in many of the girls' profiles it helpfully states:

"has eyes and hair"

I didn't realize this was something that needed to be listed in dating sites, however perhaps things are getting bad in Russian and the Ukrane, and many of the women are losing their hair or eyeballs?

Posted: May 12 2010 05:07 pm

And one works as "Business-women" while another has "?at".

What's scary is they only list some of them as having "eyes and hair". That probably means about half of them are bald, half-blind chicks.

But it's definitely legit. Look at those two nice American-looking people at the top of the page. They must be the owners!

Posted: May 12 2010 06:00 pm

Nah, I'm all about the bald chemo chicks with two eyepatchs, RAWR!

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

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Join our online community of singles where men can meet beautiful Ukrainian and Russian girls for dating, love and marriage.

Wow, most of this looks like bull shit

Posted: May 12 2010 06:51 pm

Dating sites are sad. Just sad.

Joined: Mar 13 2009 Location: Arlington Posts: 467

Wow, this is just ridiculous. Someone try it out.

Posted: May 12 2010 08:42 pm

Still not as good as the defunct MarryOurDaughter.com site. I met my first two wives there.

Joined: Oct 01 2009 Posts: 5316

I prefer my women to live underground and look like moles.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

I like my women the way I like my mattress. Firm, big and covered in my DNA.

Posted: May 12 2010 09:57 pm

joshwoodzy wrote:

I like my women the way I like my mattress. Firm, big and covered in my DNA.

I just about spit tuna sandwich all over the monitor. Laughing

Posted: May 13 2010 02:37 am

I had a guy who worked for me who was getting e-mails from some "Girl" from Russia who talked to him for about a week via e-mail. Then after the warm up period, she wanted to fly to the US to "Be with him" but "Couldn't afford it" and only needed $2000 to get to the US to be with him forever. The pictures "she" sent were of course some amazingly beautiful girl who probably came out of a Maxim at some point. The sad thing was, he believed it all, and was going to drop the money until a few of us had to talk some sense into him. Its scary how they can get ahold of some of these people with little common sense.

Joined: Oct 01 2009 Posts: 5316

joshwoodzy wrote:

I like my women the way I like my mattress. Firm, big and covered in my DNA.

That was pretty good...

Posted: May 13 2010 11:40 am

Atma84 wrote:

I had a guy who worked for me who was getting e-mails from some "Girl" from Russia who talked to him for about a week via e-mail. Then after the warm up period, she wanted to fly to the US to "Be with him" but "Couldn't afford it" and only needed $2000 to get to the US to be with him forever. The pictures "she" sent were of course some amazingly beautiful girl who probably came out of a Maxim at some point. The sad thing was, he believed it all, and was going to drop the money until a few of us had to talk some sense into him. Its scary how they can get ahold of some of these people with little common sense.

poor guy. hes probably just lonely

Posted: May 13 2010 12:36 pm

I think there is a Russian mafia in my town now. There is this Chevron that always has the hottest Russian chicks working there. When we would go inside to talk to them, it was later revealed that most of them ended up eventually working at the local strip club... I am theorizing that they are part of a local sex trade ring, and I'm basing this off of nothing more than the information I just gave you the last couple sentences. They all had eyes.